Quick Slick Wank
This story only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.Message begins:"Hiya, lad. It's me. I said I'd call and leave you a message...I feel really embarrassed now, just talking to nothing but your ears (even though your ears aren't there). But remember, I said that next time I left you a message, you'd need a cookie and some lube?Okay, with the cookie, you need to put it next to you, because you're going to need it later. And you're going to need to get...
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