A Close Shave
"Hi! Welcome to McDowell's! How can I help you?", said the young sales girl. Wow! I'd been to many McDowell's in other cities. But I swear to God, I looked up at the lady employee, and she looked out of uniform. More like way out of uniform. More like she was butt naked! "Hi! Are you out of uniform?", I asked her. "Oh no! This is my usual uniform. I'm Laura!", she answered. "I'm Joe. Nice to meet you. So, wait a minute! They actually let you work here without any clothes...