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Sex Guruji! Sex light divine. That's what Sexguruji.com would be in the literal sense of the word. Yes, it is an Indian site, with Desi porn and Desi chicks, whatever Desi means. I'm not a Google translator so if you want to educate yourself on the word Desi, you know where Google is. Knock yourself out. Meanwhile, I'm going to review this PornHub-like site. I said PornHub because, well, once you enter the site, you will know exactly what I mean by this. How hard is it to just get an orange background to place Guruji words in it? It takes like literally 5 seconds. Anyway, let's go into the site. Follow me.

Okay, so the site is made in WordPress. How do I know this? Just got to the last page of the site. Page 103. Those of you who used WordPress are familiar with the Hello World message. For you that aren't, the message 'Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!' will probably be big enough a tell that it's WordPress. It's not that the site was made on this site builder but the fact that they didn't even bother removing the first post and the comments left there. This just goes to show you that the moderators are probably an outsourced workforce, probably gotten for a few bucks a day. It just sets the wrong impression is what I'm trying to say, and when you have TPD investigating your site, motherfuckers better be prepared! Shit like this won't go past me!

Just a regular tube site trying to knock off Porn Hub but with Hindu content

The site has potential. That's what I have to say from the top and that's the reason why I'm ready to promote it. Within this review, I will go over all the things that need to be fixed and what's good about it. My name is only going to be on the best stuff, not some knock-offs. What I mean by Pornhub knocks off, I mean that the logo is a straight-up copy. Still, that is what's called brand recognition for all you marketing noobs. Since the Indian market is huge, literally counting billions when you have a site that has a mainstream appeal but caterers to its main target audience - Indian, you might have a huge winner on your hands. Do you understand now why my name is on there?

When you land on the home page you will be met with an easy-to-browse-around layout. The videos are immediately visible and available for playing. Most of the videos are Indian porn which I don't mind. I kind of like the Indian girls who have that spot on their heads. I always love that spot that they put in urinals so that you piss all over it. I mean, a man needs to have an aim when he's using his cum gun. The same goes for the Indian girls' spot on their forehead. A man's gotta have his crosshair set on the target.

What I didn't like at all is the video quality of the videos. They are all low in quality. Once you start streaming them you will expect them to stop at one point as they are loading which is another thing they need to fix. You can only switch the speed of the video is being played at. I mean, who the hell would even want to touch that button. Setting the play speed to 2x is just ridiculous. Watching a man hump his girl at a fast speed is comedy at its finest. Don't get me wrong. Great that they have the button there but it is not something that is going to give you excitement and pleasure. Well, maybe you are a fast cummer so you actually want the video to play fast, I don't know. But still, those are the only options besides the "download" button, oh by the way, which is not really a download button.

All of these above-mentioned problems arise from the plugins that the site is probably using. When you don't have the original site, made by a real programmer and a whole team behind it going in and out, fixing it, tweaking it, making sure everything is on point going smoothly, this is what you get. An amateurish-looking site that seems as if is going to break down on you like a cheap horse carriage. Even the From: Admin notification is still there. Meaning that the videos are uploaded by the admins and not users of the site. This makes sense because the videos are updated regularly. That is a huge plus. There's nothing wrong with Admins updating their site, it is the fact that they are not growing their community. How do I know this? There is no Sign-up button.

Categories and the number of videos on the site

TPD is the kind of a guy who likes his things slow. Slow pace, slow sex, slow women. They are the best, slow women. Easy to bang and they fuck just the way you want them to. But when their IQ drops below 80, you might be treading dangerous waters, my friend. She just might start drooling on your cock. This is not a bad thing particularly but I'm just not sure how legal is to have sex with an idiot. In a real sense of that word. So to make my point, I like to take things slow. Well, whoever made the categories section was kind of on the slow side of things.

Try to guess how many categories are on the site? Give your best shot. At least in the ballpark? Give up? What's your answer? Mhm, cool cool. Sexguruji.com has 9 categories. Yup, you read it right. Nine. Like Baba Booey would say, noine. I could list them all right here in the review and it would take up 20 words. I counted them all. The first category is BDSM, of course, because it starts with the letter B. Also, because there are soooo many BDSM fans out there just waiting to get their daily dose of nose hooks and whip domination. Bikini is the next one. Also one of the more popular categories. I can't have enough of my Bikini category videos.

Uncategorized was my favorite category on the site. It has only 2 videos but still, it managed to land a full-blown category nomination. I checked out the video and it was a Latin Playboy live sex video during a show. It was hot. I even contemplated pulling a fast one but I was way more curious to see what the other video was. It was worth it. It was Hello World original post. LOL. This site was getting more and more ridiculous with every detail that I tried to check out. I mean, that's what you get when you want to do it like this. One small mistake usually translates into a whole cluster fuck of more mistakes to follow. It is a snowball effect. One that Sexguruji.com absolutely needs to take care of behind the scenes.

Let's just drop the sword on this one

These are not that big of mistakes. Personally, I could care less and I do. I don't care about Hindu porn. Not my cup of tea. But this is a porn site that will be featured on my site and I expect them to up stand to a certain expectation. I went over the site, made just a few clicks and already I understood the whole operation that was taking place behind the scenes. If they want to make some money and not plaster these affiliate links all over their header, something needs to be their UVO. Unique Value offer. Oh, and they have about 3500+ videos on the site. Guess it's hard for their outsourced employee to upload more than a few a day.

When all said and done Sexguruji.com is giving its best. I can only imagine that outsourced poor fellow working for a few beans going out of his mind trying to get a clue as to what he has to do on Sexguruji.com. Still, all of these mistakes are a grain of salt in a sea that is catering to an audience of over 4 billion. Who gives a shit? They will click. And the site has 1810 Indian-related videos if we are to trust their WordPress plug-in video counter. That 4 billion beats a few irrelevant mistakes.

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For the next week, things went well for Laura. She and Trina slept together every night. Shawna was still away, and they fucked so heatedly and often that Laura wondered if they would wear it out, wear out their ardent thirst for one another. But so far, they hadn't come close. Her inevitable confrontation with Sholandra didn't happen because Rhonda returned and obviously occupied Sholandra's time. God, the blonde bitch must be fucking that poor girl to death, Laura thought, with a little...

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