Pants on Fire
“I’m pregnant,” the girl at the door said. Guys don’t generally want to hear that at the best of times, let alone when they’re happy bachelors “playing the field.” The big difference here was... “We’ve ... never had sex,” said Ben. He was pretty sure of this. The girl at the door (Patty, he recalled) was cute but only a friend of a friend who had visited the “party house” he lived in a few times previous. They hadn’t even kissed, let alone... “Not you...” she said, looking down at her feet...