Fill It to the Rim
My wife Gwen and I have a very giving relationship. She gives me her ass, and I give her jewelry. Well, it's not quite that simple. A few years ago, we worked out a plan whereby she can have any piece of jewelry that catches her eye, so long as she "earns" it a special way. And she's a jewelry freak from the 'git-go', let me tell you. Of course, those rubies and emeralds and diamonds DO look good on her when she's dressed to kill, so I can't really complain. And I pull in enough money...