I Owe Mom a Bunch of Orgasms
Mom and Dad got married twenty years ago when they were both twenty years old. Last year Dad sold his dot-com company to a comglomerate and became an instant billionaire. He pleaded with Mom to give him a divorce and got what he wanted. Mom was phylosophical about it. Probably one of the reasons was that Dad was more than generous in the divorce settlement. The other reason could be that their marriage had already ended at least five years earlier when they had more or less stopped having...