John the True Scotsman
John was at a business dinner in London last month, one of 600 drunken men drooling over the dozen or so females at the event. He was away from home, had a nice hotel room upstairs and not a chance of tasting some pussy, or so he thought. Bored of the endless business chat from a bunch of guys who were even more drunk than him, John wandered through to the main bar and ordered a beer. The scenery looked much better here: a voluptuous blonde caught his eye: mid 40s with an amazing cleavage...