Welcome
Welcome By O. Henry James Okay. Easy. Lean on me. Here. One step in front of another. There. And onto the bed. Okay. Relax. The pain will recede in a few minutes. I'll just hose you down: as you see, the bed is rubberized, the whole room is waterproof, and there's a drain in the floor. Soundproof too, by the way. There, done. Still can't talk? That's fine. Here, I'll put this lubricant on your bottom. There. Since you're already naked, you won't mind if I drop my pants. And...