Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 365
Some thoughts from dorsetmike I told my wife I want to be cremated She made me an appointment for next Tuesday. Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers Him: To be honest I never knew she sold flowers I asked my grandpa “After 65 years you still call grandma Darling, Beautiful & Honey, what’s the secret?” He said I forgot her name 5 years ago & I’m scared to ask her.” I asked my wife “what would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied “I’d take half and...