I Am My Own Grandpa
Hello. This feels really strange, because as I write this, I know it may be read by a lot of people some day, but of course I can't see any of them and won't know most of them, so I feel like I'm just talking in the woods and there's nobody else around. And if anybody ever does read this, that will be in the future anyway. I might even be dead and gone by then! Who knows? The reason for this whole thing is because Ray Stevens sang a song about it. You can probably find it on You Tube...