Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 166
These are compliments of Allan A guy was crawling through the Australian outback, dying of thirst, and gasping, ‘water, water’. He looked up and saw a sign saying “Sisters of Mercy Convent”. He managed to crawl to the door, and banged on it. When a nun opened the door he gasped, “Water, please, I’m dying of thirst”. The nun said, “We don’t have water, but we do have tea brewed from a koala bear.”. The guy said, “Anything, I’m dying of thirst”. The nun gave him a big mug of the tea, he...