Would you like to hear about my weekend
So, last Friday I had the most amazing thing happen to me. I have this great apartment in downtown Milwaukee, right on Lake Michigan. Two doors down lives this incredible redhead. Her name is Helen. She has deep red hair, almost crimson, with hazel green eyes and alabaster skin. Her figure is just stunning. And she has this great British accent; of course she is from London. I’ve talked to her a few times in the gym we have at our apartment complex. Turns out she is full professor at the...