Secreterial Duties
You are sitting in your office when I open the door and come in. I am dressed in a tight skirt, low-cut white blouse, stockings and heels as if I am your secretary. I say, "Sir, there are some very important matters that you've been neglecting." You say, "And what might those be?" I walk toward your desk, come around the side, and slide onto your lap. Putting my arms around your neck I say, "You've been neglecting your secretary, and she needs your attention right now!" I bend down...
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