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Chapter 4: Shooting Star
Interviewer: With the surprise release of a third ‘Dirty Work’ film, called ‘Emily: Not So Dirty Work’, I’m once again at the home of Karen Carragher. I suppose the first question should be ‘where’s Dave’?
Karen Carragher: (Smiles) I told him you’d ask that! Dave thought that as he only makes cameo appearances in the film I should be the one interviewed. He keeps telling me it’s my film this time.
Interviewer: I seem to recall he said that last time too.
KC: (Laughs) I think he’s embarrassed that he keeps getting better reviews than me when he claims he can’t act.
Interviewer: Any chance you can get him to change his mind and join us? I mean, he doesn’t just have acting credits for this film does he?
KC: No, he doesn’t. If you give me a moment I’ll try and get him to come in. (At this point Karen makes a phone call and after five minutes or so announces that her husband will join us shortly.)
Interviewer: While we wait, I’d like to ask why you use your married name in the producer credit.
KC: I wasn’t sure many people would notice that! As an actress I use the name on the ‘Equity’ register, but I can use my married name ‘Karen Gerrard’ as producer. I wanted to show what Dave means to me, so I use OUR name for that credit.
Interviewer: You surely don’t need to prove anything after all the two of you have been through.
KC: Not prove as such, but acknowledge. Definitely acknowledge.
Interviewer: In our ‘More Dirty Work’ interview it seemed that you weren’t planning on carrying on with Emily’s story.
KC: To be fair, we weren’t. But as I said at the time, if the right storyline came up and it fitted, we might
Interviewer: And it did?
KC: Strangely, considering he was the one who was certain we wouldn’t make another one, it was an idea from Dave that started the ball rolling.
Interviewer: Again? He keeps surprising us with his talents.
KC: (Laughing) He does. That’s why I always have it written into my contracts that he’s on set with me. Dave has a way of spotting things that can make a film better. Sometimes it’s only a little thing like a small joke, or a big thing like the ending to ‘More Dirty Work’. Besides which, it’s always nice to have him around. He buoys me up if I’m feeling down and keeps my feet on the ground if I’m getting full of myself. (At this point Dave comes in.)
Dave Gerrard: Who’s that? The coffee man? (They kiss.)
KC: If you must know, we were talking about you.
DG: I thought my ears were burning. (He shakes my hand.) Karen said you’d like to interview me as well?
Interviewer: Especially as it seems the original story came from you.
DG: It surprised me as well! I was the one who thought we shouldn’t do another!
Interviewer: Can you tell us about it?
***
I was having one of those nights when I couldn’t drop off to sleep, my mind was buzzing. For some reason I kept thinking about the ending to ‘More Dirty Work’ and wondering what would happen to Emily, what the big plan she and Pops had come up with was, whether it would work. As I lay in the dark, ideas began to come to me, about their plan and beyond. Things started to fall into place and I felt the need to make some notes. I slipped out of bed, carefully avoiding waking Karen up and quietly padded downstairs to the study. Still unsure this story would work, I began to make notes on the computer about my ideas. I must have drifted off to sleep at some point as the next thing I knew was Karen gently shaking me awake, a cup of coffee in her hand.
‘Anything wrong?’ She asked, a hint of concern in her voice.
‘No, I couldn’t sleep and then I got an idea that I needed to write down.’ I took the coffee from her and sipped it. ‘Thanks.’
‘And?’
‘And what?’
‘And can I see this idea?’
‘I don’t know that I should show you yet, it’s not fully formed.’
‘A hint then?’
‘I’ll just say it’s something I thought we’d never do.’
‘You had and idea about ‘Dirty Work III’?’ She caught on quickly. ‘Let me see.’ She woke the computer before I could stop her and quickly scanned my notes. ‘This could work!’ She looked at me with shining eyes. ‘I’m going to call Clint and Douglas.’
‘Are you sure? I mean it’s barely an outline at the moment.’
Karen looked at me softly and kissed me on the forehead.
‘Let’s find out shall we? Pass me the phone.’
***
Interviewer: And what was their reaction?
KC: Well Clint was out of town, but said he’d be round in a couple of days. Douglas had shut himself away writing, but when he got my message a day later he said that he’d co-ordinate with Clint and they’d both come and see what we had before the weekend.
DG: Douglas always has either too much work or not enough. (Karen nods.) He’s either trying to complete three screenplays at once or wondering where the next one is coming from. We happened to catch him at the end of one of his busy cycles this time.
Interviewer: But what did they say about your, well, synopsis?
DG: By the time they saw it I had had a few more ideas, even down to snatches of dialogue, but it looked messy. I had no notion about how to present it to them.
KC: Which was where I came in. Although I’ve never written anything…
DG: Neither have I!
KC: No, but you keep having ideas. Stop interrupting. (Smiles.) So, although I’ve never written anything, I have seen how a synopsis look’s. I just rearranged things on the computer until they made sense. Or a sort of sense.
Interviewer: Only ‘sort of’?
DG: That was part of the problem. Every time I looked at it, I thought of something else and added it, usually in the wrong place. By the time Clint and Douglas got to see it, the story had grown.
Interviewer: They liked it though?
KC: Clint loved it, and Douglas started trying to pick Dave’s brain about how it should start straightaway. It was obvious from the beginning that we were going to make number three.
***
‘Dave, I think that’s a cracking idea.’ Clint said. ‘Setting up an RCV hire company is just what Pops and Emily would have thought of, so having Emily start it by herself fits in with the end of two.’ He sat back. ‘But where’s the drama going to come from?’
‘I’ve thought of that now.’ I said. ‘I just haven’t had time to put it down anywhere.’ The other three all looked at me expectantly, suddenly I wasn’t so sure about this. It was one thing suggesting changes to someone else’s story, but something else entirely to come up with a storyline that could work. Karen sensed my discomfort and clasped my hand, nodding at me. ‘Well, you remember the girl that Pops saves? I thought that she could come looking for Emily and they could end up working together.’ They looked at each other and considered. Another thought hit me. ‘Her arrival could trigger a few flashbacks for Emily, of Pops.’
Clint’s face lit up.
‘That’ll do it.’ He turned to Douglas. ‘How soon can you and Dave get a screenplay together? I want to start to get the backing for this.’
‘A week, maybe two. I have nothing else at the moment so I can concentrate on this.’ I nodded. Karen spoke for the first time in ages.
‘Clint, don’t worry about the backing. We can call in a few favours, put some money in ourselves, like the first film.’
Clint subsided for a moment, and then sat forward again.
‘Dave, how much does it cost for a course of HGV lessons?’
‘Something over a grand I think, maybe a grand and a half by now. Why?’
‘I just thought it might be helpful if Karen could do her own driving.’
I could see the sense in what he was saying. In ‘Dirty Work’ things had been simplified because I could drive the RCV.
‘Hey! Wait a minute! Why do I need to drive the RCV?’ Karen interjected.
‘Yo
u know you don’t need to darling.’ I said soothingly. ‘But if you took lessons and a test, it would be research. It would make it easier for you when we filmed the test sequence for the pre-titles.’ My mind was racing now, all sorts of possibilities coming up. Douglas was making note after note, even messier than mine had been. Karen looked at me sharply.
‘You just thought of that too?’
‘Yes. But it will work, right?’ They all nodded, Karen a little reluctantly.
***
Interviewer: So this film had a different birth to the others?
DG: In a way. Once Douglas and I settled down to actually write the story and then the screenplay not much changed, whereas before we kept adding bits or changing them, this time the original screenplay is pretty much what appeared on film.
Interviewer: How was the driving Karen?
KC: I was terrified most of the time! Dave got in touch with the people who got him through his HGV test and booked me a full course and test. The medical was no problem…
DG: I should hope not too.
KC: And the theory and hazard perception I scraped through…
DG: That was amazing considering how little time we’d given you.
Interviewer, And the actual lessons?
KC: Like I said, I was terrified. Dave had always made it look easy, but a HGV is a lot of machine to be in control of, even more so for someone like me who doesn’t drive that much, but I persevered and began to actually enjoy it.
DG: It can be fun can’t it?
KC: Stop interrupting Dave!
DG: (Shamefaced.) Sorry beautiful, carry on. (Kisses Karen.)
KC: I found the reversing exercise difficult to start with. Again, that was because superman here always made it look easier than it was. The actual test at the end of the course had me scared stiff, but I passed first time. I was so happy I hugged everyone, the examiner, the instructor, the other guy taking his test.
DG: I never told you before, but it took me five tests to pass.
KC: But you make driving an RCV look a doddle!!
DG: Well it is now, but it wasn’t then. I told you that you’re more talented than me.
Interviewer: So, with all the elements in place things went well when filming started?
KC: Pretty much. This time it was my turn to make a minor tweak that made things work.
Interviewer: How so?
DG: In our original story Lucy, the girl I, sorry, Pops saved was a mechanic. Karen pointed out she would still be a little young for that, so we made her an organisational genius instead. She takes over the paperwork which Emily has been having problems with and makes the firm run better.
Interviewer: And no problems with Pops this time Dave?
DG: No. Not at all. He only appears four or five times, total screen time about ten minutes, so I wasn’t worried about screwing the whole thing up. I left it to the professionals.
Interviewer: A big change for you then. (Everyone laughs.)
KC: We were a very happy crew until… (She looks away suddenly sad.)
Interviewer: I suppose this is a good a time as any to ask about the tragedy towards the end of filming.
DG: Yes. Clint’s sudden illness came as a big blow.
Interviewer: How did you hear about it? (At this point Karen asks to be excused for a moment and she runs from the room.)
DG: Karen still finds it difficult to talk about. We heard when we were on our way home from my nephew’s birthday party.
***
Karen looked across at me as we drove home.
‘You seem to be deep in thought. What about?’
‘Sorry, I was thinking about the party. The fun the kids had.’
‘And what else?’ I looked across at her. ‘Come on Dave, I can tell there’s more to it than that, I know you too well by now.’
‘Actually… No, I can’t tell you.’
‘Come on. Talk.’
‘If you must know.’ I sighed. Karen nodded her head. ‘I was wondering about what it’s like to be a parent. To be responsible for the upbringing of a child. It’s something I feel I’ll never know.’
‘You’ve never said you wanted to be a father.’
‘I didn’t want to put that pressure on you. It would be your career that went on hold for a while, and I couldn’t ask that of you.’
‘But we’ve never really discussed it.’
‘Like I said, I wouldn’t put that pressure on you. I still won’t. You’ve given me more than I could have asked for, and I’ve never really thought too much about it.’
‘Until now?’ She asked. I nodded, wishing I hadn’t started this now. ‘I’ve not thought about it either. Maybe I should.’
‘Karen, you know I love you, but I’ll never ask this of you. It has to be your decision.’ At this point her mobile rang. ‘Who is it?’ I asked. Then I saw her face fall. ‘Karen, what’s wrong?’
‘We have to get to the Alexandria Hospital quickly. It’s Clint, he’s in a bad way.’ I put my foot down while she reset the sat-nav.
***
Interviewer: Clint had suffered a heart attack?
DG: He had, a massive one. (Karen comes back in.) Are you all right sweetheart?
KC: (Nods.) Just felt a bit queasy. (Dave looks a little puzzled.)
DG: We got to the hospital as quickly as possible, but no-one would let us see him.
KC: It was only when they realised he had no family, that we were the closest thing to family that he had, and that he was asking for us, that we got to see him one at a time. I was first. (Karen pauses, putting her hand to her mouth.) He looked terrible. (Karen looks down, tears forming in her eyes.) I’d known him since I was ten, my first director. He’d always treated me like I was his daughter. I sat next to him and held his hand. He looked across at me. He told me that Dave was meant for me, that we were the most perfect couple he had ever seen. We made him happy. He said I must carry on, finish the film, that my career was still ahead of me. (Karen stops, tears freely flowing from her eyes. Dave puts his arm around her and rests her head on his shoulder.) I’m sorry. Remembering that night still upsets me.
Interviewer: No, I’m sorry for reminding you.
DG: He said much the same to me, but he told me that it must be me who directed the last few parts of filming. He knew he was close to the end and wanted to bequeath his film crew to me, to carry on his work.
Interviewer: And you will?
DG: Yes. I already have a directing job lined up on Clint’s recommendation.
Interviewer: It was you who gave the eulogy at his funeral too.
DG: (Shrugs.) It was in his will, but I wanted to do it anyway. He brought so much out of me, things I didn’t know I could do. Speaking at his funeral hardly made up for that, but it was the only way I had to thank him.
***
I wasn’t comfortable with making a public speech, but it was for Clint and in a way for Karen and was something I was going to have to get used to. I cleared my throat.
‘We all knew Clint in different ways, but he was in essence a wonderfully simple man. He liked who he liked and wasn’t worried by who he disliked. I was lucky I suppose, in that he liked me from the moment we met. Looking back, I suppose it was because I was new to the business of film-making, I had a different, and to him interesting, outlook to everyone else on the set. It gave him a different stimulus. We quickly became good friends. And when Karen and I had our dark period he never doubted me when even Karen I suspect wasn’t certain. He kept in touch with me, offering me small parts or jobs, but never questioning me or judging me. He knew long before Karen or I that we’d be back together. He was the perfect friend and mentor. It was towards the end of those dark days that he said something to me when I thought Karen was going to end things that stays with me to this day. He told me ‘The Dream is never over’. It was a creed he lived by. ‘The Dream is NEVER over’. I try to live by it too now. It is the perfect epitaph for a wonderful human being,
because even though he has gone, his dreams live on in all of us and in his many films.’
I sat down next to Karen. She put her arm around me.
‘That was perfect. I’m so glad I found you.’
‘Thank you. I should never have left you that time. We could have worked it out. It was a stupid decision brought on by shame.’
‘Shame?’ She looked at me quizzically.
‘I lifted my hand to you.’ I shrugged. ‘I’ll never forgive myself for that.’
‘You should. I have. But I should never have let you go, or I should have looked for you. Like you say, we could have worked it out.’
‘What if’s.’ I sighed. ‘It doesn’t matter now, we’re together still and mainly thanks to Clint. That’s the important thing.’ I kissed her gently. ‘I’m going to miss him.’
‘We’re all going to miss him love.’
***
Interviewer: Am I right in assuming that Clint’s death was the reason for the delay in the release of ‘Emily’?
DG: Partially, but not in the way you might think. We, that is the whole film crew, wanted to make sure that everything was right for Clint’s last work. That included the editing. We also went back and re-shot a couple of the later scenes that we had filmed after his death.
KC: None of us were at our best for those scenes and it showed. Dave was unhappy with his direction for the scenes too, so we recalled the crew, they were all happy to come, and remounted I think it was three scenes.
Interviewer: I must say that I for one couldn’t differentiate between the scenes Clint directed and those of Dave.
DG: I’ll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Interviewer: So what does the future hold for the pair of you and the franchise?
DG: I think that the franchise has run its course. (Smiles) But I’ve said that before. As for me, well I’m going to be trying to live up to the directorial standards Clint set.
KC: (Puts her hand on Dave’s knee.) I know you’ll do just fine. You always do yourself down too much.
Interviewer: And what about you Karen? Any films in the pipeline?
KC: Actually I’m thinking of taking a break from films for a couple of years or so. There are some things I want to do before it’s too late.
Interviewer: Isn’t that a bit of a risk? People may forget you.
KC: (Laughing.) Well I can think of one director who will still employ me!
***
I saw the journalist out and went back to Karen. She looked at me sheepishly.
‘What was that about?’ I asked mildly. ‘This ‘break’. You haven’t said anything before. I thought we were looking at doing a school comedy.’ I smiled wolfishly. ‘I always liked you as a schoolgirl.’
She grinned back.
‘You old Perv, you.’
‘Seriously, what are you up to?’
She looked sheepish again.
‘Well, I suppose I should have mentioned it earlier, but I only got confirmation this morning. You are going to be a daddy in about seven months.’
I sat down stunned. Since the conversation before Clint’s heart attack neither of us had talked about having children. After several moments I asked.
‘What made you change your mind?’
‘I didn’t change my mind. I told you before, I just hadn’t thought about it. And then I was thinking about how alone Clint had seemed, and how you are around kids, and I realised that I did want a child. I want to see you with our child.’ She looked down, her face reddening in embarrassment.
‘But why didn’t you tell me that’s what you wanted?’
‘And spoil the surprise?’ Now her eyes glittered in wicked amusement. ‘Besides, I knew if I said anything your natural worrying would kick in, so I decided to let nature take its course.’
‘You are a scheming, devious minx, but I love you anyway.’ I pulled her to me and held her close, kissing her long and hard.
‘That’s the schoolgirl comedy gone then.’ I said when we finally broke the kiss, needing air.
‘What do you mean?’
‘Well, however good an actress you are, I can’t picture the mother of my child as a mischievous schoolie.’
‘Sorry. You’ll have to come up with something else then, but you have got a couple of years to get it right.’ She grinned that grin. The one I had fallen in love with before I even met her. I kissed her again.
‘Why do you put up with me?’
‘Apart from your great kissing? Because even when you’re wrong, it’s for the right reasons. Now kiss me some more.’ I was happy to comply. I was always happy when I was with Karen, my soulmate. The Dream Is Never Over.
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"Should I give you the usual 'how pretty are the stars, do you know where Ursa Major is' talk?" I had seen Vivian leaving the room where I and our friends were, as quietly as she could. Two minutes later I was after her. I found her lying over the grass, a hundred yards away from the Victorian house that belongs to my family, watching the starry sky. I lay beside her. I loved her, but she pretended not to know it. "I know a lot more Astronomy than you do," she replied. She never...
It is now about 6:30 in the morning and the Syrian sun rises over Damascus. I have been living here for a while now and have just met a woman her name is Anna. Neither of us is from this city. It seems rather fitting that we found kindred spirits within each other. As I rise from the bed, I notice Anna bringing me some breakfast, wearing a flower in her hair and that is about it. Therefore, we sat down and enjoyed our breakfast. ‘Best you pack were going on a trip, to Africa,’ I said. Going...
Starvation… We’ve been pist at each other for some time. Like when you’ve been around someone for too long. Their existence pisses you off how they eat, sleep or breathe disgust you… We have sporadic arguments about tooth paste and nonsense. He came home. “I want to come home to a food on the table,” he bitched I laughed. He bitched some more… it quickly escalated into a heated argument in which dishes were broke and yelling and screaming were inevitable. Our anger was fueled my sexual...
Starvation… We’ve been pist at each other for some time. Like when you’ve been around someone for too long. Their existence pisses you off how they eat, sleep or breathe disgust you… We have sporadic arguments about tooth paste and nonsense. He came home. “I want to come home to a food on the table,” he bitched I laughed. He bitched some more… it quickly escalated into a heated argument in which dishes were broke and yelling and screaming were inevitable. Our anger was fueled my sexual...
Love StoriesRiding on this bus always sucks, but eventually we get to where we are going and then we get to play. There is always a good part with every bad part I guess. The ride gives me time to think between shows. I play bass guitar and lead vocals for a rock band out of Columbus, Ohio. We aren’t too bad , actually we’re pretty good. But this summer we’ve done a lot of traveling around the Midwest. All to finally get that big break. Pretty good for an 19 year old schmuck from a little town in Indiana.
DISCLAIMER I don't own Angel or any of the characters of the show, i own nothing. This is non-profit. Tonight like every night for months now she had gone to a fancy party and spent the whole night desperately trying to catch some film maker or super stars attention. As every other night it had failed and she was reduced to swiping food from the tables as she couldn?t afford food at her dingy, filthy, squalid apartment. When she got home and after she ate the sandwiches she stole from the...
Paul was sweating. Whether it was from the southern summer heat or the anticipation of meeting Stephanie, he couldn’t tell. Perhaps it was both. Paul knew it was both. He knew from the first picture he’d seen of Stephanie that he was in trouble. Paul knew his strengths and weaknesses all too well. Stephanie, as with any other beautiful woman, fell into the latter category. Paul had chosen a coffee shop thinking it would be good neutral territory. Keep it public, keep it light, and keep it fun....
I'm a bit of a bastard where women are concerned, no pretty girl is safe from me, girlfriends and wives of friends even my sister gets the treatment when I'm in the mood. To illustrate this let me tell you about Sandy. She is the wife of one of my best mates Tom; she is in her mid twenties with a nice figure, although perhaps now a little overweight. Us lads have this card night, the first Friday of the month; this month it was Tom's turn to host the event. I'm not a big drinker, preferring...
hi i'm p my life story of what made me a bbc slut 4 ever. my husband got injured many years ago. he knew I had needs, so he sent me out nights 2 different bars/clubs. he was the only man I had been with, quit small as I found out. we watched some bbc porn while he could get erect and I never really believed in bbc. 1 night on the dance floor, I was dancing with a nice young black guy just jumping around. when the music went slow. I started 2 leave as he grabbed my hand and pulled me up against...
Tank leaned on the bar, enjoying the feel of a cold bottle in his hand, the taste of beer on his tongue, and the friendly chaos of the clubhouse where he and his brothers went to unwind. Classic rock ‘n’ roll thumped and wailed out of the jukebox. Drunken laughter and the clack of pool balls echoed around him. Neon signs advertising every manner of alcohol decorated the walls, glowing in a riot of colors behind a haze of cigarette and cigar smoke.Nearly half the chapter was here tonight. Eleven...
IncestSusan stirred in that drowsy state of semi-awareness of half- sleep. Satisfying memories moved slowly within her mind, replaying themselves. After returning from the store, the four of them had managed one run down the intermediate slope before darkness, then a very nice dinner before the blazing fireplace. Somewhat surprisingly, Jace and Melinda seemed to be tearing down whatever barrier had risen between them. Then, she sighed to herself, she and Jace had retired to their bedroom. Despite...
Friday, September 14, 2001 Thursday morning, we got up early. The girls needed to get back into a regular schedule with school, so Marine Two flew them all home to Hereford at the crack of dawn, with Stormy in her travel cage. It flew all of us to Andrews and dropped me off first, and then flew to Hereford. This was some crazy fucked up schedule. I knew that sooner or later it would calm down, but right now we were just winging it and making it up as we went. I kissed my family good-bye and...
When I go over to my best friends house, I always hope that somethings going to happen between us. We’re always cuddling and hugging, and she’s constantly touching me whenever she can. Not in naughty places though, although I wouldn’t mind. We even have the odd shower together, in bathing suits. Although there was this one time that she poured the water down my back giving me shivers up my spine. Still, there was no kissing or sexual contact. I’m not a lesbian, I guess I’m just bi-curious...
London Telephone Conversations ã CarmenicaDiaz Call 1. 'Hello?' 'For God sakes,Carmen, what are you playing at?' 'Edward, darling,how terribly good of you to call, I was just thinking about you…' 'How couldyou do this?' 'I'm afraidI'm not sure…' 'You knowperfectly well! Don't play the sweet innocent one with me!' 'Edward, haveyou had breakfast? You sound terribly grumpy.' 'Grumpy? Ofcourse I'm fucking grumpy! You put this…thing…whatever it'scalled…on me when I was asleep...' 'It's...
I had been at the club for almost 4 hours and had been fucked in the ass and mouth by so many cocks that I had lost count and was tired. I started to get dressed for the ride home when I figured what the hell it was 2am and I was tired so I walked outside to my car in my garter belt nylons and open cup bra. I put a towel on the seat because I was still dripping cum from my ass from all of the cocks and just drove home. I pulled into the drive and got out of the car and started to walk up to my...
I walked in the door and at the table sitting with my mom was this guy she introduced me to him and i liked him immediately. My mom was gonna be going grocery shopping and she thought I might want some company. As soon as she left he pulled out his Dick and told me I could suck it if I want. He said he could tell that was the only thing on my mind as soon as i saw him. I just went with it and slowly crawled up to the couch on my hands and knees, giving that huge cock time to get hard as a rock....
GayWell, today is the day. You rub your hands excitedly as you look over the pile of games and the sleek black cover of the magic device you had purchased with a good chunk of your savings. Today was the day you would be able to put your plan in action of seducing, or just out fucking gorgeous video game ladies and fathering your children with them. A life-time geek, you had often longed to nab a hot babe just ?like everyone else? and enjoy the pleasures of the flesh. However, while you are...
Another story I have written over the years. EnjoyWe had finally reached the pinnacle of our lives when we finally had the 2 k**s out of the house and off to their own careers. Being married for 20 years had afforded us the chance to raise two successful ch***ren and allowed us to become the empty nesters that we have looked forward to. Peace and quiet along with starting to regain the one on one relationship that temporarily took the backseat to fulfill our obligations to f***ly. Don't get...
Hi, I am back again with a tantalizing story to gear up your senses. This is a story of my room partner named Bob and his girlfriend Katie who were as good as husband and wife on the ship. I had a chance to work abroad on a cruise ship. I was consideration myself very lucky to explore the diverse countries and cultures. However I was flabbergasted with the freedom seen in the west. I was quite young around 22 yrs of age and quite energetic to work on the ship. I was staying in a cabin which was...
Well, I know I said that Kendra was my last "Aunt Jane/Seasons of Change" derived story, but well, there is another one in the works. Dunno how long it will take because life is happening right now, and the story concept seems pretty challenging to pull off. Already, I've had to trash hours of work because I found myself taking the "easy" way out. Anyway, I have been corresponding with Brandy Dewinter on the concept and got into a basic discussion of Aunt Jane's character and make...
I responded to an advert for mature, larger sized models. It said no experience necessary, and the photo shoot was local, so I thought what the hell, I could do with a bit more cash. I e-mailed a photo to the agency, and within a couple of hours got an appointment, Saturday at 1100. On the morning, I went to the address I had been given and found it was a large country house. I signed in at the reception and told to wait for my photographer Sue. Well within a couple of minutes Sue is...
My girlfriend is strange. I don't mean nerdy strange. I mean sexually strange — uh, kinky. Case in point: She likes to pretend I'm her pony. Let me back up a little, and I'll set up the story. My girlfriend's name is Lisa Chang. She's a sexy, petite Chinese girl ("Chinese-American!" she corrects me every time). She has the best ass and these sweet little tits with nipples that, like, are pokey all the time. We're both sophomores at UCLA. Her parent's are bigtime wealthy, so she is...
The next day Marcela fed us a breakfast big enough for twice as many people as we had. I asked her about the leftovers, and she said that the grounds workers and others in the estate would make sure that there were none. She said that her husband took meals over to the apartments after the family was done. This didn't set too well with me, so after breakfast I got together with George; he was my overall supervisor for the estate. I asked him if it would be possible to get a cook for the...
I'm Fabian. As in Fabian Copeland. Yes.That Fabian Copeland. He of the countless divorces, bottomless bank balances and endless romping. But despite what's splashed across what are jokingly referred to as 'the society pages', there's a few things that nobody sees. Yes, I'm on wife number four … well, okay, here's a scoop for you – I'm actually on divorce number four. And I have a mistress – can one have a mistress without a wife? But as much as I love women – and I really do love women – their...
Gay MaleHere is a bit of background information for those of us who like that sort of thing. This story started out as a therapeutic and cathartic expression for greater insight into my heart, thoughts and desires and on relationship management. Along the way I was inspired by a friend to go with my appetite to explore fantasy indulgence, creativity, fun, eroticism and humor. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. This story does contain 'randy' material in some...