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A Joke Change BeginningChapter 2

I was out for a day, and doped up for another, but I later pieced together what happened. I hit a parked car. A woman was walking her dog on the other side of the street and she called 9-1-1 before my car even stopped moving. She wasn't a doctor or even an EMT, but she was a midwife and nurse practitioner ... anyway she knew first aid. She tied her dog's leash to the parked car's bumper and came over to the driver's upside-down door. She could tell that I was unconscious, the airbags...

It Started Out as Just a Joke revised

So off I went down town to the porn shop. As I went in they checked my ID and I asked them which way there pocket pussies were. I walked up to the shelf and started to sort through them visually, occasionally touching one to feel the texture. I soon realized after talking to the cashier that they didn’t have the pocket pussy I wanted and all the others were 4 times the price. That’s when I saw a different kind of toy that cost just less than two of my toys for my brother and I. The name read...

It Started Out as Just a Joke

So off I went down town to the porn shop. As I went in they checked my ID and I asked them which way there pocket pussies were. I walked up to the shelf and started to sort through them visually, occasionally touching one to feel the texture. I soon realized after talking to the cashier that they didn’t have the pocket pussy I wanted and all the others were 4 times the price. That’s when I saw a different kind of toy that cost just less than two of my toys for my brother and I. The name...

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So this guy goes up to a girl and tries to charm her by saying "hey i was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long".The girl replies,"thats funny".I was gonna tell you a joke about my pussy...but you'll never get it".

Bad Joke Turned Good

Bad joke turned good I was shaking in my low heeled sandals. I think I looked presentable but Kaylee had convinced me that this was exactly what Chelsea wanted. So you understand my fears, let me explain why I was quaking. I had known Kaylee since my college days. We met sharing a table during a pause in classes. We got to talking and soon became friends. We never had sexual relations except for a quick hug and a kiss, but she was a great friend with whom I could share everything in...

The Joke Backfired

Daniel knew he was in for a spanking. 23 years old but his Mother would put him over her lap for sure. He looked at the shop manageress as she sat behind her desk and then across at the middle aged woman sitting crossed legged next to him, clearly annoyed. It had been a joke. Mum had sent him to the mall to buy a couple more wooden backed hairbrushes to replace the ones worn out through so much use on his bare bottom. He bought it from the first floor of the ladies clothes shop his...

Office Joke

Valentine's Day: the day of roses and hearts and chocolates and romantic candlelit dinners. When people proposed marriage and professed undying love. Arabella sighed, staring unseeing into her bowl of cornflakes as they succumbed to their milky grave and turned to soggy goop. Funny how a date on a calendar could open the pit of despair that lived somewhere near her stomach. It had to be near her stomach. She'd been reasonably hungry until she'd noticed the date and the pit opened. Her...

The Joke Backfired

Daniel knew he was in for a spanking. 23 years old but his Mother would put him over her lap for sure. He looked at the shop manageress as she sat behind her desk and then across at the middle aged woman sitting crossed legged next to him, clearly annoyed. It had been a joke. Mum had sent him to the mall to buy a couple more wooden backed hairbrushes to replace the ones worn out through so much use on his bare bottom. He bought it from the first floor of the ladies clothes shop his...

It started as a joke

It started off as a joke, one of those throw away comments after receiving a Text Messenger Video.The image of all those cocks swinging from side to side obviously triggered a spark inside her head, as the team of twenty guys ran around a track beside a large field. The size and lengths of their cocks was impressive, especially when the camera zoomed in for a close up of the main group and showed their long and thick cock shafts bouncing off one thigh across to the other, with each stride.A...

The Butt of the Joke

Cigarettes, gotta love em. least ways I do. Without them I couldn't make a living. While most families make well under 10,000 a year, half a million is a bad year for me, and 1st class food and lodgings comes with the job. I help people quit smoking the easy way, without any of the unpleasantness of nicotine withdraw. That's a good thing, with any form of tobacco illegal in 37 states, and in the 15 that do allow you to smoke, the permit costs over 5,000 credits a year. Getting caught...

Nina s Joke Backfires

38 year old Nina was in bed and heard the shower start up. This was going to be great she thought. She had doctored 18 year old Megan’s shampoo with colour, a bright red. It would last for days. Nina listened for the inevitable shriek. Megan would be so embarrassed with her red hair. It would only be another moment but just then Megan passed her bedroom door and Nina realised it wasn’t Megan in the bathroom. Then who was she wondered? There was only her Mum in the house. Then it hit her. Mum...

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You re Joking Right

She timed her moment to perfection. Brad was idly sifting through a bunch of magazines looking for something to read while she watched a TV program he wasn’t interested in when she matter-of-factly delivered the bombshell.Ashley just grinned wickedly when she told him. She looked smug and superior, but she also knew things about Brad. She knew he thought she didn’t know about it, because she hadn’t mentioned it in the month that had passed since it happened. She knew that he would be...

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One night I was designing some toys with my computer so that I can print them with the 3-d printer that I 'borrowed' from work and I could hear my neighbors fighting in a loud argument. By the sounds of it, it was over money. I knew that my neighbors Jackie, and her boyfriend Scott were having a hard time. After about 15 minutes the argument subsided and I could get back to designing my toys.The next day, after work I was at the store getting some things for dinner when I noticed Jackie in line...

An innocent joke takes me all the way

I awoke to a soft whisper and after a few seconds I began to roll over. “Can you give me a ride?” I could hear. I opened my eyes to se Dana, my 18 year old daughters Sherry’s best friend. She was also 18 and a touch on the heavy side of average. She was around 5′, 125 pounds and still a teen innocence that I really liked about her, both my girls had always been overly mature for there age. She had spent the night Friday night, the plan was to go yard sailing in the city...

Across The Pond

Prologue Ethan Smith was miserable. It was the end of summer term and once again he had done little in his time, "Home". Home was a joke to his family. he didn't really have one. His dad always dumped him on his grandparents and took the first flight away to some exotic location while Ethan, "Got to know" his grandparents. He hadn't been to his, "Real" home in three years, ever since he started infant school at his expensive private boarding school. Don't get him wrong. He loved his...

Seduction Of My Aunt

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 311 Negotiating Upwards

Late-May to Thursday August 10, 2006 (Continued) The inner-circle was getting very annoyed at their increasingly lame duck of a President. The moron couldn't even hide a tiny $100,000 transaction. The Canadian Prime Minister had just canceled a scheduled state visit, saying, "Sorry, I'm too busy." Letterman, Leno and the like were laughing it up. Snubbed by CANADA! The inner-circle was very displeased. How on Earth was Bush going to be able to talk the rest of the world into standing on...

Harmless Little Lie Chapter 2

Nick being upset at his father made him like the most common reason a man quit wearing his favorite blazer; he was a little torn. The young man with mixed emotions knew his dad would never do anything to hurt him, but it was just wrong to say Nick was something he was not. Yes, his dad thought it was a harmless little lie which would never hurt his son, but it did. The loving father's intent of doing whatever he could to better himself did not outweigh the unintended results of the...

Jacinta part 8

"Urgh..."I groan as I'm awoken from a blissful slumber by a loud knocking on my front door. "Stop fucking banging..." I grab my phone to check the clock, only to roll my eyes when I discover that it's gone 11am. Fortunately, today is Wednesday, meaning I'm not at uni today, but that also means that none of my friends are either, as I discover when Ophelia (who has obviously already been up for ages) opens the door. "Helloooo!" Katie giggles loud enough for me to hear in my...

Walking the Dog Ch 08 10

Chapter Eight We were up early the following morning. It was one of those rare bright winter days where there is no wind and the world looks made anew under its carpet of shimmering frost. The sky was an achingly blue vault with the only clouds a couple of puffs left over from God’s cigar. It isn’t possible not to feel glad to be alive on such a morning, whether you’re Man or dog. Liam and Niall strolled off in opposite directions through the dunes to spy out the land while Angela, Trotsky,...

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Spells R Us: Hair Spray by Vathalos Tom finally came to a conclusion as he sat in his electronics class. He was bored...so bored. He hadn't even wanted to take this class, Introduction to Electronics. He had heard bad things about the teacher before he had even started the class, and it was as bad as he'd expected. "And the reason every circuit has to be sent to ground is so the current in it...." "Blah, blah, blah," he thought, while continuing to doodle in his notebook. ...

The Abattoir

It was about a week before my 13th birthday. Having come home from work unexpectedly, the Ogre---who was what passed for a masculine role model in my life---had decided to take one final stab at "making a man out of me" before writing me off forever as a hopeless little bitch... "What the hell you cryin' for? You're a boy, nothing's gonna change that! What's that you're coverin' with your hand, huh? You think putting on a damn dress changes anything? Do you? Answer me,...

Walking the DogChapter 9

I walked back to the cottage through the fading light. A man and a boy were making their way down to the beach. They were festooned with the arcane gear of beach fishermen. Long Rods, tackle boxes, paraffin lamps and the like seemed to hang everywhere and they were making heavy weather of it, trudging through the soft sand. The boy was animated, obviously excited. His father, for such I supposed the man to be, was patiently plodding in the child's wake. I looked up and tried to spot my...

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13 Genders: Gender 1 By Monsta I watched as the barista wrote my name on a cup with a worn out sharpie. The cup wasn't the size I had asked and paid for, but since it was a bigger size I didn't mention it. Aside from the free size upgrade, I was also grateful she spelled Olivia correctly. I've never seen Olivia spelled with an "e" outside of Starbucks. In fact, I'm fairly sure one time I got a cup with a "k" in my name somewhere. As I watched the young olive skinned woman go about...

New Kid Easy Like Sunday Morning

Martin Bloom was finding it hard to fit in with any of the cliques at Shaler High School. He was the new kid in town. If being the new kid was not bad enough, Martin transferred to his new school district while school was in session and his fellow students already had their routines. Plus, he has only been a student there for a week. Finding one's place took time. Also, the other kids wanted to feel him out before they had more social interactions with him. Martin's personality did not...

Harmless Little Lie

Adam Bagdasarian knew by the distant look in Kevin Gustavsson's face he was not going to get the promotion which he richly deserved. It was not fair, being a white male was holding him back from being Vice President of Human Resources at Solsken Power, the world's leader in renewable energy technology. He found it hypocritical that a bunch of old white males made this rule. They got their way to the top by being the best and closed that door on people just like them. The company's...

Weddings and Reunions Part 4

Chapter 19 Pete and Bryan had spent all day out of contact with the ladies as per their request so were unaware of what was happening to them or what their plans were. Sean, Patrick, and David were appointed to watch over them as they met up with the platoon at the paintball facility. The group looked over the three and made crude comments about civilians to which Pete and Bryan held their tongues, the three were not playing with their platoon and the guys now had a target on their...

Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires Chapter 30 The Twins Come of Age

Chapter Thirty – The Twins Come of Age Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the attitudes or characters in the Harry Potter series, nor does it have any affiliation with its author. Story Codes: mmF, mmf, cream pie, exhib, grope, hp, magic, orgy, preg, spank, voy As March wound down and April approached, the school was abuzz from the latest sex scandal involving Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and nearly half of the school. So prodigious were the circumstances of the abnormally...

Larger women are lovely and Jane was no exception

The football soared high into the air only to be followed by a group of screaming kids sprinting across the school playing field to be the first to reach it. “Bloody first years,” Simon muttered as we walked across the field towards school. Another day of toil at St Agnes’ school faced us. Simon and I were in the lower sixth form, making us both 17 years old. As members of the elite in the school we found the noise and misbehaviour of the youngest kids irritating in...

The Former Boys Club

The Former Boy's Club By The Professor "Aren't you a little old to go trick or treating?" My mother's voice surprised me. I hadn't heard her come into my room. I had been trying on my dad's old army fatigues. They fit just about right. I was the same height as my dad - six feet - and the same weight that he had been when he was in the army. Of course he had put on a few pounds since then, but he was as slender as I was when he had been in the army. "Oh, Jack and Darren and I are...

Should Have Stayed in Bed

Bill was a nice guy. Everyone said so... all the girls thought he was cute as. But cute wasn't exactly what he hoped for... at least sometimes. Today was a big day, presentations... possible promotion. But well... Bill, he's having one of those days. This is a work of adult fiction. No resemblance to reality should be inferred or expected. Copyright KLS 2007. Should Have Stayed in...

In This Land

In this Land by Arcie Emm You may wish to read the prior Manny and Maude stories: 1. Mirror Mirror 2. On the Wall "Are you sure you don't need you to come, Maude? It's my job." "No, no, Manny, really I think it is better that I visit Baroness Asudem on my own. It's not that I don't enjoy your company, what with Andy being such a poor conversationalist, but a visit to the Baroness is often quite hard on her guests. Literally." "Huh?" "Well, see, Baroness Asudem is a...

The Mystery of Lakeview Mall

Even by Hazelwood High’s rumor mill standards, this one was dumb. A lot of students liked to talk about it, but very few actually believed it. Still, when your high school is located in a sleepy suburban-at-best town where so little happens that a broken taillight could make the newspaper’s front page, you’re all-too-happy to share local news, even if it’s news from the next town over. “What, the Lakeview mall?” Zoe asked in between bites of her lunch. Tyler enthusiastically nodded....

Adventurous temptations pt 2

A chime rang out - awakening Oliver and his wife, Holly. Holly rolled with a groan and fumbled with her phone to shut off the alarm. Oliver sat up, stretching and rubbed his eyes. He looked over at his beautiful bride as she laid facedown in her pillow, shielding her eyes from the morning sunlight coming in through a skylight. Oliver smiled, feeling lucky to wake up to a girl he adored, every morning. He pulled the blanket off, revealing both their naked bodies. Holly shifted and sleepily...

Here Comes the Bride Chapter 2 Revised

The shock from Melody's question and Steve's response made everyone at the BBQ overlook an important fact which should have made Mel being a bride not possible. Mel's parents would disown him if he paraded himself in a bridal dress at his own wedding. Well, what they thought was an important fact was not. Mel's parents, Theodore and Michelle "Shelley" Blake already knew and accepted their only son's feminine side when Melody was forced out of the closet by his ex-friend, Terry. ...

Here Comes the Bride Chapter 9

It was finally the day of Mel's bachelorette party. It was amazing how fast the next month went. The speed came from everything coming together for the wedding so smoothly. None of the vendors or caterers called about issues. In fact the video photographer called and offered to stay a little longer. He got a new camera and wanted extra time to try out the new features. Each week at the dance lesson the couples were getting in better sync with other on the dance floor. Even Rhoda...

Camp Shoni

Camp Shoni By Pamela [email protected] Chapter 1 "Camp Dah-nes-tsa, where boys are turned into men," Lorin read the camp motto on the first page of the brochure his mother had handed to him when he came home from school that day. It was January, cold and some snow was in the grass and hedges outside the house where he lived with his mom, dad and older sister Stephanie. The cover of the brochure said "Confederated Camps of Lake Navajo" and underneath: Camp...

After the Pantomime Part 1

After the Pantomime By Susannah Donim A spare time hobby slowly turns into a lifetime choice for Nick. Prologue "Fiction needs to be credible; I should persuade the reader that the events in my stories could happen, if they haven't already." - Ian Rankin, author of the Rebus novels. "He's behind you!" the kids all shouted, their excitement, frustration and panic evident in their high-pitched voices. I whipped round, just in time to see Idle Jack duck behind the table, but...

Charlotte part 8

FIVE MONTHS LATER "Oww..." Charlotte moans as I pull the laces of her corset ever tighter. "Whose stupid idea was this again?" "Yours," I laugh as I give the laces one final pull before tying them in a bow. "I wish I had less imagination," Charlotte laughs as she pulls on the remaining layers of her elaborate Victorian-style ball gown. "Is it at least closed at the back?" "Of course," I say with pride. "If your corset-maker is to be believed, we're both now proud owners of 20...

The Stupidest Incest Story Ever Written

Malcolm Rush couldn't believe his luck. 18 years old with a muscled, lean body, he was the stud who everyone wanted at his high school. Girls often told him that he looked just like a younger version of Brad Pitt, except maybe even more attractive. Despite that, he hadn't lost his virginity yet, or even had a girlfriend, and not for lack of girls having interest in him. The truth was, he only had eyes for one girl. And that girl was his older sister, Jessica. And right now, he was watching...

Charlotte part 10

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Curse of the Day

Author warning: I wrote this story for another site that allows the use of HTML. There are words that are emphasized and generally thoughts are italicized as well. None of that will show up on this version which must be .txt only. I think it is still readable, but it is not quite as clear when a line is a thought instead of part of a normal paragraph. I'm not going back through and re-adding "he thought" to the entire story, as it is 100 pages long, roughly. General guideline: If a...

A New Finn

Prologue Miles Arnold was only 14. He was tall, skinny, and relatively good looking. He never showed it though; he was shy and quiet and tried hard to go unnoticed by everyone around him. He was friendly with the kids in his classes, especially the Finn Family as the group of 12 friends was jokingly called. Miles was shy and quiet for a reason. Unknown to others, he was constantly in fear that people would find out that his dad was a drug dealer and his mom was dead. He did his best...

Charlotte part 7

SIX WEEKS LATER I blink my eyes awake and roll over in bed, only to be stopped by an unexpected face full of blonde hair that isn't my own. Turning my head to the other side, another long mop of blonde hair- again, not my own- blocks my view. Once I've blinked the early morning tiredness- and a moderate hangover- out of my eyes, the previous night's events return to my memory. "Kris," I whisper, gently nudging the sleeping woman on my left-hand side. "Han, wake up!" I whisper to...

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Falling in love with a complicated woman - Shruti (Involves cuckold, voyeurism, humiliation, rough sex and gangbangs)This story involves multiple themes like Cuckold, slavery, bdsm, rough sex and so on. If any of these offend you, please stop reading. It is going to be a very long story. So you will need patience. As with most of my stories, there will be lots and lots of sex involved. I am from India and my English writing skills are not as good as my foreign counterparts. If you are a grammar...

Charlotte part 9

SIX WEEKS LATER "Vive La France!" Krystie happily exclaims in my ear, over the noise of the crowded Parisian nightclub. "This is so cool!" I happily reply as I dance with my friend, the two of us attracting the attention of virtually every boy in the club in our tiny clubbing dresses and extra-high heels- not to mention our voluminous hair and heavy make-up! "Yeah, who needs BOYS anyway?" Krystie asks. "I'll try not to take that personally!" Stuart yells over the noise of the...

Pain of the Goblin

> The Goblin Saga Part One10/24/05As I write this, my left leg is cuffed to the chair. I haven't been to the bathroom in thirteen hours, and Miss Stephanie has insisted that I am not working hard enough on journaling her attentions! The misery is palpable, I must confess. She spent most of last night teasing my poor cock to near distraction..."Now that you keep webjournals, dear Goblin, the world should know what a bragging little worm you are, don't you think?" I've so little choice...

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Chapter 17- Interludes It was the burning sensation on her arse that woke Ginny. Still half asleep she reached down to rub at the sore spot and found another hand there. She felt around a bit and realized it was a woman’s hand. This finally pulled her up out of sleep and she remembered what had happened and why her arse was so deliciously sore. ------ She had been looking for a second shot at her bungled Friday night date when she ran into just the person she was looking for,...

Cocooned Chap 7

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Shenanigans

Shenanigans By Morpheus Crystal Hall, Friday afternoon, Nov 16th, 2007 "So, what are you working on this time?" Alyss asked. Amy Maguire took a bite from her dinner, then glanced over at the notebook beside her. She'd been doodling a little while she ate, which she frequently did when she had ideas she was working on. "I was just thinking about different ways to weaponize my spheres," Amy answered once she'd finished swallowing. "It's been three weeks since Exquisite and...

One Big Horny Weasley Family Chapter 19 Interludes

Interludes It was the burning sensation on her arse that woke Ginny. Still half asleep she reached down to rub at the sore spot and found another hand there. She felt around a bit and realized it was a woman’s hand. This finally pulled her up out of sleep and she remembered what had happened and why her arse was so deliciously sore. ------ She had been looking for a second shot at her bungled Friday night date when she ran into just the person she was looking for, Katie Jordan. She...

Stereotypes

Stereotypes By Morpheus There was rumbling noise all around, not surprising since it was a nice day and it seemed as though everyone had the same idea of coming to the park. There were people talking, vendors selling their things and children running around playing. And at the same time, there was a steady murmur just under it all from the nearby fountain. At the moment, I was taking advantage of the weather myself to goof around in the park with my best friend James and...

Things Change

Things Change By [email protected] This incident happened to me after I had graduated from college. I went back to visit my old high school, to bring back memories. I went to an all boys' high school, and my parents thought that I would learn more that way because I would not have girls around me as a distraction. But I still got into a lot of mischief because I liked to play practical jokes on both my teachers and other students. Sometimes this would end with me going to the principal's...

Measuring Up

May 2010 “Good night, Bob, Maggie. Thanks for a lovely evening. The food was wonderful.” I didn’t mean a word of it, especially the bit about the food. “Yes, lovely evening,” said Susan. I immediately recognised the phoney voice that my wife reserved for her estate agency’s most awkward customers. We stood on the doorstep and shook hands with our hosts, then walked down the driveway to where Tom and Annie waited for us in their car. Susan and I clambered into the back seat, Tom started the...

Nicole

Nicole by Miss Jessica It all started innocently enough. Brian and I were lying in bed, after sex. We had been dating for four months. While we weren't on dating behavior anymore, we hadn't quite entered the relationship stage either. He made jokes whenever emotions came up and I was fine with that. Exploring my feelings was never my strong suit. "So, what's your fantasy?" I said, running my fingers up and down his chest. He wasn't a hairy guy, which I...

Comic Con Adventure pt 1

My friends and I decide to meet up at the hotel lobby the night before so we can check in all together. I arrive first as I lean back in my chair waiting on everyone else. The second to arrive is my Pilipino friend Thao. He is the major gamer and anime fanatic of our group. He is usually the one to find and recommend animes that we should watch. 20 minutes later our friend Paul arrives. He is a white guy that always has a stupid look on his face. He is the official jokester of the...

Just As He Is EPILOGUE

As I write this dispatch for the readers, the closing for the sale of the orchards was March 15 to a major agricultural concern. The previous owners must relinquish occupancy by May 1. Julie who is in the 11th grade is the only family member still living there at night. Their mother was moved out 10 days ago to a condominium she will purchase and furniture from the small house is being moved to the new residence piecemeal. The 3 of them have some money, now. Julie will have 3...

Justice League Jumble

I had the idea for this story for quite some time. And when I heard that DC was actually going to come out with something with a similar premise, I hurried to get this one out first. Most of the characters in this story are owned by DC comics. Justice League Jumble chapter 1 By Morpheus The morning light was beginning to break over the city of Gotham, and a lone figure stood perched atop a gargoyle, his gaze searching the city below. Searching for what, he didn't know, but he'd...

Kind of Magical Realist Fairy Tale

Kind of Magical Realist Fairy Tale Copyright 2000, Melissa Virus This one's only my second try, so please, continue to try and be gentle. Know that there is an explanation. ***************************************************************************** Alissa was kind of young; I was eighteen and she was sixteen. You know, not young enough that it was sick or anything, but . . . just this side of the line separating good and bad taste. In retrospect, our relationship was...

Wells Males Part Four

Bobbie and Nicole go in deep cover to find their foe. Insertion Time. It was time for Bobbie and Nicole to go to Wells College. Nicole loved Cinnamom Cigars and Bobbie liked the Cohibas. Bobbie admitted Berings worked perfectly for cover. Bobbie liked Scott's and Nicole's thinking on a Spa Fest at the end. A long soak in a hot tub with scented oils and candles sounded great. Relaxing with good tunes, good food, a little wine, and good friends. A great way to spend an afternoon....

A taste of Scum

1. Often it's the little things that change your life. Two lines of an old song,a trace of scent you all but forgot existed, a face in a crowd looking justlike someone you knew and cared about? It sparks a thought, encourages a gesture,the little gears get in motion, the synapses start firing. The change is justan idea, weak, barely noticeable and unlikely to survive, but it snowballson until there it is ? a different life than the one you once knew. A new life,born of a small, insignificant...

Megan Enraged Book 2 of Wizard a Love StoryChapter 11 Tragedy Strikes

David was excited as he drove the Bronco to Phoenix. Udit and Brennan were with him on the trip. Udit felt like Avasa was the daughter that he never had. He also felt responsible for Ava since he was not able to save her father and husband. Udit didn't feel it was right for Ava to travel without a chaperone. He didn't believe a man anxious for her company and a stranger qualified as proper chaperones. "Besides," he convinced himself. "I've been stuck up in these mountains while...

Hair and Now

This story takes place in my Twisted universe. Hair and Now By Morpheus School was finally out for the day and I let out a long sigh of relief. Schools in the town of Spiral were different than schools anywhere else because of all the Twisted everywhere and the cool tricks you could see at any time. But regardless of that, no matter where you were, a school was still a school and it was always great to finally leave at the end of the day. My name is Jon Andrews and I'm a...

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Sex With Priya

Hi to all ISS readers and this is Satish again and my introduction to the new readers. I’m Satish 47 years, with fair skin, 5’11” tall having a strong body other descriptions can be found out personally. It was great feeling to get lovely remarks from ladies for my earlier submissions. All ladies, aunties, bhabhies and I love married women from 25 years to 45 years please feel free to send your remarks on my e-mail Id please meet me on This story will take a bit long as I have to give little...

A New Day A New You part 16

Sleep on the flight home knowing that Guy is probably going to fire me, or kill me, or kick my head up my ass? Yeah not going to happen and I’m not the only one as Ben, Isaac and Robin are wide awake with me on the flight. We land and get picked up by Mrs. Kori driving one of their SUV’s. The whole ride is quiet until I find our first stop at an apartment building and Isaac looking to our driver confused. “We’ll talk later Isaac, get inside and get some sleep,” Mrs. Kori tells him and...

Nikki part 13

"Ugh," I moan as my alarm clock wakes me at 7am for what feels like the millionth consecutive day. "Morning babe," Sarah tiredly moans, wrapping her arms around my naked body and giving me a slow, soft kiss on my neck. "Hey," I reply, blinking the tiredness out of my eyes. "Looking forward to today?" "Been looking forward to it since I left in June," Sarah giggles. "Just wish you were coming with me..." "I know," I sigh. "Kinda wish I was coming too..." "No you don't," Sarah...

Baby 8217 s Unlimited Fun 8211 Part I

I am going to narrate a story and I had any one would have told me I would not have believed but myself became a active character of that story in fact any woman given such opportunity would have joined the party. I am Rinki presently of 43 years of age. I got married after graduation at the age of 21 and I was born and brought up in a semi-urban place. I studied in girls school and then in a city girls college but still I had my share of pre marital masti and few of local boys fondle and...

Love Your Neighbor 8211 Part II

Hey friends! Again I am Ranju Panda of Bhubaneswar. This prestigious site has kindly published my previous stories such as Sex starved DIL (Incest-2010/12), Strange swapping (Group-2010/12) and Love your Neighbor-part-I (Couple-2011/01). I have received tremendous response from many readers through mail which has encouraged me to continue writing. Let me jump to the present story. During my service period I was staying in the first floor of a double storied residential quarter having twin...

A Woman s Charms

Rich is not all too happy about having to move back home. It will really be the first time, since summers in college, that he’s relied on his parents for food and shelter. His five years since graduation have been spent in the city, getting his MBA and then a stint at a software firm that recently tanked. So, unable to afford living in the city for more than a couple months without an income, he's moved back, living in his parent's place where they stay now only through the summer. They spend...

Sense of Humor

I coach a girls' soccer team. It started as community service. I got pulled over after too many drinks and too few years. I was only nineteen, and my state says you have to be twenty-one. But I had so much fun that I'm still coaching three years later. I started with an eight-year-olds rec program, and now I coach the twelve-and-under town league and help out with the high school varsity. The town league has teams from all over the western part of the state, so some days we have to drive...

Charlotte part 11

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Club Katze

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Teaching the Girls Part 2 The Morning Class

As I explained earlier, the school where I teach is an all girl school in south central Iowa. The class size is about 15-20 students per classroom, with each graduating class population being between 30 and 40. It's a good group of kids, with parents who are able to and willing to send their girls to an private school. We are actually fortunate to have enrollment numbers like this. We would be right at the point in our Physiology class where we were finishing up discussing the differences...

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In the music room on the first floor of the Stone house, Tempest slammed away on the grand piano keys, her tiny fingers moving fast as she played her self- composed masterpiece. She focused on the keys, channeling her anger and her anticipation, shifting the cherry sucker in her mouth from side to side as she concentrated and waited… She had been playing the piano since the day of her third birthday when Darleen found her tapping away on the grand piano in the music room. She knew immediately...

Tempestuous Ch 01

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The Conference A Halloween Story

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The Conference A Halloween Story

A deep, rumbling voice thundered through the great hall, “Beings of Heaven and Hell and all places in between,” it called out. The blood red mound of quivering jelly at the front of the room bubbled and shook with each word, but no mouth as such was ever visible.“We have agreed to this extraordinary meeting,” the deep voice continued, “to address the reality that we monsters and magical beings may soon become extinct.” He paused and then said, “Look at us!” After another pause, he repeated even...

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Transformations DiversityChapter 34

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Nikki part 6

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Driving in Snow Ch 24

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Lost and Found Part 4

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Lusty Days With My Office Colleague

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The Cocktail Waitress

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My Best Friends

Hi friends I am K. Suresh kumar I am a regular reader of this site. The following incident happened when I’m studying in college 1st year and I took computer science in a government college and due to govt college and Cse dept, the girls strength is more than boys strength in my class 87 girls 30 boys made the whole department and we had laboratories in the 1st year where we need to form a 3 members group according to the roll nos and that was the 1st time. I met 2 girls Sai Sushma and...

Miss Called Aunty

Hi all I’m Rahul name changed to hide my identity and I am 25 years of age and from thrissurdistrict of Kerala. I am a regular reader of this site and always thought of writing a few of my experiences here and write to me at Today I decided to submit a real incident to this site for all of you to read and enjoy. One night as I was sitting in front of my system and checking my mails I received a miss call from a number. It was around at 10 in the night. As my wife was in the kitchen and at that...

How to become a dogbitch

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The Writer

Just a short story about an author beginning to write erotic stories. This story will be a dialog between a husband and his wife. H=Husband, W=Wife H-As I was sitting at the computer in my office, I have a home office, my wife appeared at the door. W-What are you doing? H-Writing a story. W-What do you mean writing a story? You're not a writer. H- Unfortunately a lot of readers agree with you. W-Readers? What readers? H- On this web site, a writer can send in stories and people read...

Phliosophy II

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