Mother s Day
Mother's Day ( . Y . ) "Hey Captain!" I said into my phone. "Hey Sailor!" my dad said. "How are they hanging?" I queried. "One in front of the other, for speed!" He's a fighter pilot, that's the standard reply. "And yourself?" "I'm high speed, low-drag sir!" We both chuckled. I'm not in the Navy, just going to college, but I know the lingo pretty good. "You're going home for Mother's Day, right?" he asked. "Oh yeah, dad. I'm...