My Mum the Slut
Second: THIS IS FICTION. In life I both respect and admire my mother! Third: Enjoy. Its extreme and unlikely but it was fun to push my boundaries in this way I have never has much respect for my mother. For someone born in the classless captial of the country where the tango man would fit in and its definatly maybeline (or a cheap knock off) i strangely was born with one defining assest - class. That means that i looked at my slap-covered, mutton dressed as lamb slag of a mother with...