I Had A Dickfight Wiv Me Bird s Dad
Me and my bird’s Dad, we got on really well. He was one of those macho types. When I met him for the very first time, first thing he asked me was, “Do you like rugby?”I couldn’t stand it really but I didn’t wanna create a bad impression.“Yeah. Love it.”“Good lad. Better than football. That’s for fannies.”“Yeah. Bend It Like Beckham? More like Bender Like Beckham.”Fuck me, just thought of that one. I should be on stage. I was wasted being the boyfriend of some bird’s humourless Dad. He didn’t...