In the Showers
Prologue: Do not skip this part, or I will take no responsibility for anything that might turn you off as you read further. This story is true. It was told to me by a very good friend one night when he was somewhat drunk, and we were sitting in front of a dying campfire at the cottage, having our last drink before putting out the fire and retiring. The events in the story happened to him. I am the only person to whom he ever related the description of the incident. Before you go all "yeah,...