Universal Remote Control
I jabbed at the channel change button on my remote, annoyed. It was a good remote, the best of its range, which I recently bought to control all my remote controlled appliances. Unfortunately, I couldn't control what the television stations aired. I sighed as I went from channel to channel. Tom, a neighbour who always came over and scabbed off me, suddenly came in front of me and began to tell me that there was nothing in the fridge. Before I responded, I pressed the channel button once more,...