Doogie Hower MD The Final Fuck
Dear Diary: Today I learned a valuable lesson. I think it was that you should never give up hope. Or maybe that if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. But probably it was just that, like Ben Franklin said, in the dark all cats are gray -- even ones that aren't moving anymore and have tire tracks on their backs. Or something like that. The day started off with Vinnie grabbing me as I was leaving the house and pulling me into the backyard. I told him I had to get to the hospital but...