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I work part time for a security firm that specializes in event management. Concerts, sporting events, private parties, fund raisers… you get the picture. It’s a wonderful part time gig and I get to see a ton of professional sports and those hard to get concert tickets mean nothing to me because I get paid to be there! This story is about a recent ‘rave’ I worked and how an unexpected fringe benefit really paid off. A popular techno artist was in town spinning recordings to thousands of young...
It began with a simple padded plank supported on a couple of sawhorses. Black leather covered heavy pads that would support a body from head to foot. There were several cushions on the plank which suggested that the device might not be simply rigid. In fact, it was segmented, as he would discover. He was told to lie down, face down, fully dressed. Of course, fully dressed meant as he had arrived at the dungeon. He had received very detailed instructions about this nearly a week...
Lectori salutant,I agree in advance, I am an old sod. I've passed the mature boundary of 50. And yes, I admit I'm a stickler for accurate use of language. Which is why I wrote this rant.In short:* Gangbang are:- not threesomes (1F & 2M; 2F & 1M; 3F or 3M) - nor foursomes (1F & 3M; 2F & 2M, 3F & 1M, 4F or 4M).=> this means a gangbang consists AT LEAST of a total of 5 (read five) participants, or more. Whatever their sex, colour, inclination (vanilla or...
Story One: Quarantined with His Nubile Daughter By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to WRC264 for beta reading this! Three weeks with no women. Three weeks with my daughter stuck in my apartment thanks to the quarantine. I liked my daughter. Hell, I loved my daughter, but having Shannon stuck in the house with me for three weeks was enough to get on anyone's nerve. The only exciting place we could go was the grocery store. And you couldn't turn that into any huge amount of...
Story Two: Quarantined with His Hot Mom By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to WRC264 for beta reading this! Who would have thought having no school, playing video games, and masturbating to porn would get boring? Three weeks into quarantine, and I missed doing things. My mom was paranoid. She always made me use hand sanitizer and wear a mask. The only time I could leave the house was to go shopping with her. When did going to the grocery store with my mom become something to...
After turning 18, Helen was working in a roadhouse and lots of young truckers came through the joint. Helen had fucked most of them after only 4 months slinging hash........she had slung her juicy young cunt at a lot of cock.She had been fucked in Whites, Macks, Freightliners and even gang-banged on a pile of tarpaulins by a gang of truckers. She loved the feel of cocks ramming deep in her young pussy driving her over the top with orgasm after orgasm. Eventually the inevitable...
So Cherry and I arrived at her place after the rave. She was home alone but we still went to her room. She smiled at me and kneeled before me. She lifted up my skirt slowly and stroke my pubic area gently.I got down, too, and removed her hoodie and unbuttoned her pants. She had black thongs on with a devil drawing on her. I turned her around and felt her tight ass and then lowered her pants. She had such a sexy ass. I spread her cheeks a bit and kissed her.Then I moved my hands upwards and...
Patianna Kendi was very satisfied. Very satisfied indeed with her new job. Two weeks before, she had gone for a job interview for a secretarial position in a small office. To say the company was small was an understatement. Apart from Patiana’s boss, a good looking man in his mid-twenties who called himself Mr Jones, nobody else seemed to work for the company. In fact, the whole office only consisted of a reception area and Mr Jone’s office. The money was not great, but the work was...
InterracialWho would have thought having no school, playing video games, and masturbating to porn would get boring? Three weeks into quarantine, and I missed doing things. My mom was paranoid. She always made me use hand sanitizer and wear a mask. The only time I could leave the house was to go shopping with her. When did going to the grocery store with my mom become something to look forward to just to get out? To move and do shit. I was horny all the time. There were no girls at all to hang around...
The Amir (pronounced a-mear) Clan has ruled Berant since the sixth century AD / CE. For over a thousand years they’re the premier clan in the Amiri tribe (pronounced a-mear-e) and the largest clan in the country. The crown goes to the eldest male of the senior Amir line, usually the King’s eldest son, unless an Amir Clan Council rules that person ineligible, which is a very rare event. If the King has no sons it then goes to his eldest living nephew. If no living males can be found from the...
More Rants? Christ ... Where does it end? Actually, I have some strange self-reviews to post and I'm not exactly sure what they mean, but I had fun doing them. I'm still trying to find my real rants, but as I've always said - my best rants are in my stories anyway. See? I told you I don't understand why anyone would enjoy this sort of thing. Maybe they don't and they're only teasing me! That would be a cruel joke, wouldn't it? Or maybe I just need to get off my lazy butt and start...
Even More More Rants Hmmmm ... I don't know what's going on anymore. I thought I had more rants saved than this. Oh well. It's gonna be a loss for some Internet Lit. major fifty years from now when she's trying to put together a Ph.D. on the "Romantic Period" of the Erotic Renaissance. Bad enough we've all forgotten how to write a real letter and now rely on email shorthand, short-stroking the English language to get half-witted, ill-considered, stillborn thoughts onto our blogs so...
Even Some More More Rants Okay, I think this will have to do it for now. I'm feeling kind of ranted out and I'm tired of trying to clean up other people's crappy pornographic pictures and make them fit my web page. So, this will be the last of my so-called rants and I hope you've ignored tham and concentrated on the world peace problem. Jeeze! That one's been kicking my butt for awhile now and God's getting impatient! What else? Ummm ... I guess there's really nothing else to say....
HOUSESITTING Day 10: Squeezing into Tight Places Chapter 3: Summer School Slut II: Wet & Wild I arrived to pick up Madison from school forty minutes early hoping to run into that summer school slut again. She had given me such a good blowjob the last time. My hopes sank when I suddenly remembered that this wasn't the usual day for summer school. Due to an all night fuck session with Madison a few days ago, she had missed the usual class day. Luckily, she had e-mailed her teacher and...
THE HYDRANT PART IISince the day she moved on North Parson's s*******n years ago she had the opportunity to witness many crazy things. One of the first was a house fire a few houses down from her home on the same side of the street. The house at the end of the block was a cute bungalow. It was eggshell white with navy trim. It was actually still on the market when Annette and her second late husband moved on North Parson's Blvd. A few months later it got snatched up. As she was checking her...
The HydrantAnnette Vuygent turned forty-three about two months ago. She was Italian/Jewish/Irish mix and she would claim which ever ethnicity was convenient for whatever situation she was in. When she met her first husband who was Italian, she was Italian. When she met her second husband who was Jewish, she was Jewish attending Temple with him and the 'whole nine yards'.Annette stood 5'11" tall and had DD's that hadn't really been affected by gravity in the thirty one years she had them....
Even More Rants Here's some more from my old rant collection, which is really my old blog back-ups. At the time I had no idea why I'd ever want to back up my SOL blogs, but maybe I have ESP and knew I'd want to use them someday as an excuse to post pornographic pictures on my website. Whatever the reason, some of this stuff might make sense (you tell me) but a lot of it, well ... You had to be there. Blogs are like that, which is another reason why it's so stupid to save old blogs. I...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Twelve: Daughter's Slutty Fun By mypenname3000 Copyright 2017 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Leyla Umayyah Kimmy's braces flashed as she beamed at me. She lay atop her father, the nineteen-year-old girl practically glowing after having her virginity popped. My own pussy was so juicy from watching. I had such a delicious orgasm capturing the entire event on my camera phone. I set that on the nightstand as I headed to the bed, my...
Introduction: Meth + Wife + Friend = A Real Live Fuckfest CHAPTER 1 A little more than a week had passed since Id watched my wife Sara getting fucked to death by JRock, one of our tweaker friends, it was her first time fucking a black man, & my first time wife sharing – and we both loved it. J-Rock brought Mike to the apartment to introduce us, Mike was an MMA fighter, occasional enforcer/protection for higher ranking local Blood members, and, perhaps most importantly, he had been released...
Saturday, December 23rd. Lunchtime. It was lunchtime by the time Dave and Olivia left the bedroom, having completed the first half of their impromptu testing of whether a woman who had been dosed with SLuT9 would secrete Serotoxin, one of the two active ingredients of all the SLuT formulas, and, if so, would it cause a reaction in her partner. Both Dave and Olivia were relaxed, smiling, and freshly showered. They had already planned to do the second part of their testing where Dave would...
“Hello?” crackled Jackson’s voice from the intercom. “It’s me.” Tegan said. The door buzzed and she pushed it open, making her way to the elevator. Their apartment had been in a fairly modern building in a new development. The fact that all the blocks and houses had been developed by the one company made the neighbourhood boring and generic but at least it was affordable for the quality. She stood anxiously in the lift clutching her bag in her hands as she rode up to the second floor then...
There I sat at my computer, ready for another morning of chatting with my new online lover, much like all other mornings for the last two weeks. It had become quite routine for us to chat for about an hour in the mornings, then off to our lives. I was, quite honestly, starting to lose interest, figuring he was just another of the "Internet fakes". We have all run into them, the guys who are all talk and no action. This morning, however, would turn out much different and I was in for a quite...
CrossdressingAn Uber pulled up outside the warehouse after a short wait, Tegan shivering in the cool early morning air wearing barely anything – less than she had started with. She made no effort to conceal herself, beyond the point of caring. As they drove, Candy - if that was her real name - continued to cling to Jackson as they crammed together in the back seat, shooting glances at Tegan. “She looks like she’s had a rough night.” “Don’t worry about her, she’s fine.” Jackson insisted. “Isn’t that...
“How’d you go?” Jackson enquired, not skipping a beat in his dance. Tegan briefly flashed four fingers and Jackson nodded appreciatively, apparently impressed. “Well you know where to find me when you’re done.” “I need another drink.” Tegan said. “So go get one.” “I don’t have my card on me.” “That didn’t seem to be a problem before.” Jackson said. Tegan rolled her eyes with a sigh and wondered if this was him sticking to the spirit of the challenge or just being an asshole. Maybe he...
HOUSESITTING DAY 0: The Day Before Chapter 5: Summer School Sluts We heard the front door slam shut upstairs. "Natalie! We're home!" Lightning fast, I popped my cock out of Natalie's unbroken pussy. "FUCK! It's my parents!" Panic hit me hard as I figured I had about 20 seconds to get dress and bolt out whatever exit I could find. Suddenly, with my heart pounding against my chest, I remember the backdoor just at the top of the stairs. "Well, it's been fun, bitches,"...
I was going to be the gurls' slutty French maid for the night and couldn't wait to get to Karen's so the fun could start with four hot t-gurls and four hot cocks for my mouth and ass. Lucy picked me up, and as soon as I got in her 4x4, I slipped out of my jeans to reveal my knee-length black boots, black lace top hold ups, black suspenders, and wet look black micro mini skirt. I unzipped my jacket to show off my sexy black bra around my C cup tits that were firmly attached making me feel sooo...
CrossdressingI was going to be the gurls' slutty French maid for the night and couldn't wait to get to Karen's so the fun could start with four hot t-gurls and four hot cocks for my mouth and ass. Lucy picked me up, and as soon as I got in her 4x4, I slipped out of my jeans to reveal my knee-length black boots, black lace top hold ups, black suspenders, and wet look black micro mini skirt. I unzipped my jacket to show off my sexy black bra around my C cup tits that were firmly attached making me feel sooo...
CrossdressingTHE HYDRANT PT IIIThen there was the Emerill Vast incident that happened about ten years after she moved to North Parsons. Emerill Vast was barricaded in his house when he shot the family dog and then himself. It was only a few months before the incident that Annette was checking her mailbox one night and she watched as Emerill pulled up to his house in an unfamiliar black Jaguar. Annette felt it was shocking when she saw him lean over and give the driver of the Jaguar a long sexy kiss good-bye...
This is Part 2, the continuation of the story of a slut staying in a frat house with a bunch of horny young men.I rise in the morning and head to the shower. The bathroom is large with a row of sinks and beyond them three toilet stalls, across from this arrangment are six shower stalls. They are indivdual stalls each with a curtain, but each is large enough for two or even three people. There's someone in one stall. He's either not used to having a woman in the house (this summer rental thing...
Spoiler alert. I'm gonna sound like a preachy-ass condescending school teacher, barking at delinquents, so expect that. This isn't a sexy story, it's venting. It's about to get naggy as hell, but I'm right, so deal with it. I don’t think I'm being unreasonable with this, but it annoys me greatly when descriptions and titles and tags are blatantly wrong on porn. Not slightly misleading or subjective, just entirely not true. The entire porn system operates on titles and key words, that's how...
making every hole a cum filled hole....it wont happen all at once... well unless i really take the next step in making the most out of the overall crazy taboo fuckfest that is gonna happen.... as in not one by one filling each hole myself... but imagine if i got two other guys to fill up the holes which are wide open to be filled and had them at first just cock inserted.. of course i would be the one pumping from behind, but before i cum in that nice nasty cock hardening ass, i make sure to...
man i hate it when guys who want it (bi sex) but are very loud against it. i always break them down once they trust me hahai have so many irl closet bi's i made comfortable enough to share the truth with me. their storys are so hot, maybe hotter than the ones who are OUT. the closets are so tabooo about it. ha. so cute. so sexy.i almost did get this one guy to not only let me do him, , but he said he would arrange for a guy to join us and suck his cock though i KNOW he wanted the guy to fuck...
"When kings the sword of justice first lay down, they are no kings, though they possess the crown. Titles are shadows. Crowns are empty things. The good of subjects is the end of kings."- Daniel Defoe I have noted for some time now that there are some truisms and proverbs thrown around so much that they seem to be cliché. Among the most exasperating of them are the following: "two wrongs don't make a right" and "life isn't fair". Everyone uses those sayings, including in my own family....
1 A two part story of a man whose lucrative business evolves into a true vocation. As with most of my stories it develops slowly, and I hope readers will stick with it into the second part.Houseboy For Hire, Part One Rory retrieved the key from under the third flower pot and let himself in the back door. He had a similar working arrangement with most of his clients, so that they wouldn’t have to be bothered letting him in every time, or even have to be home when he was there. ...
Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Leyla Umayyah Kimmy’s braces flashed as she beamed at me. She lay atop her father, the sixteen-year-old girl practically glowing after having her virginity popped. My own pussy was so juicy from watching. I had such a delicious orgasm capturing the entire event on my camera phone. I set that on the nightstand as I headed to the bed, my round tits rising and falling with my excitement. Mr. Myers glanced at me, his eyes still a little dazed. He’d...
It was around 7:00pm on a Saturday when I felt that feeling a bottom knows well. My hole began to twitch and hunger for a hard cock. I decided that I would head downtown Toronto to steamworks. I showered and cleaned myself out and was out the door.I arrived around 8:30 paid for a room and headed inside. I went to my room quickly undressed and pushed some lube into my hole trying to get it nice and deep.I went out and walked around the halls to see how busy it was. Lots of various guys around. I...
Pete and Devin stood atop a temporary platform which allowed them to look down through the hollow. The men smiled as they saw water draining away. Pete’s cell phone rang. As Pete answered it, Devin got a knowing look on his face. “Hello?” Pete answered. “Yes, this is Pete Nelson. Yes, Nelson Treehouse and Supply. Your treehouse ... hurting the tree? The side of a cliff!? Uh, yeah, that’s not something I’ve come across before.” The head of NTAS glanced around the work-site. “Um, yeah, I’ll...
Introduction: This is the continuing tale of Jane, the little ignorant slut. It is a silly, whimsical tale about a young girl with a hyperactive sex drive. Previous Chapter – After her father had announced to everyone in the family that they were free to have sex with Jane - a petite, fourteen year old beauty with a peculiar overactive sex drive - Jane immediately sucked off her brother Jack. She was now anxious for someone else to help her with her 'special problem.’ This is a work of...
For now, I am abandoning my autobiographical series of short stories (though rest assured I will return to them soon!) and present here a completely fictional rendering in the Medieval "Sword and Sorcery" genre. I'm doing this now partly because I had been working on my third autobiographical story for a couple of weeks now, and my computer just ate it. No backup! Augh! Anyway, until my frustration dies down and I begin writing the whole @#!* thing second time, I decided to whip...
"Tell him", he whispered in her ear. "Please don’t", she murmured in response. "Tell him!" he said and pinched her clit making her moan loudly. They were sitting in a corner booth in a nice restaurant and he had his hand on her pussy under her skirt. The waiter had just come up to take their drink orders. "I am a dirty, cock loving slut", she whispered looking the waiter in the eyes and blushed. The waiter was thrown off ground, he looked at this gorgeous woman and didn’t know what to say,...
ExhibitionismIntroduction: What does a wedding look like when the Jeffries family is involved? Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any resemblance to real persons, places, or events is coincidental. This story is not intended to be an accurate reflection of any particular lifestyle. A Pair of Bridal Sluts (Camp Slut Series- Chapter 10) It was another two months after Arnold and Felicia first stopped by the house before the wedding took place. Gail still was not pregnant, and we were...
Story Summary - This is the introductory tale of Jane, the little ignorant slut. It is a silly, whimsical story about a young girl with a peculiar overactive sex drive. This is a work of fiction, make-believe and sexual fantasy. It is not based on real people or actual events. You must be 18 or over to read this story. In real life, incestuous relationships, particularly when an under-aged person is involved with a parent or adult, often causes deep psychological damage. This story is...
The HouseboatThe small inflatable boat glided up to the big Gibson houseboat that was anchored out in the back country of the lower keys. The houseboat had been there for over a month now and a young couple lived on it full time. They had made ever effort to find a home in Key West, but no luck. There just never was anything available in the area that met their price range. The husband, Harry Adams, had equipped the boat with enough solar panels and a wind driven generator to furnish all...
There I sat at my computer, ready for another morning of chatting with my new online lover, much like all other mornings for the last two weeks. It had become quite routine for us to chat for about an hour in the mornings, then off to our lives. I was, quite honestly, starting to lose interest, figuring he was just another of the ‘Internet fakes’. We have all run into them, the guys who are all talk and no action. This morning, however, would turn out much different and I was in for a quite...
rJust so you know this story isn't true is a story I'm posting for a friend!! Well the story began' s with Laura out shopping for sex toys and she's looking around the place trying to find just the right toy to fit her needs but is having a hard time deciding on which one will do the trick when out of no where comes the sales person of which Laura becomes mesmerized with as soon as she hears him speak as his a very handsome man with a body that looks as if he works out a lot!! He's 5'6 and...
Zane walked up and down the wine aisles of his favorite liquor store. Tonight was Grant's birthday party and he wanted to give him a nice bottle of wine. The problem was, he didn't know much about wine as it wasn't his drink of choice. He had only bought one bottle of wine and it wasn't that good. That mistake was made about four months ago when he got news that changed his life forever. Six months ago, Zane had met Grant's lovely wife, Bella, at a local bar. Their meeting was prearranged...
‘Hey! HEY!’ Marcus yelled at the retreating form of Alice, trapped behind the plexiglass, he banged his tiny fists futilely against the surface. The sound reverberated within the room of the darkened dollhouse, but he had no doubt it was too quiet to be heard outside of that see-through wall. Not that there was anybody out there to hear it anymore, anyway. The bedroom door had closed, and Marcus was left alone inside of that dollhouse. Once the shock and embarrassment of what had happened...
Bob awoke to birds singing in the tree limbs above him. Kim was nestled in his arms. The early morning sun was warm, but not enough to offset the chill from their nakedness. Kim stirred and looked adoringly at Bob. "Good morning, lover," she whispered sweetly. Then she realized that she had no clothes on, and that, even though she was snuggled close to Bob, she was freezing. "We had better climb down and go inside," said Bob. Bob and Kim grabbed their clothes and hurriedly threw them...
“Thought we’d take in the evening air.” Jackson explained before she had a chance to ask. Their direction did take them closer in the direction of the train station which meant the majority of foot traffic was coming towards them and Jackson took her hand to keep her close to him as they walked. Jackson led her across the road back in the vague direction of home and she realised he was leading her the long route home which would take them through a park that filled the block between two...
For those not sure what the title means, those two terms are commonly used in Singapore, where we reside. Tai Tai refers to a wealthy, well kept lady of leisure. SPG refers to Sarong Party Girl, a term widely used in Singapore that has negative connotations, describing Asian girls, often Singaporean Chinese girls who dress like sluts, may or may not have a British/American/Aussie accent and who exclusively chase Westerners.This story deals with the day just after Part 1, where Drew and I start...
The footer at Penthouse Gold stamps a 2008 copyright date on the joint, which means it’s old as hell in Internet years. I bet all the old fuckers remember the Penthouse name from long before that, though. The brand got its start as an old-school paper porn rag in England way back in 1965, and I know some of you had your first fap to your dad or your grandpa’s copies hidden under his mattress. Before the Internet, these guys were some of the biggest names in the business alongside Playboy and...
Top Premium Porn SitesThis is the continuing tale of Jane, the little ignorant slut. It is a silly, whimsical story about a young girl with a very overactive sex drive. Note – This is a work of fiction, make-believe and sexual fantasy. It is not based on real people or actual events. You must be 18 or over to read these stories. The author does not condone any sexual activity among persons under 18 in real life, also, the author does not condone any sexual activity involving animals in real life. It is OK to...
There are twenty four usable hours in every day. That is what my mother used to tell me when I was a younger. She told me that I had to make sure to make every hour count. I never really took her words to heart, and I let time slip by me. Before I knew it, I was graduating high school and I was on my way to college. Where did my teen years go? Was it time for me to grow up? What had I accomplished? I am eighteen years old and on my way to a major university. I received a scholarship and a full...
IncestPete drove up to the Harris property, having just returned from a cliff-side treehouse near Memphis, Tennessee which was in serious need of modification, lest it kill both of the trees which were supporting it. The first thing the head of NTAS saw as he brought the pick-up truck to a stop was his son Henry, who was carrying a bucket of paint. “How’s it going?” the father called out. “Going great,” Henry called back as his father made his way to the back yard. “But Paula wants to talk to...
Pete led Julie into her back yard, at which point he insisted that she look down, not up. Her parents and what looked like half of Tupelo followed at a respectful distance. “OK, now just stay looking down,” Pete told the eager teenage girl, “OK, now on three-two-one you can look up. Ready?” Julie was almost vibrating with excitement. “Yes, yes I’m ready!” “OK then,” Pete told her. “Three, two, one ... Look up!” Julie looked up and gasped. “Great Shades of Elvis!” she breathed. Several...
Karen and I bought a light keeper's house, which was on a two-mile road. Our house was about one-third of a mile from the lighthouse. The lighthouse has been nonoperational for five years and sits at the water's edge at the road's end. The local college students use it as a lovers' lane, parking by the lighthouse to accomplish their goals. The locals call the road 'Make Out Lane' instead of the original, 'Lighthouse Lane.' We enjoy the house with all its old fashion things, plus a mystery a day...
TransAll characters in this are over the age of 18. —– ‘It’s okay, my parents are out of town.’ Alice whispered into the ear of Marcus as the two stood kissing on the front porch of her house. The two college freshmen had just returned from their first date, and Marcus had walked Alice to the front door. Who said gentlemanly courtesy was dead? What had initially been intended as a simple, respectful kiss goodnight had been prolonged by Alice gently holding him to her, their tongues had danced...
Grantham Academy was proving a good fit for Juris Kristaps. It was located in upstate New York and was a four year high school. Plus, a portion of it was set aside as a preparatory school for college. Juris was teaching in the preparatory portion of the academy. Grantham was set in the countryside on one hundred acres of land that had been donated by the wealthy Grantham family. They had long contributed to the school, which easily explained the name of the academy. Juris had a small bungalow...