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‘A single man leads only half a life.’ (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)
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1/9
Margaret, known to her numerous friends as Mog, regarded herself as one of life’s loners. Having regular friends and being a loner can, of course, seem incongruous, but Margaret had made up her mind.
Heading into her late twenties, childless and without a partner, she was resigned to a continuation of the same-old lifestyle, mundane clerical job, appreciation of the arts, and in particular, a love of classical music – not a CV to set a dating agency afire with enquiries from hot males. Not that she craved the attention of hot males anyway.
She was tall and slim, and certainly not unattractive, though she was conscious of her slightly hooked nose, gappy front teeth, and a natural tendency for her breasts to point outwards a tad when unsupported. She had experienced several boyfriends over the years, although she could not justifiably be labelled promiscuous. In no single affair, however, could she have contemplated a long-term live-in relationship. In a nutshell, she found guys at the office dull, and single men into art or classical music, like herself, lacking personality. And, of course, like-poles repel each other. Stalemate.
Her dilemma was not eased by her sense of social ineptitude, albeit a view not shared by anyone who knew her, and who generally warmed to her fatalistic philosophy, and funny self-deprecation.
The odd ‘girls night out’ seldom threw up any realistic prospects, whereas others in her circle would ‘score’ on a regular basis, and probably spend the rest of the week keeping everyone informed of progress and gossip, juicy or otherwise. But then, Mog never glossed her lips, nor wore hemlines or heels too high. She simply wasn’t interested in attracting male attention in that way. Her friends would light-heartedly tease her, and a standing joke was that as soon as Mog bought herself a decent pair of fuck-me shoes, marital bliss would inevitably follow.
Another negative which niggled her, was feeling ill-at-ease with kids, never knowing quite how to relate to them and their media-driven lives, given the adult staidness of her own. And unlike many women of her age, she didn’t seem to be over-concerned that her ‘body clock’ was ticking down, not being consciously aware of any broodiness.
It was February in Britain. Not an ideal time of the year if one is affected by depressive moods. However, Mog looked forward to a winter break relaxing at home, in the warm, with her TV and her symphonies. Many of her friends were going off skiing in the Spanish Pyrenees. Mog knew only too well it would involve a lot of drinking, a lot of falling over, and probably a lot of ill-advised sex with swarthy Catalonian ski instructors called José. The others had tried, in vain, to cajole her into coming. Mog responded with absolute and unwaivable conviction, insisting she would rather have hot coals inserted into places where the sun didn’t shine than be sat with twisted body parts, in freezing snow, on a foreign mountain.
Several days later, she recalled those exact sentiments as she sat on the cold, wet seat of the dual gondola transporting her and an unknown Frenchman’s halitosis up to the intermediate lift station, to enrol in the beginners ski class.
2/9
Through his innovative concert tours, combining classical and contemporary music, Paul DeFreitas had become well-known in the entertainment industry. His latest venture, ‘The World in Music’, a series filmed for TV, had catapulted him to celebrity status.
Shot in unique locations, each show would typically see him interviewing, or performing with, accomplished singers and musicians. His looks and charisma enabled good chemistry to bubble between himself and female guests, appealing to both the prime-time viewing public and musical purists. Although modestly claiming not to be concert pianist standard, his mastery of the piano and knowledge of music in all its forms, earned him huge respect.
His personal life had taken a dive a couple of years previously, losing his wife to cancer. She had been his one true love, and the mother of their child Elizabeth. For a while he had struggled to cope, but found solace by immersing himself in his work and travel. But he was concerned that his daughter lacked a mother-figure, and he was torn between his exciting lifestyle and a duty to remarry.
He had employed a series of nannies, and they managed, of sorts. Often they even accompanied Paul and the TV crew to various locations in Europe and America, with Elizabeth playing cameo roles in some of his programmes, being at the televisually cute age she was. In the end, Paul decided to enter her at a top Sussex boarding school. It was the hardest day of his life when he deposited her for her first term, and for the time being bade her farewell. He drove away, pulling in at the first convenient spot, and wept uncontrollably.
He had told Elizabeth that he would telephone every evening, and if she was the slightest bit unhappy, he would come immediately and pull her out. At the end of the first week, he rang as normal. ‘Daddy, you don’t have to keep calling every night, you know. We’re having a pyjama party in Nicola’s room, and I’ll be missing it if we talk too much. I’ll ring you if I have any problems. Bye bye, love you.’ He was rarely put in his place, but this time he put the phone down, shaken. He was relieved that she was happy, but somehow sad at the same time. It was as if he’d lost her.
3/9
Mog was already beginning to rue her decision to fill in for one of the girls who had to drop out just prior to the holiday. Good nature had got the better of her, faced with the prospect that one of her friends’ pre-paid holiday money would go down the tubes. Approaching the top station, she now realised her goggles would not fit over her glasses, and without her glasses, life was a blur. But then, ‘What’s new?’ she thought to herself.
Then there was the innocent sound of carbon fibre on carbon fibre, and two seconds later, one of her ill-secured skis had slid out of the cage and was plummeting to the depths of the ravine over which the gondola was passing. There was much shouting and laughing from a noisy party of young schoolgirls in the chairs behind. Mog looked for support towards her random French travelling companion. The only sympathy she got was a Gallic shrug. At the top, she made for the storage shed.
‘No tengo reemplazo para su tipo.’ The local jobsworth told Mog he didn’t have any skis suitable for her. She tried to convince him, in her best Spanish, that she needed just to borrow a set of skis to get her through her first morning. She would be able to return them as soon as she got herself sorted out back down at the shop, where she had hired the doomed originals. ‘No tengo reemplazo,’ was his final unhelpful word, accompanied with a gesture demonstrating Gallic shrugs were not the exclusive domain of the French.
‘Paco,’ a man’s voice intruded. ‘Hablemos, por favor.’
Moments later, Mog had a replacement pair. They needed adjusting, then she would be in time for lesson one. ‘How on earth did you manage that?’ she demanded, quite annoyed that his short intervention had produced a result where her own carefully crafted requests had yielded nothing.
‘I’ve been here before,’ replied the blurred man with an oddly familiar voice. ‘You have to get the inflection just right up here in the mountains, and there’s a bit of Catalan about it too. Anyway, see how you get on with these.’
Mog knew she should have been really thankful, but she still bristled with indignation at the thought she had been fobbed off because she was a mere woman, and couldn’t possibly be expected to speak the lingo.
By mid-afternoon, the beginners class had slipped, slid and fallen headlong down the nursery slopes countless times, practising how to snow plough stop
and turn, and were tentatively traversing the bottom section of the green run, heading down to the chair lift back to the hotel. Most were ready for a drink and a spot of late lunch. Mog was ready for the plane home.
‘How could anyone find this remotely enjoyable?’ she thought to herself. And as if to emphasise her point, she fell over again, attempting a stem turn.
A junior set of skis swished broadside across her and brought their wearer to an abrupt halt. The little girl examined Mog intently. Mog would normally have said, ‘Bugger off,’ but was past caring.
‘Hello. My name’s Lizzie.’
‘Is it?’ thought Mog. ‘Well, good for you.’ The last thing she wanted was a spoilt brat making fun of her. Relenting her hard line, Mog answered civilly, ‘Would that be Elizabeth, then?’
‘Yes,’ replied the girl. ‘Daddy calls me Elizabeth when he’s cross with me. But most of the time he calls me Lizzie.’ Then she beamed. ‘What’s yours?’
‘I’m Margaret,’ Mog reluctantly admitted, before uncharacteristically opening up. ‘People call me Mog, even when they ARE cross with me, which is most of the time.’
Lizzie grinned. ‘You lost your ski this morning. We saw it drop. My daddy’s name is Paul. He’s ever so clever. I have to go now. Cheerio.’
‘Bye…’ Mog said, watching as the brat sped off effortlessly to catch up her classmates.
As Mog stared forlornly at her ski boots, wondering how she was going to get through another nine days of this, the blurred man with the oddly familiar voice glided to a halt beside her. ‘How are you getting on with those skis?’ he enquired.
Mog considered that her ungainly seated pose, one ski attached, one detached, with snow over her jacket, and bobble-hat at an angle, should have provided enough visual evidence on its own to satisfy his query. But, for politeness, and through gratitude for his earlier assistance, she replied: ‘They keep coming off. And the more they come off, the wetter my arse is getting.’
‘Oh dear,’ he said. ‘Let’s have a look at the bindings, perhaps they’re too slack. It’s best not to have them too tight though – the ski is supposed to detach when you fall, that’s what stops you breaking a leg.’ He tweaked the screw adjustments. ‘There, see how that feels.’
‘Thank you, but please don’t waste time on me – looks like you’ve got your work cut out already with that lot,’ Mog remarked, nodding towards the school group who were now out of sight down the slope.
‘Oh, it’s OK,’ he reassured her. ‘I’m on rearguard patrol duty. As long as they stick to the piste, I can mop up any stragglers. Was that Lizzie you were talking to?’
‘Yes. I don’t think she could understand how anyone could be as incompetent as me.’
He smiled. ‘Oh, I’m sorry. She does rabbit a bit. I hope she didn’t bend your ear too much. I’ll make sure you get down, they’ll be closing the runs soon. There’s just a steepish bit over this brow where you need to make a couple of turns, then you can shush down to the lift station.’
‘Shush?’ thought Mog. ‘Shush? What planet was this alien from?’
4/9
A wet, cold, bruised, aching and embarrassed Mog checked in her skis and boots at the hire shop, and joined the queue for the dual-chair lift final descent to the hotel, finding herself behind the bevy of noisy schoolgirls. The one called Elizabeth was in-line to board the next chair, the ‘rearguard patrol’ teacher with the oddly familiar voice in accompaniment. But, much against the rules, and to the vocal chagrin of the Spanish lift attendant, the ‘niña estúpida’ suddenly bolted forward and jumped alongside her two friends who occupied the chair already departed.
Rearguard patrolman was not amused. ‘Elizabeth!!’ he called out, uselessly. He turned to Mog, shook his head and sighed. ‘That girl… sorry… do you mind if I share a ride with you?’
Mog wasn’t feeling particularly sociable, but had no reason to object.
The rarefied atmosphere of the mountains, away from man-made noise pollution and with no control over one’s mode of transportation, made an ideal environment in which to converse. They exchanged appreciative comment about the starkly beautiful scenery over which they floated, with the sun now low in the south west making the tops of snowy ridges glisten as though encrusted with diamonds, in contrast to the gloom of the rapidly darkening glades. The man pointed to some distant peaks. ‘That’s Andorra. Used to be a smuggler’s paradise before Spain and France both became EU. They say life expectancy there is higher than anywhere else in the world. Closest you can get to El Dorado.’
‘Perish the thought,’ Mog said, unimpressed by the idea for living forever.
‘Cheer up,’ the man said. ‘You’ll feel better by the end of the week. First day or two is always a trial when you’re learning. They do a wonderful ‘chocolate caliente con ron’ – that’s hot chocolate with rum, in the apres ski bar. Warms you up a treat.’
‘Hmm,’ Mog said, slightly miffed he considered it necessary to translate something so elementary for her benefit, and thinking more in terms of heading straight to her room for a hot bath. ‘You’re one of the teachers, I presume?’
‘It’s a girls boarding school. I’m not on the staff, although I do sometimes help out. I’m a ‘volunteer parent’. They sometimes want extra male ‘protective influence’, as they put it. In reality, they need someone to lug the baggage on and off the buses.’
Mog smiled. ‘So… Elizabeth? Is that your daughter?’
‘Motor-mouth? Yes.’
Mog imagined that perhaps he’d packed her off to school for some peace and quiet, but didn’t suggest so. She also wondered where the mother was, but thought better not to be nosy.
5/9
‘Where have you been?’ Mog’s friends teased her. ‘We were going to send out a search party.’
Everyone was sitting around in the bar, enjoying a well-earned rest, and noisily recounting the day’s adventures. Some were already on their second or third drink, and the mood was getting increasingly cheery.
‘My skis kept coming off,’ complained Mog. ‘I had to be helped down the mountain.’ They laughed good-naturedly. Mog was used to it.
‘So you haven’t pulled yet?’ someone chirped, and they all laughed again.
The school group was assembling in a sectioned-off area of the restaurant, and people were at the bar organising refreshments for them. The blurred man with the oddly familiar voice started to walk towards the bay occupied by Mog’s merry band. Suddenly, there was deathly quiet, and girls were nudging each other and pointing with hands under the table. Mouths were dropping open.
‘What?’ enquired Mog, oblivious to whatever was occurring.
More pointing. More nudging.
‘Eh?’ said Mog, at a loss without her specs.
‘Paul DeFreitas – off the telly…’, ‘Daily Mail’s most eligible bachelor…’, ‘The thinking woman’s crumpet…’, ‘Sexiest man on the planet…’, were some of the excitedly whispered accolades.
Paul arrived at the table and delivered a large, steaming glass mug of hot chocolate for Mog. ‘Chocolate caliente, con ron doble – that’s with double rum!’
‘He did it again – why the translation?’ thought Mog. But it looked and smelt good. ‘Muchas gracias señor,’ she graciously thanked him.
‘Nada – you’re welcome,’ he said with a charming smile, and walked back to his duties.
Mog’s gobsmacked companions stared at her, open mouthed… and green with envy.
‘Oh, Paul DeFreitas… yes, I thought he sounded familiar. I didn’t have my glasses on,’ Mog said matter-of-factly.
‘And…?’ they all said in unison.
‘We skied together… shared a chair lift, actually.’ Mog tried to maintain her customary cool and humility, but it was difficult. She felt silly not having recognised one of the few men in the world she would readily give herself to, but at the same time, now guiltily enjoyed being the centre of attention, as someone with exclusive ac
cess to an international sex-symbol. But she was already thinking ahead too. Could this be the start of something? Something very special indeed.
6/9
Paul and Mog’s paths didn’t cross for a couple of days. The school party had gone off to Formigal, to explore, shop, and do some ice-skating. Meanwhile, a boisterous group of footballers had arrived, and were making their presence felt both on the slopes and in the hotel. A couple of them were first-time skiers, and had joined the beginners class in which Mog was gradually getting more proficient and staying upright for longer. They were a bit of a nuisance, slowing down the group, but Mog found it reassuring there was someone even worse than she was on her first day.
His name was Gary. Unlike Mog, he just laughed his head off each time he fell. It was difficult to see him ever getting the hang of it – whatever the instructor said, Gary seemed intent on doing the opposite. But he amused the whole class, and one couldn’t help warming to him. Except Mog. Her problem was that this clumsy buffoon had somehow latched onto her, as though she was some kind of expert, eager to be consulted. ‘You’re so graceful, your parallel turns… how do you get that good?’ he would say.
‘How did I get saddled with you?’ she would think. Mog couldn’t even shake off his attentions in the apres ski hours. Somehow he always would be close-by in the bar, noisily joking with his mates, and plying Mog with drinks at every opportunity. The footballers certainly livened things up, mixing well with Mog’s friends, the one called Mark hitting it off especially well with Mog’s room-mate Emma.
Saturday was the hotel’s fancy dress night. Everyone made an effort, and it was really good fun. Mog managed to borrow a traditional Spanish costume dress, bright red, strapless, with ruched skirt, from one of the hotel staff. Some oversized ear-rings and hair pinned back, and instantly she was the Flamenco Dancing Queen. Despite the tedium of never-ending jokes about her maracas, Mog managed to enjoy herself, even if she did sup a sangria or two too many, and end up dancing round Gary who was dressed approximately as Elvis. Feeling a little woosie, she headed off to her room.
After entering quietly, in case her room-mate was already asleep, she quickly discovered Emma not asleep at all, but with legs high in the air and being energetically humped by footballer Mark. The lovers seemed too engrossed even to notice her. She quietly said ‘Sowwy…’ and tip-toed out of the room, leaving them to it.
This was rather inconvenient, not to say a little inconsiderate, Mog thought. She headed back to the lounge where she decided to sit and wait for half an hour or so. Stuck into a ‘Places to go, things to do in Zaragoza’ brochure, she wasn’t aware that company had arrived.
‘Hello again,’ a familiar-sounding voice said. It was Paul, finally back from the school excursions. ‘Bizet’s Carmen, I presume?’
Mog’s heart fluttered. She was momentarily lost for words, but recovered sufficiently quickly to swing her plan into action. ‘Margaret, actually,’ she replied. ‘Generic flamenco dancer.’
‘Very good,’ he complimented her. ‘But you’re a bit off the beaten track in these parts. Flamenco is much more popular in the south.’
‘Yes, I know,’ said Mog. ‘It’s just a bit of fun for the fancy dress night.’ Mog realised she needed to work on his annoyingly patronising attitude – he obviously wasn’t aware that she was as well versed in musical matters as anybody. ‘To be honest, I prefer the classical style of Spanish guitar, as pioneered by Andrés Segovia, for instance, rather than the percussive sounds of flamenco.’
‘Me too,’ Paul replied, encouragingly. ‘I love Rodrigo’s Recuerdos de la Alhambra. They let me do some filming at the Palace there. Wonderful location.’
‘Tárrega, you mean,’ said Mog, imagining she would score points for correcting him about the composer.
‘No, I think you’ll find it was Rodrigo, but it doesn’t matter. Look, I’ve been meaning to ask you…’
Mog knew damn well she was right, but turned her boiling blood down to ‘simmer’ on hearing his ‘ask you’. ‘Oh my word! Ask me what?’ she wondered.
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