Piss and Give Me a Clue
Inspired by watching Russian whale like mature women showering in Voyeur videos and how I might enjoy being very dirty with them instead of nubile fit youngsters. “Piss and give me a clue Gran,” I giggled but half meaning it. “Don’t be a daft haporth Jim, I haven’t put that much on,” she snickered back. “You fucking have, enormous, but I still love you,” I retorted, grinning up my 67 year old grandmother on my dad’s side, from a so called vantage point between her cellulite dimpled...