Friday Evening Porn Film
We go to the video store and rent Peter Sellers in “The Party”. Shyly she says, “I’ve never seen a porn film”. I am overjoyed. This promises to be an exceptionally sexual evening. Porno videos are in a separate room in the store. The door is an old-fashioned latticed pair of saloon swinging doors. Over the entrance is a sign: “Adults Only”. I go in and scan the titles. One is something like “Swinger Party”, so I grab it and leave the adult room. She has a naughty face when she sees...