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Author’s note: Some of the dialogue must be read phonetically since I have tried to give the story the flavor of where it occurs. Say it out loud if necessary. Just think of the Beverly Hillbillies and you will catch on. If you can’t appreciate this then exit right now, please. “Maw,” wailed Mary Sue, “Ah’m gonna be an old maid if Ah don’t find me a husband soon.” “Hush now, daughter. It’s more important to be right then quick. Tell me what’s troublin yew,” said the 30-year-old woman whose...