I Thought I had the Day to Myself
Finally, I thought. I have the house all to myself. My wife and I normally work the same schedule, so it leaves me very little time in the house alone. Every once in a while, she'll go out shopping or to get her nails done, but today she was going to work and I had the day off for vacation. She woke me at 8 in the morning to tell me goodbye and--since I consider myself to be a good, caring husband--I got up and saw her out the door. I even watched as she drove away until her car...