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12/21/12
Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy’s parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy’s mother.
‘You believe in that nonsense?’ Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news.
‘You never know, those Aztecs–‘
‘Mayans,’ Noah inserted.
‘Those Mayans,’ Teddy continued. ‘Those fucking Mayans knew about calculus and building pyramids, the fucking cosmos and all that crazy shit. How do fools know about that when they’re running around with spears, eating each other’s hearts, talking ’bout ‘look at me, look at this jaguar fur on my head’?’
‘That was the Aztecs.’
‘Whatever dude, you know what I mean. those fools knew shit, like higher power shit.’
‘So they foresaw when the world was going to end but they couldn’t foresee the Spaniards kicking their asses all over the Americas?’
‘Dude… America didn’t even exist back then.’ Teddy laughed and got up to grab another soda, shaking his head.
Noah blinked rapidly like if trying to erase what his friend had just said out of his memory. He leaned back in Mr. Shehan’s recliner and continued watching the news. Mary and Collin Shehan had driven up to the mountains for the week, entrusting their house to their son Teddy and his younger sister D’arcy. On the television a young Asian reporter, struggling to hold herself up against violent winds, was going on about the biggest hurricane in history before it cut to a middle aged white man in a studio. He added a few things about the escalating hurricane on the American east coast before cutting to the first few images of a massive earthquake in Honduras. In Sydney a fire threatened to consume half the city and in Venice reports were coming in that the water level was rising dangerously quick.
‘That’s how it starts man, look at all the crazy things happening. You think that’s a coincidence? What if the world really does end tonight and we’re going to spend it here at my parent’s house getting stoned, playing video games and babysitting my fucking sister,’ Teddy said as he emerged from the kitchen.
‘It’s already Mayan Doomsday in Australia and nothing happened though.’
‘Who the fuck are you fool… Agent Scully? You trying to be my hot skeptic in a snug business suit? Did the Mayans live in Australia? No. Did the Mayans even know Australia existed? No. They lived in Mexico where tomorrow is still tomorrow, hancho,’ Teddy explained before sitting back down on the couch.
‘What do you suggest we do? Go out and get laid? Go out with a bang just in case? You’re not even twenty-one yet. I don’t feel like scoping the hick chicks hanging at the In-and-Out parking lot. Bars are the best bet, or hookers… Or if we could get some coke…but, after last time, I don’t know man.’
‘Yeah I know, last time was a fucking nightmare… What the fuck to do.’ Teddy started rolling another joint. ‘Dude! Let’s have a party here, tonight. Fuck it!’ Teddy’s eyes widened.
‘Your dad will shit.’
‘I’m twenty, I don’t have a job, and I’m not in college… My dad shits everyday man. What’s one more shit? I should probably get him diapers for Father’s Day.’
‘I’m guessing the keg is on me?’ Noah raised his eyebrow.
‘You’re the one with the I.D. and that hairstylist money.’
‘I’m a fucking barber. Do you see me perming your mom’s hair? Bitch.’
‘Dude, Relax… Spread the word on Facebook, text fools, text every single chick we know. I’ll trick D’arcy into inviting her hot little fun-sized friends too. Then after networking this party socially, go get the keg. Dos Equis Ambe–‘
‘Coors Light. Maybe if I styled hair too I could afford Dos Equis.’
‘But Dos Equi–‘
‘COORS Light.’
‘Okay fine, Coors Light. But Mayans, Mexican beer… It would be appropriate, but okay Coors light. I am going to go get drugs and red cups and a table and make Jeff bring his DJ shit over here and all that. Fuck, I’m getting excited. We should make a huge ass beer bong.’ Teddy raised his right hand and opened his palm. ‘Right here bro, up high!’
‘A gravity bong too!’ Noah said, standing up to give Teddy an over-exaggerated high five like in an 80’s teen movie. ‘I’m going to need a computer.’
‘Use D’arcy’s laptop. She’s in her room channeling every bit of her teen angst onto the canvas using all the colors of the wind. It’s very deep shit man,’ Teddy said as he slipped on his going-out-in-public slippers.
‘Why do you always have to clown on her like that? she’s fucking good at painting for real.’
‘If I told D’arcy her paintings are great, like they are – they are fucking great – She won’t get better. She’ll plateau ’cause she’ll know she’s great. Life’s chess not checkers son, but it doesn’t matter ’cause it’s Kingdom Come. Oh shit that rhymed!’
‘That’s what we should call the party… Kingdom Come.’ Noah grinned from ear to ear.
‘Kingdom Come… Fuck yeah, Kingdom Fucking Come.’ Teddy slowly nodded his head in agreement.
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