That s What He Said
I saw a brown man sitting on the back step of a lorry in the drizzle of an English music festival. It was Thursday morning, the 27th of August 2015.''Would you like some rum?” were the first words he said to me. A lot more words followed over the course of a very drunken weekend.“I have a girlfriend. She's called Scarlett... I love her, I think. I mean, she's really hot. She's an 18-year-old online stripper you see... bit of a nightmare though, she's really c***dish.”“What do you expect from an...