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Plant Persuasion It is a curious tale that I am about to tell, I always thought that the book, "The Day of the Triffids" was a story of pure fiction. Well, who on earth could imagine a situation where plants take over the world! That's just a story, it's pure fiction, isn't it? Let me start at the beginning, ever since the damn pandemic thing began, everyone was too scared to go out and so it was with me, i was locked down in my own home. In reality I was ok though, I was used to...
Aria Winters was curious, the pretty 23 year old brunette had been with the modeling agency for 2 years and had been to several exotic locations for photo shoots, but this was the first time ever that her assignment was located in a science laboratory in a local state university. Why in the world would a local state university require a model? Tom, her agent and photographer had explained that the university was sourcing for other sources of revenue (other than state grants) to fund its latest...
EroticIt's been long and (for me) painful, but I've finally finished my latest. I'd love it if some free Internet story archive posts this. The Plant By Roy Del Frink DR. PETER BLOOM'S JOURNAL, JUNE 15, 11:30 AM: Another day as usual at the New York Metro Garden Research Center. My fellow botanists and I are looking at the members of the plant kingdom in the hopes of improving human life. No special finds so far, but we'll keep looking. I'm only writing this down to keep from...
More days passed. Connie, one of the younger girls, was mounting the large pod. She had a wide tentacle buried in her ass and an even wider one entrenched in her pussy. She was hopping frenetically as her head bounced freely over her shoulders. Both phalluses were vibrating inside of her body, providing her exhilarating pleasure. She was bucking up and down, then back and forward so strongly, that it seemed the poor girl was going to break apart. Suddenly, the huge cocoon below her collapsed...
THE PLANT GIRLSeptember 2005Norwich Boultwood looked at the clock. Quarter to three. He leaned back in his chair. It was time to go. God, he?d been looking forward to this all week. Beneath his Brooks Brothers twill trousers, Norwich?s cock squirmed miserably, yet excitedly in the chastity tube. It was almost time! It had been a week since Willy had been out, bouncing around happily in Lady Haley?s teasing fingers, and 105 days since he?d been allowed to have a ?Squirtie?.God,...
In a fare off land there was a docter named jessie who was working on plantes and how they mate his black female partner named christal said the plant ready.jessie said put it on the gama radition then flip the switch the room glowed green then christal said it diudnt work jessie replyed dam so close.christal was sad and worryed that it might never work and jessie will be discharged from his work so she stayed up late trying to figrt out wat went wrong.when all of a sudden the plant started to...
Zack glanced over the ship's sideboards and stared at the beach. From what he could see, there wasn't anyone stirring around the fires. It appeared everyone had gotten drunk and then passed out. As he prepared to leave the ship he turned to Ben and remarked, "I'll see you back at the clearing. Good luck." Ben stood there for a moment looking at Zack. He was obviously trying to decide if he wanted to share with the young first mate what was on his mind. Finally, he shrugged his shoulders...
Alice was being promoted to the official position of permanent Containment Unit Nuclear Technician. Now she was a full-fledged "C.U.N.T." Her BFF Yoko was a little upset because she was the one with the dual track Graduate degrees in Systems Management and Master of Science and Alice only had a 3.2 GPA for an undergraduate degree in Modern French Literature. The plant was on suspension after the radiation problems in Number four. They had to shut down both Unit four and Unit three because...
She'd been warned by her mother not to venture too near the swamp ever since she'd been a little girl and for the most part heeded that warning without question. This evening though, she'd pondered again for the 100th time the reasoning behind her mother's warning. Stopping her walk near the edge of the swamp as she finished her first cigarette, she turned for home and lit another when she thought she heard something that sounded like the faint call of a small girl. Tracy stopped and...
Later that night, Monica woke up, asking what had happened to her. She could not remember anything after she entered the Principal's office. Isabel explained the whole experience to the girl, and, far from being frightened she wanted to see the worm. Isabel insisted that she eat something first, and the girls went to the dinning room, Keily stayed behind, thinking. Keily was concerned about the worm. After the incident with Monica, the situation was getting dangerous and she didn't want to...
Report to the King of Sparta. B.C 481 "We must conclude that there was more then one Persian ship in our waters. When one met with disaster in the storm, the other picked up survivors and as much wreckage as it could. The shield is the only piece of wreckage that signifies Persian identity. There can be no doubt that it was a spying mission or an attempt to land agents of Persia on our soil or the soil of a neighbouring state. We cannot ignore the possibility that a neighbour may actually...
Le vol dura des heures, et pourtant Maxime n'en pouvait plus d'excitation. Une heure environ avant d'arriver, il se rendit aux toilettes, et se changea pour prendre sa tenue habituelle - jean, baskets blanches, queue de cheval -. Il se sentait ? l'aise ainsi. C'?tait ainsi qu'il comptait vivre aux USA. Galvin lui avait dit que tout ?tait pr?t pour lui, et qu'il n'avait plus qu'? arriver. Son logement, son contrat de travail. Un v?hicule l'attendait ? l'a?roport et devait le conduire ? l'embarcad?re puis jusq...
Flowers have always been a passion of mine, to me there is nothing more beautiful in this world. This love drove me to commit my whole life to them and through a lot of hard work I finally became a researcher at the largest flower R+D firm in the world, Flower Technics. I was a juinor researcher so most of my jobs was admin stuff for the proffessors, but this meant that I got to see some of the most amazing plants. None more so than the giant sunflowers in the top secret labs. These were the...
Sarah's husband Robert had only been away on assignment for a few weeks when he informed her that he was involved with a woman in Europe. He hoped that any legal proceedings could wait until he returned. In the meantime he instructed a lawyer to draw up papers transferring the house to her name and providing financial support for her. He said he knew she had been unhappy and hoped that she would try to move on without him. Otherwise, he was unapologetic. Sarah assured him she would be fine and...
Group SexSome comic characters mentioned in my stories could be the property of these respective comic book publishers, Marvel, DC, or Image. If they are being used, this a work of fictional parody. The story I posted last night was a scenario joining events from the Lois & Clark TV show and the Lois Lane comic books #70 and 71. I hope most of you remember some of the details I put out for background there. This story is derived from events in the story in LL #71. The opening paragraph...
Je donne rendez-vous à Mélissa vers 20h dans une commune avec pour consigne une jupe sans sous-vêtement avec un petit mot bien décolleté. Arrivée 20h je rejoins Mélissa nous avons chacun notre voiture je l'embrasse en guise de bonjour et je lui dis prends ta voiture et suis-moi. Nous nous sommes dirigés vers un belvédère la nuit commence à tomber nous descendons chacun de nos voitures et nous nous dirigeons vers le point de vue, là je place Mélissa contre la barrière je lève sa jupe, elle ne...
Kink and BDSM porns had always intrigued me. I had been so much curious about them that I got a few toys at home. I never got the chance to try them though since most women freaked out at the idea. I eventually stopped telling my dates about the fantasy and my kinky sexcapades. I am a dom, you see. I wanted to meet the perfect submissive who can appreciate my lifestyle. I never imagined it will eventually come true after the array of failed dates. Jennifer- the calm, sweet face deceived nothing...
BDSMPaul woke first on a Saturday morning. Lying on his back, he couldn't see the clock. He judged the time to be early—before six—considering the hue of the light streaming into the cabin window and birds singing in the surrounding forest. Partly alongside, and partly atop, Glenda lay in bed with him. Her deep, rhythmic breathing told him that she wasn't about to wake up very soon. Paul thought that a change of pace might be enjoyable. He and Glenda had not seen one another for three weeks. A...
Hi Friends, My name is Juhi. I’ve published two stories earlier. Every story I narrate re-ignites the hunger in me to re-live that moment again. This story particularly is the continuation of my previous Story ‘Juhi 2- Sex with Male flatmate’. Well, back then my stats were 34C-28-36 and I was staying with a guy Neil and a girl Shreo (36dd – 30 – 34) in central London in Neils 3 bedroom apartment, which he had offered us as we were practically homeless. Now, in my previous story, I’d narrated...
[ Update: Free Use World !! The main storyline will continue. Please enjoy using Catwoman's lesbian anal fetish mind control Gotham City. ] Prologue: Batgirl struggled with the nylon ropes binding her in place. They dug deep into her costume across her nips and down the crack of her pert ass. There was little else she could do. The thin ropes bound her thighs and ankles together in kneeling position. Her arms were firmly tied behind her back and those ropes were tied to the ones around her...
Mind ControlIt was a time of horrible raids by terrible marrauding hordes, which caused untold misery, fear and poverty in all of Pelopones. It was a time when Xena and Gabrielle were needed by all the towns, before it is too late, but she was nowhere to be found. The century before had been a good time for all, under the Cooperation Accord of Olympia, there was piece between all the polises, and Xena could concentrate on petty crime and feuding Gods. But now Xena had been on a mission in Asia for years,...
Elizabeth pulls the up to the Coroner’s Office, only to see it blazing with fire and the parking lot full of fire trucks, police and people. She looks over to the passenger seat where James Miller is seated. “What the hell happened?” Elizabeth whispers in disbelief. The first place the duo stopped was at Alison’s home but found no sign that she had returned there since this morning. The next logical place was here. “My guess is your partner happened,” James replies. Elizabeth casts him an...
“Oh my head.” Robin whispered as he stirred awake. It took a few moments for him to fully regain consciousness. His last memory was of chasing someone across the Gotham rooftops, now he was in someone’s apartment. “I’ve been captured!” He screamed in his mind as he suddenly realized he was under restraints. Taking a deep breath, he willed himself to think calmly, just as Batman as taught him. Take stock of the situation, then form a plan of action. The room was in semi-darkness, illuminated...
Hi, ISS reader This is my first story. I am in gujarat. Ye us samay ki bat he jab me 19 saal ka tha. Me samane hamare hi jati ke log rahete the. Unaki nayi nayi shadi hui thi. Unaka nam Virendra tha aur unaki wife ka nam Neeta tha. Vo bahot hi sexi aur hot thi. Neeta ko me pyar se bhabhi jaan kahakar bulatatha aur vo bhi mujese acchi bate karti thi. Magar vo kabhi mera naam nahi bolati thi, jese me usaka pati hu vese muje Aap, Lijie vese shabdo se bulati thi. Vo bahot hi sexi lagati thi. Unaka...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 3 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 12 - Rentr?e des Classes pour Chris Pour des raisons diff?rentes, les deux cousins ?taient tout aussi inquiets. Chris faisait sa rentr?e dans la l'?cole de beaut? et Sam avait mis ses nouveaux v?tements et esp?rait plaire ? Jessica. M?me s'il avait dit le contraire ? son cou...
Hello, My Dear Readers. This is the final part of the story, and as much as I am excited to present it to you, I am also dejected to tell you the series is over. I had started writing it long before I submitted my well-received stories like ‘Sexting Meghna Aunty’, ‘Watching My Parents Have Sex’, and even the 4th Episode of ‘Mallu MILF Asha’. Back then, I had the vigor to dream about a plot like this. Still, I did not have enough experience writing erotic stories or even decent language skills...
IncestHello, my dear readers. Nothing compares to the love you people give! Never thought, even in my wildest dreams, this series will bring me so much appreciation. I have found some really wonderful friends among my lovely readers, and I feel honored. Let me just get straight into the story. This is a pretty loud episode – one that has the potential to question the very existence of the entire plot. In the beginning, I did say that I would be taken certain liberties with this series, and I have...
IncestNaanum enathu nanbanum dress edukalam endru oru maalku sendru irunthom, appozhuthu car parkingil carai park seithu vittu kizhe irukum liftil sellalam endru angu sendru ul ponom. En nanban ulle sendru irukum pozhuthu iru kaathalargal nadanthu vanthu irunthaargal, naan athai paarthu iruvar varugiraargal endru sonnen. Appozhuthu lift operator sirithu neram liftai niruthi vaithu irunthaar, appozhuthu puthithaaga thirumanam aagi irukum iruvar vanthu irunthaargal. Athil puthiya manaivi miga sexyaaga...
Janie loved sex. She loved penises. She loved to stroke penises, she loved to squeeze them and watch the pre-cum ooze out of and settle in the stiff penis’s puffed slit. She loved to lick the pre-cum ooze out of the puffed penal slit while stealing a glance at the gentleman she was servicing. Janie loved sucking a stiff shlong into her wet slurping pie hole and licking under the shaft while purring penis muffled “ooohs” and “ahhhs” to the concerned party attached to the aforementioned...
Born: June 3,1991 When i started 2 learn about sex: Age:13-14 Learned by: phone and computer. Daily Life: Middle School, average student, gamer, average scores,7th grader Height: 5ft.'4in. Weight: 247lbs. (I was a bit fat) Ethnicity: Hispanic (im bilingual, mexican bloodline in both parents & theres a bit of genes involved in my story) Penis size: i cant remember my size. This was new to me at the time with no knowledge of size caring till 8th grade. I also learnedd about growt spurts and...
Ce jour-l?, Maxime Lamothe eu 17 ans pour la premi?re fois de sa vie. Bien s?r, il avait eu 16 ans, aussi, et 15 ans avant ?a. Mais ces ann?es-l? ?taient encore porteuses d'espoir. Il avait attendu, attendu, mais il s'?tait jur? que si ??a? ne changeait pas, il irait voir quelqu'un. Au cas o?. C'?tait maintenant. - Ecoutez, jeune homme...je ne vois rien d'anormal. Votre taille ne devrait...plus tellement changer. Vos parents ?taient d?j? petits eux aussi, apr?s tout. Mais c'est vrai, g?n?ralement...enfin....-...
Maxime resta tr?s longtemps dans un demi-coma. Ou, tout du moins, il le pensait. Des images allaient et venaient. Des personnages apparaissaient devant lui. Il ne pouvait pas voir leur visage, mais il les entendait parler. Parfois en fran?ais, parfois en anglais. Il se sentit avoir froid. Puis chaud. Puis froid ? nouveau. Et faim. Et chaud. Plusieurs fois il voulut ouvrir ses yeux, mais il n'y parvenait pas. Lorsqu'il ouvrit enfin ses yeux, il ?tait dans une chambre d'h?pital. Toute blanche, toute...
In this part Theron trys to drug Queen to make her his lifetime slave. And he started to sceduce her hard. [email protected]
FantasyHello folks! It’s been a long time since my last story here. Thank you all for the love and encouragement. I received quite a few lovely comments from the horny bunch. To quickly recap, in my previous story I had narrated how I came to know Salma and instantly fell for the voluptuous vixen. After the rather awkward first day, I slowly began to settle into my job. Anu turned out to be a total slut. She was brazenly seductive with her clothing and always dressed for the kill. Her usual attire was...
Naangal ippozhuthu thaan kalluri muthal aandu padithu varugirom, en vagupil priya ennum kaamamaana pen irunthaal aval parka azhagaga iurkamaatal aanal parka sumaraga irupaal. Priyavirku mulai perithaaga sexyaaga irukum athu matum ilamal ivalin udambu sexyaaga irukum, pothuvaagave kaamam meethu aarvam athigamaaga irukum pengal yaaraiyaavathu naam paarthu vidalam. Priya pasangalai sight adipaal kaama paarvaiyil paarpaal, enaku veru pasangal avaludan kaamam seivathai vida naan munthi kondu kaamam...
Chapter 2 "Welcome everyone to the channel 5 morning talk show!" said the talk show host "First off, we're sitting down with a botanist about the strange Pink and Blue plants that have been growing all over town. Welcome Dr. Rex Greene" A middle aged man wearing a turtle neck and khakis walks in shakes the newscasters hand and sits down. "Welcome Doctor" "Thank you" "Now I hear you are studying the plants that are growing all over the county I believe?" "Yes it's the...
Hello, indian sex stories dot net readers, it’s me Anjuman again going to narrate after the last incident. For those who are reading this story without going through my previous one, I can summarise you in few words. I am in a relationship but it’s a long distance and due to lack of physical love we had a lot of fights which my friend understood and agreed to help me for this. For more information read its previous chapter (best friend to sext friend 1) and give me any feedback you want to on...
Sexperience with Hot Neighbour Aunty by Maid's help (1)________________________________________I got up early in the morning. It was a new area. I had just shifted 2days back. I just climbed the terrace and thought let me just have a small walk. I was just walking and was watching the whole area from terrace. Love to see the morning view. All desi ladies will be out early morning for sweeping, cleaning in front of house, putting Rangoli. The nighty they wear and bend to show their awesome ass...
We sat on the sofa as we talked about the day. Liz told us about the troublesome customers she had at the store. Linds told us about events around the house. Then I told them about the training and the events after. I described Crystal and our sexual activities in the motel. By the time I finished both Liz and Linds were obviously excited. They had their hands on me as I kissed each of them in turn. Liz rubbed my nipples through my shirt as Linds opened my pants and fished out my...
Note from the author: The story is in Italian as I realized it is too hard for me to keep writing in English, but I will probably translate it later on. ---------------------------- Capitolo 3: Rachel Matt sedeva al tavolo della cucina di Steve. Una massa indistinta di capelli viola le ondeggiava davanti al viso ogni volta che si muoveva. Indossava ancora il pigiama prestatole da Chelsea. "Non riesco proprio a credere di aver avuto bisogno di un...
Hi ISS Readers, I am Anubhav and I have recently got to know about this website. Since the day I came to know about this ISS site, I have been following it daily with the updates and I really feel glad to see people over here who take out time to share their experiences. Today, I am here to share about one such experience I had during this lockdown. Since it’s my first time writing over here, if there are any mistakes then do excuse me. So, let’s start. It’s the lock downtime and the last week...
CONFESSIONS OF A CAT WOMAN By Natalie Wilde Someone once said that the life changing events will not come when you expect them but rather will sideswipe you on a Friday at 3 in the afternoon. Well for me that was true, except it was Thursday. And what seemed like a normal October afternoon would soon have major implications. I am writing this, as way to try and make sense of the things that have happened to me and how my life...
Well I am regular reader of ISS but first time I am sharing my own experience here. I am A Mechanical Engineer of 27 years of age and resides in Delhi. Having great body with 6’2″ heights and dashing looks. I am fond of foreplay and sex and have good 6.5 inches tool with me. I was once searching a flat for me when I got a job in Delhi and there I came to know a family who wanted to give their upper portion of home on rent. It was well furnished 2 BHK. Locality was also high profile so I agreed...
Naangal siru vayathile kaamathai patri therinthu kondavargal, naangal anaivarum ondraaga thaan irupom pinbu enai vida avall en veetil athiga neram irupaal. Naangal siru vayathil irunthu ondraagave irunthathaal 19 vayathu aagiyum angalai ethum ketkaamal irunthaargal. Naan aval veetirku seluven aval en veetirku varugaal ithu pondru eppozhuthum ondraagave irupom. Naangal engaluku naduvil yaaraiyum vidamal irunthom appozhuthu thaan virisal varathu endru. Veru nanbargalidamum pazhaguvom aanal...
Hello, my dear Readers. Thank you so much for the very positive feedback on the first part of the story. I was not sure if I should write a second part of the story, because I wasn’t confident it would be as good as the first one. I have tried my best to make this as exciting as possible, and hope you all like it. The following is the conversation between Arnav and his aunt, Meghna. This is after they met each other, for the first time, since they started sexting. Reading the first part of the...
IncestHello, My Dear Readers. Thank you so much for the positive response to the first episode. So happy to see the very genuine interest in the plot. I also apologize for the delay in publishing this episode. I have read all your comments and emails, and I sincerely ask for pardon. I was in no space to write a story, and I badly needed a break. I did not want to hurry and submit a below-par work. I have never been able to rate my own works. I am not sure if I have met the expected standards here. I...
IncestDr. Virginia Weston pulled out of the driveway of her gated mansion and sped off to her conference. She shifted in her seat a bit, her body sore and bruised. She smiled with contentment, her abraded pussy getting wet as she remembered her latest session with her 'pets'. The Doctor was brilliant. In fact, she made most geniuses look positively stupid. Her area of expertise was combining plant and animal DNA to produce a combination of both. Needless to say, the actual explanation was...
Hello there to all my horny readers. My apologies for taking so long in releasing the next part. I am overwhelmed by all the responses. My inbox was flooding with positive feedbacks and all readers were eager and pushing me to release the next part as soon as possible. For those readers who are new to this series, read the first part to understand where we left off. So, without wasting any more time, let’s get to it. After my wife’s first session with Krish, eventually, she gave in and realized...
Hi all, this is the continuation of the sex story, “Mothers Sexcapades With Son -part 2″. Thank for your support so far. Please write to Vasundhara was all set and having a sweet conversation with Rashmi. Rashmi was astonished by seeing what a bombshell her mom could be. While in conversation with her mother Rashmi noticed that moms bra line was peeping out on her shoulder. Rashmi naughtily said to Vasundhara” mom my bra line is visible , please cover “. It took a while for Vasundhara to...
IncestWhen Keily woke up, it was almost dusk. She had slept practically all day. A little woozy, she sat on the bed and the feeling of her panties rubbing against her clit made her body shiver with pleasure. She was puzzled as her clit had never been so sensitive before. In fact, she realized that she was in such heightened state of arousal, that she could hardly hold back the need to jump on the bedpost and impaled herself on all of its length. Keily put on a small bathrobe and walked out of her...
Doctor Angelique showed Alice her technique for checking radiation absorption levels whilst distracting the subject with either oral sex or even taking it in her pretty pussy. She cautioned Alice to never allow the subject to actually shot any juices inside unless had verified they were at a safe level of contamination. Of course this was less of a problem with females than with males but Alice kept a sharp eye for the warning colors whenever she was in close contact with a possible "hot"...
Hi readers, I will be writing this hot story on behalf of my girlfriend and her experience. She wanted it to be published as part of our fantasy. So, I am Akshat, 26 years old. For the past 2.5 years, I am living in Patna due to official work. I did my post-graduation from Delhi where I met the love of my life Ankita – the main character of the story. She is my girlfriend for the past 3.5 years and we are in a long-distance relationship since I moved to Patna. The story continues in Ankita’s...
Vanakam nanbargale, indru tamil kama kathaiyil thirumanam aagi kama aripu thangamal enmeethu aasai pata nanbanin manaiviyai ootha kathaiyai ungal idam pagirugiren. Enathu peyar prabu vayathu 25 aagugirathu. En nanbanin nanban peryar ganesh vayathu 31, avaruku sameebamaaga thaan thirumanam nadanthathu. Avar en udan konjam nerukamaaga pazhaga aarambithaar, enaku avarai migavum pidithu irunthathu. Aanal ganeshku thirumanam avatharku munathaagave avan en udan nerukamaaga pazhaga aarambithaar. Naan...
J'ai rencontré cette sexy girl à l'époque ou je surfais sur quelques sites de rencontres et autres bien connus. Quelle tuerie cette brunette orientale, un visage et une bouche humm... Je bande rien qu'en y repensant, mais bref... donc, Une grosse touffe ondulée, un corps pulpeux et ferme a la fois, des seins monstrueusement perfect en forme de pommes, ronds comme jamais, tétons rosés, juteux et attractifs, trop même !Une ravissante Chatte épilée douce et sucrée, je peux dire que j'en ai vu un...
Hey everyone I am back with a continuation of sexcapades with my curvy girlfriend. I know some of the readers were disappointed as it didn’t have foreplay. But I guarantee all the readers that this story will make most of them go weak on their knees. I hope everyone is safe and fine and please do follow some precautions during this Pandemic and be safe. And about me, I am Diganth, 24 years of age with a fair complexion and 5’11” and a 6” dick. I just finished my engineering and working in a...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 5 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 21 - Une jolie secr?taire Sam se r?veilla en pensant que jamais il n'avait si bien dormi. Comme Chris dormait encore, il prit son petit d?jeuner en silence. Quand il entendit Chris arriver derri?re lui, Sam leva la t?te pour recevoir un baiser. "Sammy, tu as l'air...
The evening was not going well and Cheryl knew it. Only 18, she had almost passed out when a college junior had asked her here. Telling her mother and father that she was going to a girlfriends house for the night, she met her date, Billy, at a convenience store near her home. Just getting in the car made her feel much older than her years. Now, several hours later, sitting on a couch in a crowded fraternity house, she was feeling like fifteen again. A bunch of guys had made a...
The goddamn Super Bowl. My husband makes such a big deal out it. Three or four of his buddies show up hours before the game to drink beer and juice up their testosterone so they can yell at the TV. I’ve always been bored. This year I decided to spice things up as only a woman can. “I’ll make you a deal,” I told my husband Bill. “Instead of betting on the game, bet on me.” “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well,” I said, “Give me the four hundred dollars you guys always put in your football pool...