Obnoxious Housemate
Part 1-A – Jesus I woke up and checked the clock in my tiny room and cursed – late for work again.? I quickly sprinted to the bathroom and as I got there, saw that I'd just beaten Liz, my obnoxious church-lady housemate, apparently also late and running, to the bathroom.? Oh, well, she’d had the same chance as I did.? Now she'd have to wait.? Our other three housemates had long since left for work. As I locked the door behind me she shrieked, and shouted at me through the door -- she seemed...