FROM Becky FOR Matt With Love
FROM: Becky — FOR: Matt — With Love by Rumple Foreskin DEDICATION: To those who serve, and those who love them. I was halfway between Macy’s and totally broke, sitting in the mall’s tacky excuse for a food court, and trying to gag down a tasteless salad with low-cal dressing. Piped-in Christmas carols competed with the noise of wall-to-wall shoppers. I kept asking myself how I ever let my mother con me into getting dressed and driving into town with her the day after Thanksgiving, the busiest...