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‘There are so many really cool things about being in love, you know? You can have the best day imaginable with … nothing … just her. Just being alone with her pretty much makes everything okay,’ Jared said as he sat in the middle of the big round booth at Player’s Sport Bar & Grill.

‘Huh, oh. This does not sound good,’ Pete remarked as he entered and walked to the booth with Jared and Feldman.

‘It’s not, bro. J’s waxing philosophic about poon,’ Feldman replied.

‘Ouch! J, man, you gotta move on,’ Pete said.

Jared looked up. ‘Move on? Merrill dumped me, like yesterday. I haven’t had time to move on.’

‘Angie!’ Pete shouted to the waitress. He pointed at Jared’s beer and indicated that they needed two more. She nodded over the noise. Pete slumped into the booth.

‘I know, but, dude, it was … Merrill. She’s a great girl and all, but was she the love of your life?’ Pete asked.

‘No, Pete, and that’s what’s so depressing. I’m 26 years old, and I just got dumped by a girl I’m not even that crazy about. Doesn’t that say something? I mean, isn’t that sad? I should be hopelessly in love or at least be dumped by, like, Jessica Alba or something.’

Pete laughed. ‘Jessica Alba? I’d settle for Jessica Rabbit! That’s just … life, man. Most of us wander through an endless series of meaningless relationships until we get so tired of it, we marry the first girl who we can stand being with us for more than five minutes.’

‘Unless you’re Slater,’ Feldman added as Bobby Slater walked in to join his buddies. ‘Then, you marry the perfect girl and live in fairy land forever.’

Bobby grinned as he scooted in beside Pete. ‘Hey, someone’s gotta win the lottery, right?’

The four had been best friends since high school. Bobby had been the all-star wide receiver who went to State on scholarship and married Mandy Carlisle. Mandy was one of those hideous girls who were heart-stoppingly beautiful, smart, and nice. The girls all hated her, of course … well, not really because she was too nice. The guys did all drool over her … that was a fact. And, Bobby had been the rock star of high school because he dated her. The two of them actually were hopelessly in love, and the guys really were happy for him. They just wished Mandy had three sisters … identical quadruplet sisters.

‘What about you, Boone?’ Bobby asked Pete. ‘You’re still dating Emma, right? How’s that going?’

‘Yeah … we’re cool.’

‘And, Feldman, you and Carol are still giving each other the horizontal salute, right?’

‘Yeah, we’re doing fine.’

‘So, this isn’t the Paris of Loserville. We’ve just got to get our boy back in the saddle,’ Bobby said.

‘Won’t happen,’ Jared said as he rested his chin on his hands on the table.

‘Why? You swearing off women?’ Pete asked.

‘No … but the good ones are swearing off me.’ All three of the others started moaning and laughing.

‘Fuck this beer shit! We need to get our boy some Jack and get him wasted,’ Bobby declared. He flashed his megawatt smile and signaled for Angie. Like a moth to a flame, she was over in a nanosecond.

‘You boys ready for another round?’ she asked.

‘Yes, but we need to up the ante. Bring our sad sack friend here triple shots of Jack. Fel … want anything? Boone?’ They both said they were fine with their beers for the moment.

‘Okay, fellas. Be right back,’ she said.

As she turned to walk away, Bobby called after her, ‘Oh, and Angie, ask Lou for an order of those heart attack nachos.’

‘Will do,’ she said with a smile.

Pete was looking at him, grinning.

‘What?’ Bobby asked innocently.

‘You know what! You could totally do her. If you asked, she’d knock all of us out of the way and go cowgirl on you right here in the booth,’ Pete said to general laughter.

‘You’re so full of shit. Angie works on tips. She’s nice to everybody.’

‘She didn’t hustle that cute little butt over here when I needed a beer. I had to go Helen Keller on her and signal from across the room,’ Pete chided.

Bobby smiled. ‘What can I tell you, Boone? Charm is like perfect pitch. Some of us have it, and some of us are you!’ That got big laughs all-around, except from Jared.

‘Son, you’re not drinking fast enough!’ Pete said to Jared.

‘What’s the point?’ Jared asked with his chin still resting on the table.

‘Fellas, if we don’t find this man some pussy soon, he’s gonna bust!’ said Pete.

‘It’s not about pussy!’ Jared exclaimed. ‘I’m tired of just going through the motions to get laid.’

Pete interrupted him and put his hand over his heart. ‘Forgive him, Lord!’

‘I’m serious,’ Jared said.

‘So, what do you want?’ Pete asked.

‘The brass ring. I want to meet a woman who turns me into a moron whenever I look at her. I want someone who makes me wake her before the sun comes up because I just can’t wait to hear what she has to say,’ said Jared.

‘Hell, I wake up Carol all the time to lay the pipe to her in the morning,’ Pete said.

Jared gave him a disgusted look and said, ‘She must be so honored.’

‘J wants birds singing, flowers blooming and rainbows filling the sky,’ said Feldman as he chuckled.

‘Hey, don’t knock ’til you’ve tried it,’ Bobby countered. He looked at Jared and said, ‘It’ll happen, man. You’re cool, you’re smart. She’s out there man.’

‘Yeah,’ Jared said sarcastically.

The gang stayed another couple of hours. Bobby gave Jared a ride home. As he pulled in front of Jared’s apartment, he said, ‘Hey, don’t forget … tomorrow, 10:00 am.’

Jared wrinkled his brow. ‘What’s 10:00 am?’

Bobby rolled his eyes. ‘The charity carnival in the park, remember?’

Jared looked wounded, ‘Oh, fuck! Bobby, I’m in no mood to get up on Saturday morning and make happy-faces with a bunch of kids. Call Boone or something.’

‘Can’t … Mandy says he’d scar the kids for life. Besides it’ll do you good. Otherwise, all you’ll do is lie in bed under the covers and eat Lucky Charms all day.’

‘So, what’s your point?’ Jared asked with the implication that such a plan sounded good to him.

‘My point, bro, is that you need to continue living in the world. Besides, how are you gonna find Miss Wonderful unless she’s disguised as a dust bunny under your bed?’

‘Oh, God …’

‘You’re coming! If you’re not there by 9:45, I’m bringing a crap load of kids to your apartment and leaving them there.’

Jared put on a fake happy face and said, ‘Okay, see you in the morning.’

‘There … that’s the kind of sincerity that’ll push us right over the top!’

The following morning, Jared showed up right on time with a giant cup of Starbucks’ strongest clutched in his hand. Bobby grinned when he saw Jared. He nudged Mandy.

She rushed over to him and gave him a big hug. ‘Sweetie … I heard all about Merrill. I’m sorry.’

‘You know, if you’d just dump that loser and run away with me, everything would be okay,’ he said as he hugged her back.

Mandy released him and looked at him. ‘The next time he wakes me up with his snoring, I may just take you up on that!’

‘So, what’s my assignment?’ Jared asked.

”What else?’ Mandy said as she pointed to the basketball goals.

Jared walked over and looked at them. ‘Where do they find basketball rims that are about half regulation size?’

Mandy laughed and said, ‘I don’t know. All this stuff was rented from an actual traveling carnival, so nothing surprises me.’

The third annual Carnival-in-the-Park was organized by the local Muscular Dystrophy Association and was sponsored by Kennedy-James, the law firm where Mandy worked. Everything basically looked and worked like a normal carnival except all the money went for charity and nothing cost more than a dollar. The previous years, the event raised over $100,000.

Ja
red had been Westbrook High’s leading scorer his senior year, so he still had a little celebrity cache left for the kids. The booth let kids try three shots for a dollar. Three shots won a large stuffed animal, two garnered a model plane kit, and one got them an MDA coffee cup.

Next to the basketball booth was a booth where you shot water into a clown’s mouth in an effort to pop the balloon before anyone else. A young blonde woman was talking to Mandy and following her to that booth.

‘Jared, do you remember Haley Matheson from our class?’ Mandy asked.

He turned as she asked the question and came face-to-face with the woman. His mouth fell open slightly, and he stared in silence for a few awkward moments before Mandy came to his rescue.

‘Jared, honey, we’ve got all the clowns we need. You can close your mouth now.’ Haley laughed nervously.

‘What? Oh! Sorry,’ he said coming out of his momentary stupor. ‘Haley, you … you look great!’

‘I think she got that point when you started catching flies,’ Mandy teased. Jared gave her a thank-you-very-much sarcastic smile, which made Mandy laugh.

‘Thanks, Jared … so do you,’ said Haley.

‘Well, I’ll leave you two to catch up until you’re invaded by curtain climbers,’ Mandy said as she scurried off. When she was some distance away from them, she turned to see them talking and smiling, and she smiled herself.

‘I don’t mean to sound like a doofus, Haley, but did you always look this good?’ Jared asked.

Haley looked down and kicked the ground nervously, ‘Well, getting rid of braces, zits and glasses certainly helped.’

‘I’m sorry. I know I must be embarrassing you. You just kinda caught me off guard,’ he explained.

Before long, they were swamped with energetic kids and jostled parents. Jared positioned himself so he could easily look over at Haley … a fact that wasn’t lost on her. It was a long day. Mandy brought lunch to all the workers, and the carnival didn’t wrap up until 6:30.

‘Whew! This should have been sponsored by Planned Parenthood,’ Haley said to Jared. ‘I can’t think of better motivation for birth control.’ Jared laughed out loud at her remark, which made her smile.

‘Listen, do you … uhm …’ Jared was flustered as he searched for words, which rarely happened to him. Haley waited patiently for him to finish his sentence and fixed her deep green eyes upon him. ‘Maybe … uhm … grab some dinner or … uh … something?’ he asked. Then, he added hastily, ‘To catch up on things – I mean if-if you don’t have plans or a date or something.’

Haley said, ‘Actually, I do have a date.’

Jared smiled while his body deflated.

‘I’m babysitting my 4-year-old nephew. Can you believe I told Jill I’d do that after spending all day here?’

‘Oh,’ Jared said, instantly perking up.

‘I could … give you my number. You could call me.’

‘Yeah,’ Jared said as his face broke into a huge smile.

‘Let’s see … shoot, I don’t have any paper,’ she said as she rifled through her purse. ‘What’s your cell? I’ll just text it to you.’

‘Perfect! It’s 459-1276. Listen, are you doing anything next Friday?’

She thought for a moment. ‘Nope. Nothing I can think of.’

‘Then, how about dinner and a movie or whatever?’

Haley smiled. ‘Sounds good.’

‘Great! I’ll call you!’

Haley smiled and headed off for her car. Mandy had been watching from a safe distance and walked over once Haley disappeared. ‘Well, big guy, it looks like you scored.’

Jared turned to her and grinned. ‘She’s amazing!’

Bobby walked up and put his arm around Mandy and asked Jared, ‘So, you still swearing off women?’

‘Maybe I was a little premature,’ Jared said, still grinning.

Mandy hooked her arms in the arms of both men and started walking. ‘How about going to Acapulco, gents? I’m going to order one of those margaritas you can swim in and drink the whole thing myself. You’re driving,’ she said as she handed the keys to Bobby.

‘I’m buying,’ Jared said.

Bobby grinned. ‘Ain’t love grand!’

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During the week, Jared resisted the temptation to call Haley five or six hundred times and made only one call on Wednesday to say he would pick her up at 6:30, and she could think about whether she was in the mood for the new Will Smith action flick or the new Meryl Streep drama.

‘She’ll probably win another Oscar for that picture, but I’m not a big fan of chick flicks. I vote for Will Smith. Besides, I don’t mind looking at him for two hours.’

‘Don’t like chick flicks? I’m in love,’ Jared teased. Haley laughed.

On Friday, Jared was so happy he actually whistled at work. He worked at Baker Brothers Advertising as a writer and assistant creative director. His normally sardonic co-workers wondered where the space ship was that took Jared away and left this sappy Snow White dwarf in his place.

Six-thirty seemed to take an eternity to arrive. Jared decided arriving to the second might seem a little needy, so he waited until 6:35 before knocking on Haley’s apartment door.

‘Hi,’ Haley said with a smile as she opened the door and invited Jared inside. ‘I’m running late as usual. There’s beer in the fridge. Make yourself at home,’ she said as she rushed back into the bathroom.

Jared opened the door to find several half empty take-out containers, yogurt, fruit, and three kinds of beer. ‘My kind of girl,’ he said to himself. He chose a Sam Adams. He walked back into the living room and perused her bookshelves to kill time. She had a mixture of books, but she had a lot of adventure and spy novels. ‘This looks a lot like my bookcase,’ he thought.

Finally, Haley emerged. ‘Sorry! It was one of those days.’

Jared turned to see her in a tight cream sweater and green cargo pants. He smiled. ‘When the results are that impressive, it’s well worth it!’

‘Were you this charming in high school?’ she asked, smiling.

‘No. I was pretty much of a geek with decent jump shot.’ He handed her flowers.

‘Oh, they’re beautiful, Jared! Thanks!’ She took them into the kitchen to find a vase. ‘That’s so sweet. No one ever does that anymore. I like it. It makes me feel feminine.’ Jared beamed.

At dinner, Jared poured Haley a glass of wine and asked, ‘So, tell me about your job.’

‘I’m actually still in school. I’m working on my Ph.D. in child and adolescent psychology.’

‘Really?’ Jared exclaimed. ‘That’s so cool. What drew you to that field?’

‘I don’t know. I always felt like a dorky kid, kind of out of place. Maybe that’s why I’m drawn to kids having a rough time with life.’

‘You’ve certainly outgrown dorky.’

‘Thanks, but you haven’t seen me try to do anything athletic. That would change your mind in a hurry. What about you?’

‘I work in advertising. I’m a writer and assistant creative director.’

‘That sounds like a great job. What kinds of things do you do?’

‘We are something of a boutique shop for restaurants. We have a couple of major accounts, like Fenilli’s and Skipper’s Dock. I write copy for their ads and their websites. Plus, I help map out their strategy.’

‘I would never have pictured you in that kind of a job. You were always the jock in school.’

‘Yeah, but I always loved to write. In college, I had some great teachers and really started thinking I could somehow write for a living. Baker’s a great place to build a resume.’

After dinner, they went to the Will Smith movie. Haley often grabbed Jared’s arm during tense or funny scenes, and he relished the feel of her hand. The movie turned out to be the perfect setting to break the touch barrier.

Later, Haley invited him to her apartment for cappuccino. She changed into sweats, and they sat facing each other on her sofa. They talked about movies, kids, life, high school … you name it. About 4:00 am neither
of them wanted to part. Haley suggested putting on a movie. Five minutes into it, she was sound asleep on Jared’s lap. He stroked her soft blond hair until his head fell over on the sofa cushion.

About 10:00 am, Jared’s bladder woke him. Haley was still nestled on his lap, and he didn’t want to disturb her. He waited another 45 minutes until he had to make a move. He tried to slip out from under her, but she awoke.

She rubbed her eyes and asked, ‘What time is it?’

‘Almost eleven in the morning,’ he answered. ‘How do you like that … sleeping together on our first date?’ She snickered. ‘Sorry to do this, but I really have to pee.’

Haley sat up quickly. ‘Oh! Go!’ In seconds, it sounded like Niagara in Haley’s bathroom. Jared came out drying his hands and smiling. ‘Much better.’

‘I feel so bad. How long were you trying to hold it in?’

‘Oh … I don’t know … about 47 minutes and 32 seconds,’ he answered, which garnered a big laugh from her.

After using the facility herself, Haley came out and asked, ‘Since we slept together and all, it’s only fitting that we have breakfast. You up for it?’

‘Yeah!’ Jared said enthusiastically.

‘Good,’ Haley said smiling. ‘I’ll just take a quick shower.’

‘Take your time.’ While she was in the shower, Jared found one of their high school annuals on her bookshelf. He sat down and thumbed through the memories. When he got to the page with his picture on it, he was startled to see a heart drawn around his picture. Someone other than Haley had drawn the heart and put in a voice bubble for her that stated, ‘Oh, Jared, I just want to have a hundred of your babies.’ She had scratched that out, but it was still readable. He was bemused.

‘I hope you weren’t bored,’ she said as she bounded out with tan shorts and a yellow Polo shirt. His eyes widened when he saw her slender, shapely legs. She smiled at the look on her face. ‘Oh, Lord! You must have been bored if you hauled out the ol’ yearbook.’

Jared quickly slammed it shut before she discovered that he was looking at his old photo. He figured she might not even remember the scribbling. ‘No. I was fine.’

They also stopped by Jared’s apartment so he could take a quick shower. He also used that opportunity to fill his hands with soap and relieve some of the tension that Haley’s legs generated in his groin.

Haley was also quite pleased with his attire of denim shorts and a green stripped collarless shirt. She was happy to see he still had the same legs and butt she always enjoyed watching run up and down the basketball court.

‘You look like you could still suit up. How do you stay in shape?’ she asked.

‘I go to the rec center a couple of times a week and play pick-up. I’m also really into martial arts.’

‘Really? What style?’

‘Tae Kwon Do. I’ve studied it since I was ten. My Dad’s taken lessons for years and thinks it teaches people a lot about life.’

‘Hmm. Then, I guess I don’t have to worry about bogeymen anymore.’

‘No, ma’am … not as long ‘Chuck Henderson’s’ around!’ he said with squinty eyes and a sneer. Haley laughed.

‘Thank you for protecting us defenseless womenfolk, Mr. Henderson.’

Jared drove them to a diner for breakfast and later headed for his parents’ house.

‘Where are we going?’

‘Mom and Dad’s. No one’ll be home, and I’m gonna grab a couple of bikes. I thought we could take a ride along the C&O trail.’

She brightened. ‘That sounds great!’

They rode to an old plantation house that was about 15 miles out of town. It was now a historic building and was a popular tourist stop on weekends. Jared remembered they sold cold drinks and refreshments on the weekend. He bought them drinks and snacks, and they sat under a huge oak tree that had bullet holes from the Civil War and was still standing.

‘I remember one of my writing professors in college telling us about his girlfriend. They were touring Gettysburg, and they pulled off on the side of the road and walked into the field. She had a pen and a pad of paper with her. She sat by herself under a tall walnut tree and went into a kind of trance. She scribbled furiously on page after page. He’d gone exploring along a creek. When he got back, she was as white as the paper and told him she wanted to go. They left and went to a bar to get her something to drink and enable her to calm down. My professor read through the pages and was stunned to discover it was a first-hand account of a young Union soldier’s last day on earth. He said the language was broken just like a poorly educated teenager might have talked at that time. The handwriting was unlike anything he’d ever seen, and his girlfriend had no recollection of experiencing or writing anything. Her mind was blank.’

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Bill’s turn: By the time we got left on the apron back at our home airport, a lot of life had changed. First, I was now an engineer with 3Sigma Engineering. My first tasking was to locate suitable facilities for a branch office. Second, I was in possession of a pair of ‘almost’ college students. Possession? One daughter. One wife. Third, I was issued instructions to obtain my medical certificate preparatory to becoming a student pilot. That whole college thing for Haley and Deena,...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 7

Bill’s turn: I walked into the office at my normal time, that is, half an hour before the ‘official’ start time. Hey, I’m a staff engineer with field functions, so I don’t exactly have to punch a timeclock. I just like to get there early enough to have a cup of coffee, talk with people as they come in, check my email, clean out my distribution box... And answer personal questions. “So, buddy, you actually DID it?” Chuck Reisner, another engineer, asked. “Yep. See? Appropriate jewelry.” I...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 38

Deena’s turn: This happens pretty often. Haley and I get home after a day on campus. Some days we go to the office, others we come home. Today’s a ‘home’ day. Haley’s ‘little brother’ was in the yard when we pulled up. Naturally, he saw us, waved. “Haley, I wanna show you my report card!” “C’mon,” Haley yelled back. He visits us two or three times a week. Haley and I treat him like the little brother he is. Happily, he’s well behaved and adjusting to school quite well. We made a big...

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Izzy and Haley

15 year old Donald was seen sorta in between the 2 groups of the popular kids and the non popular kids he had friends in both groups but 2 special friends in the popular group. There names were izzy and haley. Donald had had an eye on these 2 girls since gr 8 when they had first meet but Donald couldn't tell which one he liked more. Until one day in gr 10 when he was walking down the halway and the 2 girls suddenly appeared next to him "oh hi Donald" said izzy "hi izzy, hi Haley what's...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 4

Bill’s turn: Surprises. That’s what I need in my life. More surprises. Marrying Haley? Not a surprise. It’s going to happen. The little brown-haired darlin’ treats it as inevitable. Since she’s got me wrapped around her little finger, I guess it really is inevitable. She’s the one that broke the news to Deena in a roundabout manner. When I called Deena to talk with her about us getting married, she launched into me about what she’d heard at school. So, okay – daughter’s good with it....

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 3

Bill’s turn: Reputation. A lot of this business is about reputation, at least among us engineers and managers of engineers. You know somebody who’s going to do you a good job, that’s who you get. Get the bean-counters and the MBAs involved, though, and then you start talking about trying to get the bid low enough to get the job, and sometimes that’s at the expense of the good equipment in favor of the cheaper stuff, or cutting the cost of your contractors to where the good ones won’t even...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 21

Haley’s turn: So as college students, Deena and I can FINALLY end up in some of the same classes. It was suggested that we take an elective or two, so we conferred and decided on biology. It’s a science, so there are right and wrong answers, not opinions, and both of us are interested and it’s already in progress. The professor starts to balk until Doctor Seavers explains why it is that she’s getting two students starting a semester in progress and neither of the students is old enough to...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 24

Bill’s turn: Well, THAT was fun. Food poisoning. I have isolated a likely error in a roadside stand – one of those food trucks – that I was told had THE definitive taco. Or not. Doesn’t matter. It hit me hard. Hundred and three temperature, my body’s still achy overall. First time I spent away from my girls that wasn’t job-related. I don’t like it. I spent the night drifting, achy, in the hospital. I was released Monday morning, transported home, Haley driving, Deena updating the network...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 16

Still Bill’s turn: Doctor Seavers raised an eyebrow. “I accept your premise, Miss Haley...” “Mizz,” she said, showing her wedding band. I’m thinking that just maybe Haley’s feisty side might be less than profitable here. “Yes. I apologize. But accepting your premise, would you be up to a little examination by our own faculty, just to validate Auburn’s findings?” Okay ... Here comes Haley the Berzerker now, swinging a war hammer. “Yessir. Bring it on. But let’s make it interesting. If I...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 17

Bill’s turn: Deena’s comment about fourteen year old girls startled me. “Huh?” “Cindy was fourteen when she got married, Dad...” “We could’ve gotten married before I turned sixteen, baby,” Haley said, “just like Nikki did. Or Cindy. If we’d’ve convinced a judge...” “Ewwww!” Deena squeaked. I glanced over. The eyes didn’t match the squeal. I get the feeling that just maybe my daughter might believe that her stepmom and I might have had relations before she turned sixteen. Another...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 37

Deena’s turn: So we’re home. Haley and I are doing some class work, Dad’s fixing a toilet that needs fixing before we move to the new house. “We’ve talked with Sandy about it,” I said. “We just never came out and said we’re all doin’ it together.” “I know,” Haley replied. “Leaves her room to think what she wants. Or not.” “Well, honestly, our conversation didn’t leave a lot of room for suspicion.” “She’s still our friend. I mean, she could pull back, but she comes over here all the...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 39

Bill’s turn: I’m lying in bed in circumstances I only dreamed of vaguely in my hormone-pumped adolescence, a naked teen cutie on either side of me. The only reason we weren’t sticky was that we’d licked and sucked each other clean. “You’re thinking, aren’t you, baby?” the brown-headed one asks me. The silent one nestled again my chest on the other side is blonde, and her hand is idly fondling my depleted dick. “I am...” Deena exhaled. “Lemme guess ... You’re in the aftermath of orgasm,...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 20

Mizz Patel’s turn: “Thank you, Doctor Seavers, for allowing me this visit,” I said. I know, this sounds so deferential. My mother drilled into me that a little subservience is often the key to opening doors, so I determined from previous conversation with this man that it would be a good approach. What do I gain? Position. Certainly not for ME. My position within Auburn University is set. I am comfortable, my reputation enhanced by the fact that some of the students I recruited, the...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 13

Deena’s turn: Sometimes you just have to take a deep breath and be an adult, even if you’re only fourteen. We have Sandy with us. And a hotel with a king-sized bed, and nobody offered to put anybody up for the night in the Auburn community, so there’s Bill, sounding all apologetic. “I’m sorry. I must’ve clicked the wrong button when I made the reservation. You DO have a room with two queen beds, don’t you?” “Yessir, we do,” the desk clerk said. “Same price. I see you have one of our...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 13

Bill’s turn: Okay, I have to admit it. That whole trip was an interesting experience. The fact that for the trip home, I was ordered into the pilot’s seat of a light plane at the instruction of an eighteen year old redhead with a doctorate in physics just added to the whole surreal experience. Okay, she’s a CUTE redhead, and listening to her speak assuages any fears you’ve ever had about geniuses being socially inept. The fact the two girls in the rear seat, my wife and my daughter, look...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 23

Haley’s turn: We’re back home and I’m sitting in Bill’s recliner, smelling HIS cologne and ... What have I done? I pledged myself to Bill, for better or worse, et cetera. And I have had sex with his daughter. Had. SEX. With somebody who WASN’T Bill. I need to think. Can’t. Got Deena with me. Deena, who is my best friend. Okay, that’s not bad. Stepdaughter. Kind of odd, but not bad. And lover. Bad. What the hell happened to me? Never in my life have I had the least bit of interest in...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 26

Deena’s turn: If what Haley and I have done is incest, because we’re half-sisters, we argue that it’s not quite the same because we weren’t raised together as sisters. That specifically presents a quandary to me. I want Bill. Yes, I know he’s ‘Dad’. Been ‘Dad’ all my life, you know. But speaking from the standpoint of DNA, he’s NOT Dad. And what should it matter anyway? It’s not like if he and I started fucking (I hate that word. Can I say ‘making love’?) that I can get pregnant from him....

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 31

Bill’s turn: Guys, as a general rule, don’t get much out of weddings. This one’s slightly different than a lot of them. First off, no ‘princess for a day’ trying to emulate the nuptials of British royalty. Second, it’s got this age disparity. No, I’m not denigrating that. I have one of those myself and I’m standing next to Dan Richards, who married a fourteen year old. I might’ve been sleeping with a fourteen year old, but we married when she turned sixteen. Now I’m sleeping with another...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 19

Bill’s turn: Did anyone ever explain to you that a power plant is noisy and hot? The thing is, there’s a lot of big machinery running, lots of electrical power being generated, which all has to go through conductors, transformers, and control devices. Any time you push current through conductors, you get heat, and big power means big heat, both the waste from the energy going in and losses from the energy going out. And nobody in his right mind would try to cool that mess down to acceptable...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 34

Bill’s turn: Cindy’s words – “Deena. What are you gonna do with that?” came back up in my head when I was back in the office. There’s a sheaf of drawings for a project. Can’t help it. Huge monitor on my desk, but there’s just something about that stack of paper and penciled notes. And time to think. Deena. The ‘Deena’ who still calls me ‘Dad’ even in the middle of sex, either just the two of us or in the midst of a no-holds-barred threesome. The Deena whom I love in so many ways, my almost...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 24

Haley’s turn: We went inside, put the stack of bills on Dad’s ‘business’ desk, and scooted together on the sofa to open the envelope we thought to hold a discovery of our genetic code. We expected that I’m the outsider and Deena and Bill are related – father and daughter, you know... That makes sense. It’s the universe as we understand it. Apparently our knowledge of the universe was the same as the Catholic Church’s understanding of the universe when they faced Galileo. We’re holding...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 2

Deena’s turn: I love my life. I walk across a college campus. I’m fourteen. I’m supposed to be in middle school with five hundred ‘peers’ on a middle school campus. There, I was one of the herd. Here, I’m a standout. Just before Christmas break, and word has gotten out about the little blonde girl who pops around campus. It’s giggle worthy, though, in a lot of ways. First, I get hit on. College guys, according to Dad, will screw anything, and they’ll lie and prevaricate and promise in...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 11

Bill’s turn: Things are getting strange. When you understand that I’m starting from a place where I live in a household with my sixteen year old wife and her best friend, my fourteen year old daughter, and we call that ‘normal’, then ‘strange’ takes on new impact. Now it’s academic. Not ‘academic’ as a descriptive term to denote something that doesn’t affect reality, but rather ‘academic’ as in pertaining to education. I considered myself to be pretty smart. I mean, I AM an engineer, and...

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"OY KALUM!!!!!" Daniel shouted as he raced to meet me in the playground. "What? Arse-Clown!" I replied jokingly. I noticed the clouds threatening to rain, Daniel had picked up on this too, we headed over to English block and up the stairs. I was a quite chubby 15 year old at the time. Short brown hair ,cut by my dad. School uniform, a little short as money wasn’t very good at home. Daniel, on the other hand he was a tall 17 year old, thin but muscular. He wore his own clothes, as...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 27

Haley’s turn: “Go slow, Deena,” I told her after Bill left for work. We have nine o’clock classes on campus, so we have a little time alone in the house. “We are. I am. We’ve been our own nudist colony for a week. I don’t think I’m getting to him.” “You’re not ‘sposed to get to ‘im,” I said. “We talked. He’s still in ‘dad’ mode with you. We’re all getting relaxed about being nude.” “Yeah,” she replied sadly. “He didn’t get hard once last night. Unless I count that particularly relaxed...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 10

Deena’s turn: So we’re on a little excursion. “Looking at some land,” Bill said. “Land?” Haley asked. “We’ve talked about building a house, but really? Land?” “It used to be a crop service.” “Like crop-DUSTING?” I asked. “Yep. Old guy shut the business down when he and the equally old guys got overtaken by technology.” “Technology? What technology?” I asked. “His dad started the business after World War II with a bunch of war surplus Stearman biplanes. Guys bought complete, flying...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 33

Bill’s turn: The boss is coming. Well, 1.5 bosses. And Dan Richards is among equals, he being one of the three that started 3Sigma, according, as the story goes, to an idea brewed up in the first meeting of Cindy and Tina. And of course, we DO have a CEO, Anders Solheim, father of Johanna, father-in-law to Stoney Jackson, one of our engineers. Silly place – other than calling Anders CEO, the place has NO titles among the engineering staff, making me one among equals. The “0.5” is Cindy,...

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Note : This story is completely fictional! My name is Brad. For my junior year of High School I transferred from Public School to my sister’s Private School where she was a senior. My sister Haley was without doubt the most popular girl at my new school. She was exactly the type of person everyone wanted to know; smart, , funny, and incredibly sexy. Everyone seemed to be unable to get enough of talking to her, and of course the guys loved looking at her. She was 18 years old, 5’6”, had dark...

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me and haley live in the same city we live across town and we see each other about once every 2 weeks and every chance i have gotten to look at her ass as we were growing up i took i have a very deep fetish for panties which i think haley started when i would see her dirty panties in her room of her house one time i had been told by my mom that there whole family was going out of town my aunt and uncle to new york and my cousin to some church trip so i thought it would be the perfect...

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John and Haley

The light was down, but he could still see the pink tones in her sweater. Her blonde hair sprawled out on his bed, her lipstick slightly smeared. John looked at her exposed stomach, the rhinestone strawberry glittering in the dim light on her navel. He wanted to feel her stomach all the way to her breasts. Stacey grabbed his shirt and pulled John down to lie on top of her. John’s cell vibrated in his pocket and Stacey made a pouty face. Disgusting, he thought. Wasn’t an 18-year-old too old for...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 12

Haley’s turn: It was a nice office. I’ve walked into a few offices at school, like our guidance counselor’s office. Big desk. Person sitting behind it. Position of authority is demonstrated and settled by first impression. I guess it makes some people more comfortable that way. Not this one. Short, Indian (from INDIA) lady in a dress that was elegant in understatement on her. She came from around her desk, hugged Cindy like a daughter, then turned to me. “I am Doctor Aneeta Patel. Cindy...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 29

Bill’s turn: “Dave Johnson. Can I help you?” the disembodied voice on the phone said. “Maybe. This is Bill Simon.” “Hey, Bill! How’s it going? I’m sorry. I didn’t program you as a contact...” “That’s okay. You probably got tired of me trying to recruit you.” “It’s flattering. What’s up?” “Uh ... Dave, guys don’t usually do this, but I have some relationship questions...” “Haley?” “Yeah...” “Oh gosh, Bill ... Sorry to hear...” “No, no ... It’s just, well, different...” “Wanna get a...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 4

Haley’s turn: Bill’s at work. Deena’s inside the FBO office with her laptop. Me? I’m walking around this airplane, getting ready for a flying lesson. The instructor’s NOT watching me do this part. He’s seen me do it, asked a lot of questions. Knows I’m good with this part. I’m wrapping up the exercise when he’s walking up. “Ready to go?” he asked. “Looks good now. Dunno about after the lesson.” Matt’s been pretty good at this. We’re flying a Cessna 172. It’s about as simple a four-seater...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 18

Deena’s turn: “No, Mom, I’m not mad. I just wonder what’s going on. I mean, we were doing every other weekend. I plan around that.” “Did it mess you up?” “Uh, no, I guess not. We went sailing with some friends. They have a boat...” She sighed, loud enough to let me know that this was drama for my sake. “Flying. Sailing. College. Dammit, Deena...” “It’s not a competition, Mom,” I said. “Really. You’re my mom. I love you. Mommies’re forever...” “Baby...” “Mommmm...” with just a hint of a...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 21

Bill’s turn: Sometimes I think that a big bit of enjoyment in my life is just seeing what’s gonna happen next. Like the new airfield. That’s becoming the new office. That’s becoming the new homesite. All that sort of makes sense. Except for the fact that OUR local office will be located at the airfield, the mode is much like the Alabama operation. So what happens next? Somebody brings in an old biplane. Then somebody comes and takes the old biplane away. And Dan Richards and I are talking...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 25

Deena’s turn: I’m in a video session with Rachel over the progress with our new hand. It’s sitting on a mount on the lab bench, a bowl of candy in front of it, mixture of M&Ms, jelly beans and spice drops. Three different candies, all colored, but the average two year old can choose one over the other. The hand’s reaching into the bowl, picking up a candy, depositing it into one of the three bowls set off to the side. “It DOES know...” she said. “How?” “Color’s optical, natch,” I...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 29

Deena’s turn: Cindy let the prop stop spinning before she jumped out. “Bathroom!” she said. I ran along with ‘er to the office. I have a key. “There!” “Thanks!” and she hit the restroom. From behind the door came, “What y’all got to drink?” “Choices,” I said. “Look in the fridge.” The door popped back open. “Coffee! Shouldn’t’ve had the second mug.” “You coulda let Mandy watch the cockpit and you coulda used that bucket...” “Haven’t had to resort to the bucket yet, besides, rated pilot...

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Bill N HaleyChapter 30

Haley’s turn: I suppose that if I talked to MOST people, I’d come off as badly deluded, evil, or just plain wrong. I’d say I don’t care, but I DO care about how people think of me and my family, and right now my immediate family is me and my Bill and my Deena. I just got back into bed. I shouldn’t have drunk that glass of water that close to bedtime, but right now, in the dim light of the darkened room, I see my Bill and my Deena asleep together, and it’s beautiful. I imagine that if I was...

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Bill and Haley and DeenaChapter 7

Deena’s turn: When we got off the plane, there was a herd of those four-wheeled utility carts waiting. Terri, whom I recognized from the Internet, saw me and waved frantically. “Deena! Come ride with me!” That’s how your weekend gets interesting. I didn’t see a reason to think that a thirteen year old girl would kidnap me for nefarious purposes, so I told Haley that I was going with Terri. “Okay, sister,” I said, sitting down beside her. “Where’re we going?” “The pavilion. Food and music...

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