College Hijinks
I’m not a very sexual person. Alright, that’s actually a lie. I’m a big fan of sex, but I have a few problems. It’s messy, it may or may not create a smaller human being inside of me, and a lot of people are bad at it. I’m not saying I’m bad at it, I think I’m pretty good, but so do a lot of people. I will say I’m experienced, and that I’ve had a few memorable escapades. And so, I’ve decided to tell my story. This is me, for real. I hope you enjoy it. But first, I’ll tell you a little...