Tale of a Virgin Babysitter
“Your father and I recognize that, but we’ll be gone for almost a week and you wouldn’t be able to take care of yourself that long” “Well maybe if I had a goddamn license I could.” “Well you don’t which is why we’re getting an able bodied baby sitter to take care of you those five days we’ll be gone. This wouldn’t have been a problem if you had decided to come along, but you said no. So this is the alternative.” “Please don’t tell me it’s a guy.” “We would never be so mean. It’s a...