You Want Me to What Chapter 3
"Look," I pointed out, "That's cute and all, but I'm really going to need convincing before I do something stupid like let you actually SEE me! Besides, I'm probably older than you and..." "I'm twenty-six. Are you under thirty? I'll go thirty-two..." she declared. I rubbed my face. "Actually, we're pretty close -- but I can't tell you HOW close because that's identifying data!" What kind of an idiot would I be if I fell for this? I can see me sitting in jail telling my cell...