Up the Arse
Up the Arse! My boyfriend Richard was a sexist pig. He went to a public school and to be honest I was surprised to hear that he was heterosexual. Public schools are a notorious breeding ground for homosexuals and his was even better at turning out homosexuals than most Public Schools. The average ex-pupil from his school would be divorced within 3 years of getting married and have decided to "out" himself within 4 years. He felt that a woman's place was in the kitchen and the...