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Walking around this old two story house looking at all the repairs it needs is very depressing I know that half the work I can do myself but I can not do it all. I need to find a Handy man a respectable one .
Looking in the phone book was no help too many of them I decided to drive around and look for places under construction I might be able to get one of the workers to come and give me a bid on the heavy work.
I saw a sign that said Paul Longhorn Construction and slowed down they were working on a new housing tract I did not care for there style of houses to modern but wow were there some sexy men working .
Looking at my watch I knew they would be stopping for the day soon so I parked my car and got out and leaned against the hood, a man walked up to me and asked if he could help me I looked up and saw the most drop dead sexy man I had ever seen.
His shoulder were wide his arms massive he was very impressive looking. I explained what I was looking for and he handed me a card looking down I could see it was the company card.
I told him I could not afford to have a company do the work that I had hoped to find a couple of men that wanted extra work at a good rate I could afford he told me to give him a call in about an hour and he would come take a look.
I nodded and got back in my car I looked up when I heard him knock on the window and I rolled it down he said my name is Paul Longhorn by the way with a smile I blushed and told him my name was Amanda Rush.
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