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It's pretty difficult getting into porn and not knowing about Reality Kings. Whether you've found some clip of them on a popular free porn site or stumbled across their social media, Reality Kings is well-known. The studio provides some amazing porn with high-quality and beautiful girls. What they do on their website translates quite well to their Twitter account.
Reality Kings holds over 630K followers on Twitter. That's no surprise considering how widespread they are in the porn industry. I am seeing some pretty nice pieces of content coming from Reality Kings and their Twitter. Being a porn studio of this size, I'd expect to have my timeline flooded with porn. To my surprise... I'm actually getting that.
Design - Pretty Seasonal
At the time of my writing this review, it's around the good ole spooky time of the year: Halloween. Reality Kings has decked out the top banner to feature some naughty Black girls dressed as little devils as they advertise their sale going on. It's a cute, simple thing that I'm not shocked to see. A banner on Twitter is one of the first things people see on their phones or computer.
Their profile picture is kept professional, it's just the Reality Kings logo (basically their fucking name). Sliding down beneath that, they've very smartly used some crown emojis to customize the bio. The bio's purpose is to let people know that they've just clicked or tapped on over to the official Reality Kings Twitter. Proud of you!
One thing I don't like about this top bit is Reality Kings doesn't link to their website. Instead, RK links over to their Instagram. Now, I get it, you want to show off the other places you're active in the social media game. But something like this could be tossed into the bio. Leave the linking section for the main website where people can find the larger pieces of porn content.
Content - Porn all day (Yay!)
Porn comes through on Twitter in different ways. No one is complaining about how much porn you can find on Reality Kings whether it's from someone else's account posting clips or a pornstar a part of RK that shows herself off. One thing that I always think is a good thing is if the primary source, Reality Kings itself, posts porn videos/photos.
Reality Kings is actually posting porn content pretty fucking consistently on Twitter. RK posts clips from porn videos that they currently have on their website along with the handles of the pornstars in the video. It's a great way of showing off their porn while also showing off the pornstars if you've become a new fan.
There's a theme here that Reality Kings just keep mixing 'round and 'round and that's posting NSFW stuff but also letting you know who it is in the video/photo. The photos that Reality Kings put up have some pretty decent quality. Not all are shot off some fancy ass camera but phone cameras nowadays are pretty damn good.
Every time something is put up, there's a handle to follow.
A Land for Kings (The Positives)
If you were to take what Reality Kings do on its main website and then trim it down a bit and put a few words with it, you'd get their Twitter. I'm enjoying what they do there from a fan standpoint. As a person who enjoys porn, this is what I'm looking to see always on my timeline.
There's not one particular positive that I can nail down about Reality Kings because the good things are a part of one another. RK posts videos, and photos, and shows off its pornstars all at once. As far as the videos go, sometimes they appear as GIFs, and other times they vary in length.
They're also pretty good advertisers when it comes to new shit going on over at the main Reality Kings website. You want that if you're a fan of the brand and enjoy the pornstars that work with them. It's a live service, basically, and you're looking to follow up with that place.
Reality Kings also avoids an issue I've had previously with other spots which deal with a lack of porn. I'm fine with nude or NSFW photos of girls in barely anything or whatever. But there's an issue when there is no mention of the porn that the studio actually makes with these women. Reality Kings knows how good its porn is and shows it off without even second-guessing it.
A new heir (The Negatives)
Reality Kings' Twitter has a fantastic handle on what it takes to operate a social media account in today's age. Social media plays a big part in the success of a company - even for porn! I'm always interested in seeing the latest video clip, sale, or pornstar from a place that I enjoy.
Luckily, Reality Kings delivers without much fail.
Crown a King and his Queens (My Suggestions)
Could there be some Reality Kings Twitter-only content in the future? There was a tweet I came across about a TikTok challenge but the NSFW version of that (her titties were out) was put on Twitter.
If Reality Kings could continue to do Twitter-specific content for their followers, that would surely bring in more of an audience to follow. It also plays right into what RK already does by constantly posting porn on its timeline for its followers to see throughout the day.
Also, it keeps Reality Kings on people's minds. If you're following, you're seeing porn, and you're gaining Twitter-exclusive content along with that. You're never out of the loop, to start, and you're enjoying yourself which would drive more engagement for them. A win-win for both sides in the end.
In Conclusion
Reality Kings has crowned itself when it comes to porn videos. When it comes to social media, it might as well crown itself for that, too. Reality Kings' Twitter is a perfect blend of porn, nude/sexual pictures, and promoting its pornstars. Throughout the day, followers can enjoy Reality Kings porn in many ways from quick clips to other forms of media and they can even keep up with the latest releases and sales.
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NovelsYou text me and ask me what I am doing for the next few days. I am surprised but say nothing; I tell you I have three days off in a row. I can see your smile as you ask if I want to go for a ride. You know that I won’t ask any questions so you tell me to bring no more than what will fit in a back pack. I smile to myself and grab my small bag and throw in a tank top, jeans and massage oil and my overnight kit. I slip into my jeans and a tight black t-shirt with a very low cut front and put on my...
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FantasyAs she endlessly waited in her car outside the auto shop, the leather of her car seat was beginning to stick to her thighs. It was hot, and Southern California summers were merciless. She had worn a flowy skirt, thinking it’d keep her cool. But she’d been watching the tan Cuban mechanic working on the cars in the garage, and she was starting to doubt that the heat wave was the only thing making her sweat. It was like choreography, the fluidity of his work. Sliding in and out from underneath...
Comic look at futuristic sex: In this age of virtual fucking, is it still possible to fall in love? . . . ‘This dream was not so much the dream of a perfect woman As a spectre, sick of unbeing, That had taken possession of his body To find herself a life.’ (Tales From Ovid, tr. Ted Hughes). ‘What would you like to do today?’ ‘I don’t know. Are there any good programs?’ ‘None of your favorite shows have new episodes.’ ‘That’s okay. I’m in the mood for vintage comedy. What about ‘I Love...
"TG- Air. It happened at 30000 feet" by Cj. Wenhurst It was a warm spring saturday morning at the Johnsons Florida home as Timothy Johnson finished his early morning task of cutting his lawn. Tim usually got started early on the weekends so he could be done the sweaty work before it got too hot outside. As he swept the walks and dropped the lawn clippings into the nearby trashcan, a call from the upstairs window came out. "Tim. You have a phone...