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Teach Me To Dance Mom
Copyright© 2004 A newly-wed man of Peru Found himself in a terrible stew: His wife was in bed Much deader than dead, And so he had no one to screw. Mom took my right hand and placed it upon the indentation of her waist, trying hard all the while not to laugh at my obvious discomfort. I pulled my hand away and whined, "Mom please!" She forced her near-laugh into a gentle smile and spoke while looking up at me, "Sorry honey - lets try again?" Again she guided my hand to her small...