My Perfect Woman
Chuck put his clubs in the back of my pickup and then said, "Oops, I forgot my wallet" and he hurried back into the house. That gave me my chance. I opened the bag cover, pulled out his putter, closed the bag back up and put the putter behind the seat. He came out f the house with his wallet in his hand and said: "I probably won't need this since I expect to beat you turkeys and you will have to buy the beer." "In your dreams" I said as I pulled out and headed for the Singing Hills...