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My husband has a small penis and I know from previous experience that size matters to some extent.
He noticed that he could not make me cum through penetration so after work one day he came home excited with a spring in his step and said he has a surprise that I will like but might find awkward at first. I was intrigued so I said, 'darling please tell me!'
He told me that he'd spoken to his close friend at work about not being able to please me sexually and that his friend had told him exactly how to - and that he is sure I will be totally pleasured...
He asked me if I like BIG, hard cocks that I can gag on and ride all night? I
was a bit hesitant at first, just like he said, but then I eventually nervously
said, 'yes darling but yours is fine!'
'Yes mine is fine but I insist that I give you BIGGER! I want to see you scream,
moan, groan, cum, gasp and beg for more!' he replied. '
My friend uses a site called "A Bit Bigger" - it's for women and couples
looking for men with big cocks and more... I've had a look at it and contacted a
few people already.'
but... '
No buts darling. If you saw the photos you literally could not wait to fuck
them... You should see this as a treat and if you like it then we can do it more
often!'
When the guy came over he stood and shook my husband's hand, called me over and put my hands in his trousers... I've honestly never been more turned on. My pussy was wetter than it's ever been, and all because not only was he tall, dark and handsome, but his cock was fucking HUGE! It must have been at least 11 inches of long, hard, thick, rippling muscle, and all I could think of was him bending me over and sliding that big, juicy, throbbing cock inside me.
I couldn't wait to see it, but as I unzipped is pants to whip it out he took my hand and led me to the bed. This man might have been the biggest I'd ever had, but he wasn't all about the cock. He knew how to please a woman in every way possible. He was like a walking, talking Sex God... So, rather than get straight to the fucking like I wanted, he led me to the bed, slowly took off my top and my bra, and began kissing and sucking on my (hard!) nipples. The thought of what we did next makes me feel like I'm gonna cum all over again!
He laid me down, pulled off my little panties, and spread my legs wide. I was
completely naked and I hadn't been exposed like this infront of a â€new' man
since I'd first been with my husband, but I wasn't embarrassed. He evidently
LOVED my body, and the adrenaline that was rushing through my body was making me
tremble from head to foot. He kissed and licked me all over, from my neck to my
nipples, then down across my stomach to my thighs. I arched my back in pleasure
as he slid his fingers inside my pussy and began licking my clit all at the same
time.
I'd almost forgotten my husband was there, and as I looked over to him I saw him totally engrossed in the action, stroking his cock like he'd just discovered sex for the first time.
I was moaning and groaning in sheer pleasure at what this man was doing to me, my slippery cum squelching as he pushed his fingers deeper, the sound of his tongue exlploring me turning me on like nothing else. Just as I felt like I was about to cum my Sex God stopped, raised himself up and finally took out his beast of a cock. It was like a snake, so large that even though it was rock hard it couldn't stand up. He wielded it like a sword, and, for the first time in my life I wondered if I could actually handle it. It was so BIG! The head was already glistening with pre-cum, the shaft so thick it looked ready to explode.
I sat up and, in complete awe of this man, began sucking on his cock. It was so big it barely fit in my mouth, and my poor attempts to deep throat ended with me gagging - to the joy of him and my husband! I'd never gagged on a cock before! I sucked it like I'd been cock-starved for years (and I suppose I had!). Just the head of it filled my mouth, making my pussy even wetter. I couldn't wait for it to be inside me, and he must have read my mind because he pushed me back down on the bed, rolled me over, pulled me up onto all fours, spread my butt cheeks wide and, after quickly fingering my pussy once more he began sliding his monster inside me.
When I say monster, I mean MONSTER! My pussy has never been so stretched. It slid in slowly, forcing me to scream and gasp out of genuine, ecstatic pleasure. I felt it go all the way inside me, as deep as anyone or anything could ever physically go. It made me cum instantly, hitting every pleasure spot I have all at once.
With every thrust I began having orgasm after orgasm, his fingers squeezing my nipples while I screamed out louder than I'd ever screamed in my entire life.
It didn't end there though! He pulled out, rolled onto his back and sat me astride him, pushing me onto his cock, forcing it deeper with every upward thrust. I was riding it like a mad woman, gyrating, moaning, screaming, eyes rolling, beginning to feel faint with ecstasy. He spanked my butt, urging me on as he began to use his fingers to rapidly rub by clit. I leant forward to let him suck my nipples, and as my pussy tightened once again with another orgasm his cock seemed to get even bigger. He was moaning and groaning as he exploded inside me and I felt his cum, warm and thick, filling me up to bursting point. I'd never known what it felt like to be truly fulfilled until that moment - and I can't thank my husband enough for letting it happen.
It seems my husband enjoyed every second, and as I looked to him to make sure he was OK I saw his cock also covered in cum and a huge, wide eyed smile on his face. He looked like a kid that had been let loose in a candy store - or a teenager that had just been privy to a live sex show!
Luckily for me this wasn't my one and only time to be fucked and filled like never before. We now use abitbigger every week, finding new men to drive me wild every weekend. It's the only thing that gets me through my working week now! Our sex life together has been better than ever too - with my husband seeming to have learned new tricks and even coming home with toys mid week to treat me with. He knows I love him, and luckily for me he isn't afraid to watch me be pleasured by a well endowed man on a regular basis!
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Fantasy & Sci-Fifrom my supernatural~romantic novel set in Regency England from the diary of Betsy Corning, Darlington, England, September 1815 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am undone! I have given into temptation and trod the left-hand path. I did not tarry there long, I yet have a semblance of a conscience. But little good will it do me – I will be punished for it sooner or later. But oh, should any ladies read this, perhaps you, at least, will understand what provocation I had endured and grant me some...
When we entered the dining salon, all conversation stopped. I had changed from my travel clothes earlier, but was still in black. Esther was in a peach colored evening gown. As I said before, she was ravishing. Martha and Hatty walked behind us in their evening gowns. It was plain that everyone wondered who this girl was with the Royal Executioner and the Guild Master for companions. Certainly most of the apprentices and the other Guild members had not met, or been introduced to Esther. None...
“Are the statements, that the Lord Executioner made, true?” the Village Chief demanded sternly. “Yes, Un ... Uncle,” the young man finally answered very quietly. “A week in the stocks,” the Village Chief pronounced, “and the same for those two friends of yours.” The Village Chief then turned to me to apologize. “I am sorry I doubted you, Lord Executioner. It would appear that I need to pay closer attention to what is going on with the workers in the fields.” “An excellent idea,” I replied,...
"Language Theresa!" "But Mrs. Bradshaw, I only said..." "Hush Theresa, I will not have such rude vernacular spoken in my boarding house! Also, kindly remove your elbows from the tabletop. More over, the fork was placed on the left side of your plate for a specific reason." Theresa blushed as she looked around at the other five girls, some of them putting on airs. "I never ate before with my left hand Mrs. Bradshaw." "You are a student now in the most prestigious Ladies College in...
From Negative To Major Positives - by: Chiara I have had a serious problem ever since I went through puberty, and I mean serious! You see, I'm very small for a guy? no, not there, but overall. I'm only 5'4" tall and I weigh just over 110#. So I'm short, skinny and more than a little bit on the scrawny side. I'm not a dwarf (the correct term for miniature properly-proportioned people as opposed to midgets who are disproportionate) I'm just small. But what makes for the other half...
Andy Ironside Ripley a member of the farmhouse Indiana police department's special division. Is eating lunch in his private office when the buzzer on his desk buzzed loudly which Indicated. That his boss police Chief Robert Randolph needed to speak to him so he quickly finished his sandwich drank some coffee then he left his office and reported to the chief's office. When he reached his destination he entered the chief's office then he said "You wanted to see me sir"? The boss cleared...