My Workout with an Old Principal
‘Sure, Mom. It’s not a problem. I can stop by on my way home from the gym.’ I hang up the phone with my mom and climb into my car. The first thing I do is blast the air conditioning. The radio clicks on and Marvin Gaye’s voice croons over the speakers – ‘Sexual Healing.’ Ugh. I could use a little sexual healing. It’s been a while since I was last fucked. I lost my virginity to Derek Marshall on my 17th birthday and we had a bunch of crazy sex for a few months after that. Since Derek and I...