The Trip to Chicago
I'm in the window seat with Mr. McKay sitting next to me. He's showing me the sales and profits of the two stores that I have been working at. He said the other investors are very impressed with me and how I've made business boom. I laughed and said I'm best on my back. The man in front of me turned around and said he'd like to see me on my back and how "good" I really am. I put my hand on his right shoulder and told him, his wife wouldn't like it if he was caught with his pants around his...