Three Times A Lady
Okay the first time it happened it took me by such surprise that I really didn't take much notice. Well now, that isn't exactly true; it came at me from nowhere and to be honest I'm still not sure of what went down that day. The second time it happened well ... I figured that it had to be a case of mistaken identity or something. But the third time, that a complete stranger walked up to me and slapped me around the face, I really thought it was about time I talked to the lady in question...