Bambi
***Introduction/Present***The funny thing about unemployment is not only do you get paid to sit on your ass and play with yourself all day, but you get to spend a lot of time reflecting on life. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, but rather reflecting on how I got where I am today and the fact that I'm still living at home...with mommy. We really do have a great relationship, not only as mother and son, but also as lovers. Much of it has to with our over active sex drives, and our deep...