How the lottery got me more pussy than Wilt Chambe
Coming up as a tall, goofy k** in the hood, I would be interested in pretty girls, thick girls with DD's. I would always ask them for a date, or to hang out, and they said,"No!"So, one day I go to the store to play my lottery, the jackpot was worth $1.7 billion. So, after being in a long ass line, I finally got my chance to play. Thank God I went to Indiana, where they had no state tax if you win.So, after I played my lotto, I hopped on I-80 west to go back to Illinois. Once I returned home, I...