Gym Shorts
Lisa banged on my door nearly an hour early. She and my sister were meeting at my house so Lisa could park her car and ride with my sister. They'd planned a long day of shopping and didn't want to drive two cars. I dragged myself out of bed and slid into cutoff jeans and a T-shirt. Lisa was alternately ringing the bell and banging on the door. When I opened it she inquired, "Where the heck were you? Sleeping?" "Yeah, it is Saturday morning and I had a long week at work." I was talking to an...
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