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Whatever Happen to Tommy Michaels

It was a foul-mouthed, drug addicted nightclub comic who said it best. He was the one who summed up the comedic career of Tommy Michaels whose career in show business effectively came to an end on a Friday in November in Dallas, Texas. The dirty-mouthed comic walked on stage two weeks after that horrific day in ’63 and when he did it was the first time he had appeared before a nightclub crowd since that tragic event. Since the innocence of America was taken away by an assassin’s bullet. The...

War Ch 01

War Ch. 1: Opening Shots Heather Saffron had a firm rack, legs that could do no wrong (or perhaps all wrongs), and an ass that any man would kill to touch, grab, or smack. She had golden blonde hair tinged with black, giving her a look truly deserving of the description ‘dirty blonde’. She had blue eyes, cherry red lips, and a skin tone that wasn’t too dark, wasn’t too light. She was God’s gift to men but somehow that gift lost its tag. Heather Saffron ended up a lesbian much to the horror of...

A Nerd s First Time

There first born was a girl, April. April was a perfect baby. She was in tumbling, ballet and eventually grew up into a beautiful woman. Two years later, Mom became pregnant again. Mom and Dad hoped that this child would be the boy to carry on the family name, unfortunately it was another girl, Beth. Then there was Charolette. In one last ditch effort, Mom and Dad tried again. Mom and Dad were ecstatic to find out early in the pregnancy that they were going to have twins. They were...

How I Came To Be Me Part 3 The Cruise

Tam and I unpacked in our stateroom after leaving mom in her room to unwind and get some sleep before dinner. Our room was more like a cabin than a stateroom. It was at least a third of the size of the hotel room we'd stayed in during our Paris stop. It came with a queen bed instead of a king so, Tam and I were going to be very close, which wasn't a bad thing.After unpacking, we took a stroll around the ship. Most of the vessels in the cruise line we prefer are relatively the same so, I knew...

7 days in heaven

so it was a family get together which meant 7 day long fun . From arrangement to management ..an awesome atmosphere of work and fun combined. A marriage ceremony comes with a added bonus … lots of girls to flirt with , and they don’t even seem to mind . I was having a great time and taking extra care of the girls . My efforts didn’t go in vain and soon they became comfortable and friendly with me. But even with all those girls around...

family visit reaveals cousin as a slut

I have always seen my cousin Nicole more of a friend and not really a cousin, and I never thought that she would become sexual toward people because she looks so innocent at 13 exept for her boobs, she always wears tight shirts when I am around but I never thought that she would ask me something, that I had so much trouble answering. I came to my grandma’s house to visit my cousins angie and Nicole a few weeks ago, I was on a break from school, 16 years of age, around 140 lbs and 6/1 so I...

A taste of Scum

Often it’s the little things that change your life. Two lines of an old song, a trace of scent you all but forgot existed, a face in a crowd looking just like someone you knew and cared about… It sparks a thought, encourages a gesture, the little gears get in motion, the synapses start firing. The change is just an idea, weak, barely noticeable and unlikely to survive, but it snowballs on until there it is – a different life than the one you once knew. A new life, born of a small,...

How to Be a Genie 12 Easy Steps Ch 05

Chapter Five: Step Two: Avoid Leaving Your Master’s Side at All Costs! The biggest problem, when it came to having dinner with Vivian’s parents, was that for some reason they always want to sit around the table at his place. Sure, there were plenty of other problems, too, but Avery considered this one to be at the very top of the list. On any other occasion, Vivian’s parents liked to go out to expensive five star restaurants for dinner. Why they felt such a strong need to invade his personal...

Overlooked Bride Ch 02

SO FAR: Bianca White is jilted by her fiancée in Melbourne just days from the altar. The advertising wiz returns to her New Zealand homeland in despair and starts up a consulting business to sort out problems for people. Her first client Marty Young seeks a potential wife with business experience. * Bianca White had arrived back in New Zealand revitalized, ready to start a new round in her life and had the assistance of a bagful of money. It had taken the university arts and advertising...

family visit reaveals cousin as a slut

Introduction: this is my real first story, so please leave a comment and if you would like me to make a part 2 Lets start from the beginning. My cousin Nicole and I were never the closest of cousins, there was always some tension between us. Nicole is about 5/7 weighs 110 lbs and had surprising D cups for 13 years old, the events that happened are true and happened no sooner than 2 weeks ago. I have always seen my cousin Nicole more of a friend and not really a cousin, and I never thought that...

Premiere of a Masterpiece

I had a long kiss with my wife Samantha before leaving home. I sank my hands in her flaming red hair and sucked her lower lip, then kissed her white porcelain neck. I had so much lust for her because it had been longer than two weeks since we'd had sex. It was because I had a business trip that week, she was on a training previous weekend and there were a few other smaller activities. I could do it with her just then, but I needed to attend a friend's gathering.I felt really sorry that I left...

The Nerd s First Time

It isn't a bad thing to be the youngest of five children, especially when you are the only boy in the family. Let me explain. My name is Earnest Winston Mallone. I am the product of a loving couple who are still married to this day. When my Mom and Dad started out, like most couples, they wanted a son, a daughter, a nice house and the proverbial white picket fence.There first born was a girl, April. April was a perfect baby. She was in tumbling, ballet and eventually grew up into a beautiful...

Helping out a Classmate Chapter 10

Three weeks pass. You and Danielle haven’t talked to each other, except for the usual ‘morning’ when entering the classroom. Kim has bothered you a lot by sitting next to you and trying to get your attention. You’ve told her that you’re not interested, but she keeps coming back to you. It’s only a week until school’s over and the summer break starts. You’re not going on vacation, so you hope that you and your friends can hang out a lot. It’s Monday and the teachers are preparing you for the...

What Happens On Corporate Retreat Cruises

If any of you happen to be a comedian and you get offered a corporate gig on a cruise, seriously consider taking it! Okay, I know most of you who read this won’t be a comedian, so let me explain. Big corporations often do a yearly retreat for their executives across the country, and it’s common for them to hire a comedian to come in and do a standup set. They are the worst kind of gigs in my opinion, because most of the audience are the overworked, overstressed kind of people who don’t care...

First Masturbation Experience Updated

*This is the updated version. I fixed some words,added stuff in and moved some things around.*I haven't found many stories like this (or maybe Ijust haven't looked hard enough) so I thought I'ddo this.So this is a true story. Like true-true, or true tothe best of my ability, none of that nonsensewhere people say it's true but more like "looselybased on a true story". Just thought I'd get thatout of the way.Anyways, when I was much younger I had noidea how sex operated. I didn't even know...

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