Oh You Poor Man
The first time I heard those words was on the second date with Rosie. I’d been advised by my buddy that she was the best way to rid myself of virginity. She taken his and several others he knew. It had taken a month to get the first date with her and three weeks to schedule the second. She was obviously quite popular. Wanting to make a good impression I had splurged on an expensive dinner and theater production for our first outing. Rosie did invite me into her small apartment afterwards and...